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Mr_Bungle, to lemmyshitpost in Breaking AT fields!

Is this a goatse?

mikel,

It’s a subtle hint at it yes

HKayn, to memes in This community lately
@HKayn@dormi.zone avatar

Firefox stans are some of the most annoying people.

Yes, I know I’m contributing to a Chromium monopoly, thank you for telling me. Firefox just doesn’t do the things I need my browser to do.

JokeDeity,

LMFAO, you’re an idiot. There’s nothing chrome can do that FF can’t do better.

HKayn,
@HKayn@dormi.zone avatar

Who said anything about Chrome?

You verbally abuse me and hallucinate things I didn’t even mention. You’re exactly the kind of person I was talking about.

LazaroFilm, to comicstrips in ‘MORNING ON MARS’ [OC]
@LazaroFilm@lemmy.world avatar

Put it in a pressurized hamster bubble suit and send it out like a soccer ball.

JoShmoe,

Sent it off with one powerful friendship kick to start their epic survival adventure.

sagrotan,
@sagrotan@lemmy.world avatar

“friendship kick” - channel inner Messi

tubaruco,

where water and food are unavailable and the only thing that can help you is miles away and possibly sleeping

Noodle07, to comicstrips in ‘MORNING ON MARS’ [OC]

On Mars you wouldn’t be able to have cabinets tall enough so that your cat can’t jump on them

myrrh,

…same as earth if your cats are siamese…

abbotsbury,
@abbotsbury@lemmy.world avatar

I wonder what the maximum size is of a celestial body which a cat could jump with escape velocity

cynar,

I got bored and was curious myself.

Assuming a cat can jump just over 2m (record is around 7’ apparently) then you have a launch velocity of around 6.5m/s. Plugging this in as an escape velocity works out to around a 1-2km diameter asteroid. Not huge, but not bad for a small animal.

My error bars are quite large, so it’s only an order of magnitude calculation.

abbotsbury,
@abbotsbury@lemmy.world avatar

Yeah thats not bad, assuming the asteroid is a perfect sphere, that comes out to a surface area of 12km^2^ for an interstellar cat colony that can move into orbit at will.

pete_the_cat, (edited )

The cabinet could be 20 feet tall and they’d still figure out how to get up there.

My parents have 4 cats and these ones are a lot different than all of the other cats we’ve had over the decades. My parents have a wall mounted cabinet where the bottom portion is about 5 feet off the ground and the top of it is about 8 feet off the ground. There’s about 6-9" between the top and the ceiling, and various decorations up there… The kitchen table is about a foot in front of it, at normal height, about 3-4 feet from the ground.

One day I noticed one of the cats was on top of the cabinet! That’s a good 6 foot jump at a steep angle (100°, 110°? I suck at Trig) and she didn’t move a single decoration!

corsicanguppy,

An 8 foot leap is no big deal.

pete_the_cat,

Vertically it is. That’s about 6-8x their body length.

Horizontally it’s nothing special.

corsicanguppy, to comicstrips in ‘MORNING ON MARS’ [OC]

Quick reminder: you SPCA will tell you that a cat living 100% indoors will ensure Kitty and the surrounding bird population are happier for many years longer.

“He rarely goes out” is the worst setting.

Your car isn’t somehow special either.

It used to be double. DOUBLE! now it’s even worse.

Sorgan71,

I hope my cat kills birds. I hate birds

leftzero,

That’s the spirit! Let bats take those ecological niches! Bats are cool, and unlike birds they don’t go crapping everywhere, they do it tidily in their caves.

CustardFist,
@CustardFist@feddit.nl avatar

Doorknob… Parakeet… Spatula…!

Sorry. Couldn’t find the right words to respond to this, so… 🫣

abbotsbury,
@abbotsbury@lemmy.world avatar

So le random!

Fades,

Holds up spork

mojofrododojo,

instead of responding to the message - cats live longer indoors - you responded with garbage. indicating the value of your premise.

