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callouscomic, to comicstrips in ‘THE PLEASER’ [OC]

It’s so hilarious to me how much comic artists go insanely out of their way to always ensure there’s a thigh gap. Ridiculous.

CustardFist,
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I modelled her after my girlfriend. 🥺

graphito, to comicstrips in ‘THE PLEASER’ [OC]

Good job! It’s really funny

CustardFist,
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Thanks. ,’ر

clutchmatic,

It hit too hard for me

ShitOnABrick, (edited ) to comicstrips in ‘RANDOM FLUFF #41’ [OC]
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Based chuck from formally chucks sneed and feed qoute

Bondrewd, to comicstrips in ‘THE PLEASER’ [OC]

I dont know, I had a lot of boners for soap opera women at that age. I think this comic is in denial. Kids do get horny.

CustardFist,
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Whoa. Sorry, I’m a bit hung up on the ‘a lot of boners’ thing. I only have one. What gives?!? ;ط

Bondrewd, (edited )

Because you can more than 1 boner if the timescale is over like 15 minutes.

CustardFist,
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Awww…. So you didn’t have them at the same time then. Oh well. Could’ve been awesome. Xط

Bondrewd,

I want to try that out someday.

CustardFist,
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Keep me informed, m’kay! ‘฿ر

zero_spelled_with_an_ecks,

Have you never met a Klingon before? They’ve got redundancy.

CustardFist,
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Oh yeah. That episode where lt. Worf dies on the operating table, but then, when all seems lost, it turns out he’s got two penisses. 8ط

null,

Denial about what? The comic makes no comment about child horniness…

Bondrewd,

Hmm might have mixed up things. Xd

GustavoM, to comicstrips in ‘RANDOM FLUFF #41’ [OC]
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“There are ingrown toenails… and there are folks who make (insert ridiculous stuff here) look like a ingrown toenail.” And of course, the latter is not a wise thing to do.

Rolando, to comicstrips in ‘RANDOM FLUFF #41’ [OC]

Most folk’ll never lose a toe

But then again, some folk’ll

SoupBrick, to comicstrips in ‘RANDOM FLUFF #41’ [OC]

Ignorance is bliss.

gibmiser, to comicstrips in ‘RANDOM FLUFF #41’ [OC]

Well, the guy is going to blow his toe off, but he is gonna say “Gat dang flies! Good thing I got 9 more.” And load another shell.

lazyslacker, to comicstrips in ‘THE PLEASER’ [OC]

Dat gap

FlyingSquid, to comicstrips in EXPECTING [OC]
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forever virgin

Because you can’t have sex with a pregnant woman?

CustardFist,
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No, silly. ,’ر
Because our friend Joseph here is utterly incapable of wooing a woman. Another example: https://custardfist.com/big-heart/

FlyingSquid,
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Without context, it looks like this guy doesn’t want to date a pregnant woman because she’s pregnant, but then goes on the date anyway and doesn’t say anything to her.

koolkiwi,
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Are you not seeing that he’s dressed as a baby because he thought that’s what she was into?

FlyingSquid,
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Oh, is that what he’s dressed as? I honestly couldn’t tell. I guess that makes sense with the bottle. I couldn’t tell what the thing in his mouth was but it must be a pacifier.

CustardFist,
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Truth be told, I myself am not 100% sure how babies are dressed these days. ะه

themeatbridge, (edited )

Maybe if he wasn’t wearing a shirt, it would be more obvious that he’s wearing a diaper. You could put a bib on him, too. That’s not at all what babies wear nowadays, but it’s the more prototypical archetype.

CustardFist,
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Agreed. And the diaper could’ve been a bit bigger in retrospect.

I’m actually happy with all this feedback I’m getting lately. Engagement with my stuff on Reddit has dropped more than 80% in the last few months. Just a handful of likes. Almost no comments anymore.

themeatbridge,

Yeah I abandoned reddit when they cut off third party apps. I’m sure they don’t miss me, but I think the exodus killed the vibe. Lemmy reminds me of the early days of reddit.

lowleveldata,

Because he can’t have sex with a woman, pregnant or not. Dude do you even English?

dylanTheDeveloper,
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You can definitely have sex with pregant women

CustardFist,
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ininewcrow, to comicstrips in EXPECTING [OC]
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Nice work … that took me about five minutes to figure out before I had good laugh.

I’m not the smartest person

CustardFist,
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Five? It took me two, but I drew the damn thing myself. Xط

ininewcrow, (edited )
@ininewcrow@lemmy.ca avatar

Humour is like a birthing … you never know how long the delivery will last

and if you are the original artist … nice work, I see your comics often and they are great stuff

CustardFist,
@CustardFist@feddit.nl avatar

Thanks. I’ll keep making them. :ط

Ashyr, to comicstrips in EXPECTING [OC]

His name is J. Erkhoff. I see what you did there.

CustardFist,
@CustardFist@feddit.nl avatar

Well done. You’ve figured it out. ‘Bط
You deserve a peek at Joseph’s special episode. :ر

Damaskox, to comicstrips in EXPECTING [OC]
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That'll be true incoming love if they end up being together!

Franzia, to comicstrips in EXPECTING [OC]

Better order for him from the kid’s menu 😉

QuarterSwede, to comicstrips in ‘AWESOME OPOSSUM’ [OC]
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CustardFist,
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Haha. Can’t believe someone made a song about that. :ط

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