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moistclump, to science_memes in A sobering thought!

Spooky

lugal, to science_memes in A sobering thought!

Coincidence? I don’t think so

pineapplelover, to science_memes in A sobering thought!

I need this on a shirt

Spzi, to science_memes in A sobering thought!

The trick is to find a partner while you’re still alive. Screw those single persons!

Diabolo96, to comicstrips in "Jogging From the Perspective of Animals" by Jake Likes Onions

That’s why I prefer cycling. I become bigger, faster and conserve energy.

Texas_Hangover,

Bigger? I’ve never seen a cyclist that didn’t look like a vegan that ran out of soy.

Diabolo96,

Not enough protein.

obinice,
@obinice@lemmy.world avatar

If you think that’s bad, you should see the Americans with their conically gigantic SUVs, they’ll do anything to try to make up for their tiny… personalities

creditCrazy,
@creditCrazy@lemmy.world avatar

If it takes effort you can count on Americans to do anything to not do that

Texas_Hangover,

Holy shit! They have SUV’s shaped like cones now? I’ll have to watch out for those.

Cannacheques,

To be fair I think for the average person, to simultaneously believe that America is both the home of the bleeding edge of technology and innovation, and yet also the place where it churns out uni students, after 5 year bachelors programmes to become McDonald’s workers for the next 10 years, it can definitely look depressing both from the outside and on the inside.

Voyajer,
@Voyajer@lemmy.world avatar

Vegans have massive quads?

InternetCitizen2,

You ever see a bison?

gmtom,

Go back to twitter dude. I know you like ruining things for other people, but you are just really killing the vibe here with your pathetic “le epic troll XD” behaviour.

balderdash9, to comicstrips in "Jogging From the Perspective of Animals" by Jake Likes Onions

The chad humans, chasing prey beyond the brink of exhaustion

https://lemmy.zip/pictrs/image/b2308c1e-bce5-4d96-ac38-464b779a9226.webp

SlopppyEngineer,

It can’t be bargained with, it can’t be reasoned with. It doesn’t feel pity! Or remorse or fear and it absolutely will not stop!.. ever… until you are dead!

How animals feel about humans

scytale, to comicstrips in "Jogging From the Perspective of Animals" by Jake Likes Onions

Also, animals: I don’t know what they’re running after/from, but let’s chase them!

PoastRotato,
@PoastRotato@lemmy.world avatar

“You’re running from me, now”

Mac, to comicstrips in "Jogging From the Perspective of Animals" by Jake Likes Onions

Conserving energy is for nerds.
Humans can run all day long.

Hexagon,

Run, Forrest, run!

FireTower,
@FireTower@lemmy.world avatar

Remaining still to conserve energy < Running just to deplete excess energy

AnUnusualRelic,
@AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world avatar

What is this excess energy you speak of?

FireTower,
@FireTower@lemmy.world avatar

Fat

Klear,

Burn!

Natanael,

No he’s not burning his fat

ohlaph,

Yellow piss too, it’s great.

AllonzeeLV,

Conservation in general isn’t a human strong suit.

cbc.ca/…/study-space-junk-pollution-1.7010373

We are quite talented at the opposite, in fact.

SomeAmateur, to memes in Scary

Arma players are more at home with km than miles because they never leave the basement to use it irl

(jk I am that guy)

schmidtster, to comicstrips in "Jogging From the Perspective of Animals" by Jake Likes Onions

Do wolves not chase each other while playing? It’s not exactly doing it for exercise, but they should understand the concept… maybe.

toofpic,

Yeah, and border collies or huskies would also be like: “Running! Yeah!”

smeg,

OP: of course an animal would find a human running with neither predator nor prey to be simply ludicrous!

Dog: I like running

CCF_100,

Don’t horses also like to run?

smeg,

Probably, what am I, a vet?

OneWomanCreamTeam,

Yes, now hurry up, these anal glands aren’t going to express themselves.

Cannacheques,

Yes. Horses, dogs/wolves and people are the three land animals that are really weird in that they aren’t necessarily apex predators, but due to circumstance or evolution we’ve somehow stepped outside the natural flow which has resulted in us having a wide potential of diet, excess time and energy to spare due to lack of serious predators (yet) and luckily enough we’ve come to be more collaborative than competitive when it counts

winterayars,

Wolves who are “pets*” are also absolutely manic in comparison to normal dogs. Our lifestyle just drives everything to mindless activity to get it out.

(*: A wolf is not a pet even when they are very cute)

outer_spec, to science_memes in A sobering thought!
@outer_spec@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

AI generated images are getting more impressive.

Masimatutu,

Pretty sure Timo draws his own cartoons, what makes you believe it’s AI?

outer_spec, (edited )
@outer_spec@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

If you zoom into the shading and into the professor’s face, you’ll see that the lineart is all wonky.

edit: I checked out his blog, he also has ai generated cartoons there, and his non-ai generated cartoons are more clean and vector-y

Masimatutu, (edited )

Looks pretty human to me ¯_(ツ)_/¯

Edit: Damn, well spotted! That is very impressive, though.

LoamImprovement,

Also the shmutz on that student’s desk.

Taringano,

Wow these are pretty funny actually

Wilzax,

Is this that cel shading I’ve heard so much about?

PP_BOY_, to comicstrips in "More sleep" by Chris Hallbeck
@PP_BOY_@lemmy.world avatar

“TWO AM” Is the only wrong way to write it

Master,

Too am

hogunner, to comicstrips in "More sleep" by Chris Hallbeck

I feel so seen…please stop watching me at night; it’s creepy.

FrostyTrichs,

Stop staring at the clock and you might see us.

Texas_Hangover, to comicstrips in "Jogging From the Perspective of Animals" by Jake Likes Onions

Meanwhile, my dog when the walls creak due to temperature changes and every other living thing in the house is asleep and doesn’t care:

HOLY FUCK! HOLY FUCK! HOLY FUCK! ZOOM ZOOM ZOOM JUMP SCRATCH HOLY FUCK!

figaro, to comicstrips in "Jogging From the Perspective of Animals" by Jake Likes Onions

Anyone have a source on this? I want more lol

Masimatutu,

Best I can do is this. Found it on Mastodon.

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