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blackwateropeth, to comicstrips in 'EINSTEIN'S BIGGEST BLUNDER' [OC]

Roblox has gone too far

QuarterSwede, to comicstrips in 'EINSTEIN'S BIGGEST BLUNDER' [OC]
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Ladies, that’s how guys feel.

meliaesc,

That we’re fat?

QuarterSwede,
@QuarterSwede@lemmy.world avatar

No, “where the hell did you get that!?”

pastermil, to comicstrips in 'EINSTEIN'S BIGGEST BLUNDER' [OC]

obligatory post

CustardFist,
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At least Einstein got laid…… with his frickin’ cousin. Xط

Gormadt,
@Gormadt@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

banjo music intensifies

ringwraithfish,

Not just his cousin… his FIRST cousin. His mom’s niece!

favrion, to comicstrips in 'COFFEE' [OC]
@favrion@lemmy.world avatar

Clever.

CustardFist,
@CustardFist@feddit.nl avatar

Thanks. ,’ر

Jud_R, to comicstrips in ‘Santa draws 2023 - 11-14’ [OC] a few comics I made, based on daily prompts for #santadraws2023

Is it just me that has issues seeing these on boost? They are so blurry and grained it’s painful to read.

turbowafflz,

I haven’t used boost in a few years, but I seem to remember it downscaling really tall images a ton. If you actually tap on it to view it fullscreen it might improve

abouttocomealive,
@abouttocomealive@lemmy.world avatar

Try pressing this thingy:

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/f8118ed6-e147-480f-bfc3-a0b417d43478.jpeg

Jud_R,

Ty <3

ladicius, (edited ) to comicstrips in 'Cookie clash' [OC]

This is one wild ride. Really. Who comes up with stuff like this?

And btw: I like it.

thorbot, to comicstrips in 'Cookie clash' [OC]

What? I don’t understand this at all

GlitterInfection, to comicstrips in 'Cookie clash' [OC]

🎵I saw cookie monster kissing Santa Claus…🎶

ripcord,
@ripcord@kbin.social avatar

...with his fist

Balthazar, to comicstrips in 'Cookie clash' [OC]

This is totally evil: it destroys not just the magic of Santa, but of Cookie Monster too!

blahsay, to comicstrips in ‘Santa draws 2023 - 3-6’ [OC]

Is this part of the war on Xmas?!!? Traditional values mean it’s not Xmas till someone falls off Nakatomi tower.

CustardFist,
@CustardFist@feddit.nl avatar

I consider myself somewhat of a anti-traditionalist. Everybody always defaults to Die Hard, yet First Blood did it years earlier. Bط

blahsay,

Great comics btw 👍

CustardFist,
@CustardFist@feddit.nl avatar

Oh, thank you. ,’ر

Decoy321, to comicstrips in ‘Santa draws 2023 - 3-6’ [OC]

Hah! Nice comics! Gotta love the attention to detail with all the elves, that little nut puncher is quite the bastard.

CustardFist,
@CustardFist@feddit.nl avatar

Haha. Thanks. I named him Rocky. :ط

Decoy321,

It’s quite fitting! If you ever bring him back, I’ll hear the theme song in my head while reading

MNByChoice, to comicstrips in ‘HUNGOVER’ [OC]

Didn’t the use to put the astronauts into quarantine for a few days prior to launch. It avoids hangovers and the flu, in space.

ChrisLicht, to comicstrips in ‘HUNGOVER’ [OC]

Yuri Gagarin was rumored to be drunk when he took the famous flight.

Decoy321, (edited )

Understandable. Dude was the first, I’m sure his odds at the time warranted a few shots.

nevemsenki,

His odds were good,actually ; despite the near-constant rumours around the USSR space program, Korolev did his best to make sure the launch was safe as it could get.

Decoy321,

Rest assured, I’m in agreement. I’m just joking that the dude who was the first to use an explosion to leave the planet might have some nerves that needed calming.

AMDIsOurLord,

He probably mistook vodka for water, give him a break

kpw, (edited )

Yes, but he's also Russian which disqualifies this fact as extraordinary.

CCF_100, to comicstrips in ‘HUNGOVER’ [OC]

Oh gosh, please no

chaogomu,

A rocket like that has almost zero pilot control.

In fact, for the longest time, astronauts were 100% payload. Now they're 99% payload.

e_mc2, (edited ) to comicstrips in ‘HUNGOVER’ [OC]

On the plus side, you can’t barf lying on your back facing upwards with 6G.

Anticorp,

You probably can, but it’ll kill you.

NotSpez,

Waterboarded by vomit. Vomitboarded. Yikes.

palordrolap,

At least it's your own vomit.

NotSpez,

There’s always an optimist. Thanks for that ;)

Anticorp,

We shall call it the Hendrix.

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