Huzzah, I found the correct words to respond to this. Have a nice day.

leftzero,

Fuck birds. They should have gone extinct 65 million years ago with the rest of the dinosaurs. This is the age of mammals. They had almost 200 million years (plus 65 million freeloading after their time was up), that should be way more than enough. Let the cats have their fun.

CryptidBestiary, (edited )

Just in case people do take this seriously, birds are important. If you want to take your cats out, supervise them or put them on a leash. The environment and your cats ARE better off not mangling with each other.

mojofrododojo,

even if you dislike birds, cats don’t limit their murdersprees to just birds. they’re an invasive species; do yours a favor and keep it in like I do. Their lives are longer and better.

LwL,

I am heavily questioning the life of a confined cat being better than the life of a cat that is free to go where it wants. The moment you have 2 cats that get along it’s unlikely to be a bad life, but you have no way of telling how another being unable to communicate complex thoughts to you considers their quality of life to be.

snugglesthefalse,

Oh yeah one of my cats is scarily good at murder. mice, shrews, moles, birds, snakes, probably other things too.

CryptidBestiary,

You also got to realize people are also putting their cats at risk by letting them go out on their own while there are wild life out. There are coyotes, predatory birds, big cats, etc. that will not hesitate in including house cats as their food. There are too many stories of cat owners losing their cats because they never came back home

leftzero,

There are coyotes, predatory birds, big cats, etc.

Not in the civilised world there ain’t. We ate, domesticated, or otherwise drove those to extinction hundreds or even thousands of years ago.

Most dangerous things around these parts (besides free-roaming cats) are cars, and a good public transport system together with a street and road network built around pedestrians and bikes (and said public transport) will get rid of most of those, too (though the reduction in noise might lead to more birds; nothing is perfect).

CryptidBestiary,

I can’t speak for where you live in, but these are still real considerations for any pet owner. Wild life still exists inside and outside of urban areas, especially suburban areas. Just because there may not be as much sightings of predators around the areas you live in doesn’t mean the same for other people who live in different areas

LwL, (edited )

That is true (well, where I live there are few actual dangers to cats but that’s just region dependent) but in general I believe a short, but more fulfilling life to be better than a longer, less fulfilling one. Which I’m aware is subjective.

richardisaguy,
@richardisaguy@lemmy.world avatar

No, fuck you, birds rule

jivandabeast,

There are no birds on mars

1995ToyotaCorolla,
@1995ToyotaCorolla@lemmy.world avatar

Damn cats got em all

HappycamperNZ, to comicstrips in ‘MORNING ON MARS’ [OC]

Boobie

feedum_sneedson,

boob came out

0ops,

Confirmed

RootBeerGuy, to comicstrips in ‘MORNING ON MARS’ [OC]
@RootBeerGuy@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

*than here

CustardFist,
@CustardFist@feddit.nl avatar

Well spotted. 😅

Metal_Zealot, to comicstrips in ‘NEXT TO HER’ [OC] (Oldie from the archive)
@Metal_Zealot@lemmy.ml avatar

Have you considered a drawing tablet

CustardFist,
@CustardFist@feddit.nl avatar

Already got one. 😎 Here, have an upvote for your troubles. 🔺

Metal_Zealot,
@Metal_Zealot@lemmy.ml avatar

That’s unfortunate

diffcalculus,

You’re a good person. Have a great day

lseif,

have you considered being nice

TheFriar, (edited ) to comicstrips in ‘RANDOM FLUFF #43’ [OC] Relationship goal for 2024? ;)

I’m confused about the wet, directional heart leaking and pointing under the table?

…or am I not and it’s exactly what I think?

CustardFist,
@CustardFist@feddit.nl avatar

Hey, love triggers physiological responses, so…. ะط

Brokewood, (edited )

Why is there a flying b? Or is it meant to be singing? Or is it some obscure emoticon?

