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queermunist, to memes in like any other celebrity
@queermunist@lemmy.ml avatar

To be fair his dad abandoned him with his mother and then set him up to die for basically no reason. Kinda an asshole.

EherVielleicht,

Not even an ‘hang in there buddy’.

Kalkaline,
@Kalkaline@leminal.space avatar

Nailed it

0ops,

The comment should be pinned to this post

Kalkaline,
@Kalkaline@leminal.space avatar

It was a great execution, but I have to wash my hands of any participation in a pun thread.

0ops,

I’ll wash your feet

Twelve20two,

Dad turned his phone off for an afternoon after he got woken up by an essay length text message sent in the middle of the night before

ininewcrow,
@ininewcrow@lemmy.ca avatar

You mean he abandoned himself, or is it themselves?

dasgoat, to memes in You shall not pass!

I drove a Tiger Tank and it was stopped by a small picket fence.

The French could’ve saved so much money on the Maginot line, and could’ve had a very nice garden-like aesthetic if only they had known the potential of the small, white picket fence

Rachelhazideas, to memes in just a b....

Guys be hating on zodiac signs while making their entire personalities about Myers-Briggs pseudoscientific bullshit.

SheDiceToday,

I’m pretty sure that I’m smart because I avoid both. I base my personality on the ancient dinosaurs test.

potpie, to memes in ba dum tss

What amazes me is that we pretty much are converting, just very slowly, one thing at a time. In school we all learn the metric system, and it’s used all over in industry and government. At the supermarket, everything is labeled in both systems, and some things have started trending towards metric as the default. We are all used to the 2L bottle size. The old fifth of a gallon bottle, though some still call it that, has been replaced by the 750ml bottle. More recently the 20oz bottle has been phased into the .5L, mainly–I’m sure–to shrink the amount while keeping prices the same, but still it’s progress in this regard.

I think the transformation will be effectively complete when highway signs use kilometers. But I don’t see that happening any time soon.

seth, to memes in just a b....

If astrology worked, it would be doubly wondrous since traditional astrological signs are off by a month.

redditReallySucks, to memes in You shall not pass!
@redditReallySucks@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

This annoyed me so much in watch dogs

Agent641, to memes in anyone?

Is this a real image or ai generated?

unconsciousvoidling,

Zuckerberg was artificially created so it hardly matters.

madcaesar, to memes in don't know, don't care

Satan is the only character in the Bible that tells the truth.

SlopppyEngineer, to memes in just a b....

I’ve known a guy making predictions using astrology. Then his predictions completely missed COVID, only one of the biggest disruptions in our lives, and never talked about astrology again.

robo,

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  • seitanic,
    @seitanic@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

    Astrology is so complex, there’s always a way to give yourself an out. “Oh, I see why that one was wrong! I forgot to factor in the Perseid meteor shower.”

    jsh, to memes in anyone?

    Yes

    Etterra, to memes in You shall not pass!

    Me: This is my MIRV in Fallout; it fires a salvo of mini nukes that can vaporize everything in a quarter kilometer radius.

    Static props: cool story bro

    itsgroundhogdayagain, to memes in just a b....

    I hate it when people use their zodiac. full stop.

    ass_destroyer, to memes in just a b....

    Is anyone else here noticing how awful this font is?

    EherVielleicht,

    Thank you for noticing. It took me some time to find a font, as disturbing as people mentioning their zodiac.

    LetterboxPancake, (edited )

    You did a great job then. The horizontal alignment is awful

    Edit: I meant vertical, but I got distracted and I’m and idiot as well.

    UNWILLING_PARTICIPANT,

    It reminds me of the feeling of being in an elevator with someone you’re mad at

    DarkDiamondK, to memes in just a b....
    @DarkDiamondK@lemmy.world avatar

    One time I told this girl I’ve known for a long time that my birthday was in June and she said “wait your a cancer? that explains so much” and I really wanted to say “really, so what explains why you’re such a bitch” unfortunately I was surrounded by a bunch of kids at the time so my rebuttal had to go missed

    Melatonin,

    “Wait you believe in astrology? That explains so much”

    pewgar_seemsimandroid, to memes in anyone?

    twitter post right below this one

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