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SuckMyWang, to memes in My wife "sucks"

Your wife is a cock sucker. She sounds like a nice lady I hope you’re happy together

Ryan213, to memes in My wife "sucks"
@Ryan213@lemmy.world avatar

Like a vacuum!!

blahsay, to comicstrips in ‘Santa draws 2023 - 3-6’ [OC]

Is this part of the war on Xmas?!!? Traditional values mean it’s not Xmas till someone falls off Nakatomi tower.

CustardFist,
@CustardFist@feddit.nl avatar

I consider myself somewhat of a anti-traditionalist. Everybody always defaults to Die Hard, yet First Blood did it years earlier. Bط

blahsay,

Great comics btw 👍

CustardFist,
@CustardFist@feddit.nl avatar

Oh, thank you. ,’ر

Decoy321, to comicstrips in ‘Santa draws 2023 - 3-6’ [OC]

Hah! Nice comics! Gotta love the attention to detail with all the elves, that little nut puncher is quite the bastard.

CustardFist,
@CustardFist@feddit.nl avatar

Haha. Thanks. I named him Rocky. :ط

Decoy321,

It’s quite fitting! If you ever bring him back, I’ll hear the theme song in my head while reading

MuhammadJesusGaySex, to comicstrips in 'ANIMAL CROSSING' [OC]

Hehehehehe.

HiddenLychee, to comicstrips in 'ANIMAL CROSSING' [OC]

I think this is my favorite so far

bjoern_tantau, (edited ) to memes in First meme here
@bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de avatar

The ambient temperature needs to be significantly lower than body temperature though, because your body is constantly generating heat that has to be dissipated. 36 °C is too hot for a human for long stretches of time.

Edit: And the post doesn’t seem to be about ambient temperature at all.

jol, to memes in First meme here

Whenever people say that 2 degrees global average temperature increase is no big deal, I usually remind them that 2 degrees is the difference from regular body temp and being incapacitated in bed.

ChrisLicht, to comicstrips in ‘HUNGOVER’ [OC]

Yuri Gagarin was rumored to be drunk when he took the famous flight.

Decoy321, (edited )

Understandable. Dude was the first, I’m sure his odds at the time warranted a few shots.

nevemsenki,

His odds were good,actually ; despite the near-constant rumours around the USSR space program, Korolev did his best to make sure the launch was safe as it could get.

Decoy321,

Rest assured, I’m in agreement. I’m just joking that the dude who was the first to use an explosion to leave the planet might have some nerves that needed calming.

AMDIsOurLord,

He probably mistook vodka for water, give him a break

kpw, (edited )

Yes, but he's also Russian which disqualifies this fact as extraordinary.

blackwateropeth, to comicstrips in 'EINSTEIN'S BIGGEST BLUNDER' [OC]

Roblox has gone too far

netwren, to comicstrips in ‘HUNGOVER’ [OC]

I mean I’d imagine the launch is quite a sobering experience. Might actually be a good thing to pre-game to relax a bit considering your strapped to a controlled bomb.

LemmyKnowsBest,

People who rely on substance abuse to cope with stress are probably disqualified from being astronauts.

netwren,

LemmyKnowsBest!

Kase,

I swear I’m tempted to respond with this every single time I see this person lol, but it’d probably get annoying after a while if I did

LemmyKnowsBest,

either way, I would deflect the compliment to Lemmy! My username is in honor of Lemmy rescuing us from the R-word.

Kase,

Hear, hear!

e_mc2, (edited ) to comicstrips in ‘HUNGOVER’ [OC]

On the plus side, you can’t barf lying on your back facing upwards with 6G.

Anticorp,

You probably can, but it’ll kill you.

NotSpez,

Waterboarded by vomit. Vomitboarded. Yikes.

palordrolap,

At least it's your own vomit.

NotSpez,

There’s always an optimist. Thanks for that ;)

Anticorp,

We shall call it the Hendrix.

TheRobotFrog, to comicstrips in ‘INNER SELF’ [OC]

Okay, I totally thought this was gonna be a masturbation joke.

CustardFist,
@CustardFist@feddit.nl avatar

Glad I was able to surprise you. :ط

Deepus,

I dont like surprises! Masturbation joke now please!

CustardFist,
@CustardFist@feddit.nl avatar

Well, with masturbation, the joke is always on you. ‘฿ر

CCF_100, to comicstrips in ‘HUNGOVER’ [OC]

Oh gosh, please no

chaogomu,

A rocket like that has almost zero pilot control.

In fact, for the longest time, astronauts were 100% payload. Now they're 99% payload.

i_dont_want_to, to comicstrips in ‘Santa draws 2023’ [OC] a few comics I made for #santadraws2023

Your comic is fucked up.

I love it.

CustardFist,
@CustardFist@feddit.nl avatar

Thanks. And this was just a warmup. Bر

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