CustardFist,
@CustardFist@feddit.nl avatar

It’s a mouth for my emoticon. After years of using reddit, I wouldn’t dare to use emojis. People get angry if you use emojis there. I assumed it was the same here. :ا

CrayonRosary,

🤨

CustardFist,
@CustardFist@feddit.nl avatar

Careful! They may be watching! 8ᗡ

nifty,
@nifty@lemmy.world avatar

👀

selokichtli,

ƪ(˘⌣˘)ʃ

Ashelyn,

That emoji police subreddit was one of the most pointless things I ever came across when I used the site. Communities that LARP brigade the entire site, even as a bit, just made Reddit worse to use imo

Communicate how you wish here!

selokichtli, to comicstrips in ‘THE SLICER’ [OC]

I liked this one a lot. Love your sense of humor.

CustardFist,
@CustardFist@feddit.nl avatar

Awesome sauce! :ط
Feel free to join the CustardFist community. I’d love to give you link if only I remember how. ะเ

gibmiser, to comicstrips in ‘THE SLICER’ [OC]

Film students everywhere just got tingles on the back of their neck. Just need a catchy title and name for the bad guy…

This summer… Dinner comes served with an extra topping… murder.

CustardFist,
@CustardFist@feddit.nl avatar

… with a crusty old detective that hated cheesy humor…

Diabolo96, (edited )

A mafia/comedy mix.

The Pizzaiolo: from dough to death

He was once the most feared hitman in the mafia, known for his creative kills based on the victims’ jobs. He could make a lawyer choke on his own words, a banker drown in his money, or a doctor die of a heart attack. But he had a change of heart and left his life of crime behind. He opened a pizzeria and took care of his orphaned niece, hoping to start anew. But his past came back to haunt him one day near Christmas, when his former boss sent his goons to kidnap his niece and kill him. Now he has to use his skills and his wits to save his niece and himself, and to end his boss’s reign of terror. But all he can think of now is related to pizzas. Will he be able to slice his way out of this mess?

The reason he can’t remember much and lack creativity is because he suffers from early stages of alzheimer.

The second movie is a prequel titled :

The Pizzaiolo 2: from death to dough.

Jerb322,
@Jerb322@lemmy.world avatar

Deep Dish , weapon: pizza slicer repeating crossbow

gibmiser,

Made me think of this

youtu.be/lQOo17fHTKE?feature=shared

Jerb322,
@Jerb322@lemmy.world avatar

Nice

Cold_Brew_Enema, to comicstrips in ‘THE SLICER’ [OC]

That was hilarious. Well done.

CustardFist,
@CustardFist@feddit.nl avatar

Thanks! :ط

Thassodar, to comicstrips in ‘THE SLICER’ [OC]

Cut my life into pizzas! This is my plastic fork!

CustardFist, (edited )
@CustardFist@feddit.nl avatar

oven baking, heavy breathing
don’t give a f** if it’s carbs that I’m eating!

glimse, to comicstrips in ‘THE SLICER’ [OC]

Despite being about literal murder, this is significantly less horrifying than your Christmas series lol

Not an insult btw just an observation

CustardFist,
@CustardFist@feddit.nl avatar

Haha. Thanks anyway. :ط
I wanted to make a comic series to destroy the false sentiments of the frickin’ holiday season, but it nearly destroyed me. ะเ

glimse,

Your unraveling was notable and hilarious as the series went on

CustardFist,
@CustardFist@feddit.nl avatar

Glad you enjoyed it, but I’m not gonna do something like this again any time soon. ะȷ

xpinchx, to memes in My wife "sucks"

Wait, you guys are getting BJs?

Kiwi_Girl,
@Kiwi_Girl@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

I think they mean that their wife vacuums, and they feel superior about being able to relax.

Zink,

Wait, you guys are getting clean floors?

joyjoy,

Nah, that’s a membership only business.

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