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tias, to comicstrips in "Jogging From the Perspective of Animals" by Jake Likes Onions

If you consider the greater evolutionary history, up until very recently humans have been kind of like the monster in It Follows. They’re not very fast runners, but they are relentless. No other animal can run for such a long time. They’ll keep going and going for hours on end, and they will eventually catch up with their victim. For an injured prey with explosive strength but relatively low endurance it must be absolutely terrifying.

Dogs joined the dark side, so they probably feel all cool and mighty next to their running master. In their head they go “yeah bitches you can run, but you can never hide from my human”.

Magnetar,
Amends1782,

Lol at a tldr being a fucking wiki article, the opposite of short

uis,
@uis@lemmy.world avatar

Maybe it is “do read”

MoodyRaincloud,

Today, learn and do read.

Heavybell,
@Heavybell@lemmy.world avatar

They

=.=

kevinbacon,
@kevinbacon@lemmy.world avatar

I’m sorry so many dummies didn’t understand your post fren.

Skinwalker hands typed the OP

Heavybell,
@Heavybell@lemmy.world avatar

Can’t win them all. :) But yeah the joke is that the writer of the comment was not human since they didn’t use “we”.

xenoclast,

Canine are also persistence hunters, bears can be as well. I still like the comic though.

illi, to comicstrips in "Margaret" by Jim Benton

This gets posted every single Haloween and I’m here for it

samus12345,
@samus12345@lemmy.world avatar

Yeah, but this time it’s on Lemmy!

Fredselfish,
@Fredselfish@lemmy.world avatar

That because he comes every year gives him full size Snickers bars. She will live forever.

samus12345,
@samus12345@lemmy.world avatar

No idea why she keeps getting scheduled to die on Halloween, though.

notabot,

How else does Death guarantee a steady supply of full sized Snickers? The arrangement works for both of them.

samus12345,
@samus12345@lemmy.world avatar

He could just threaten everyone he comes for to buy him some full-sized Snickers or he’ll take their soul. Most would consider that a fair trade.

notabot,

Oh, I’m sure that, once word gets out, everyone will have a few Snickers or similar treats to hand at all times, sort of like how spirits would be sent to the afterlife with two coins for Charon, but a bit earlier in the process.

samus12345, (edited )
@samus12345@lemmy.world avatar

And then for the suicidal people, he’d threaten to NOT take them if they don’t buy him some Snickers.

lightnsfw,

Also helps kill the kids with diabetes or peanut allergies. In the long run death gets more business keeping her alive.

Cylusthevirus,
@Cylusthevirus@kbin.social avatar

I did a version of this during the height of the pandemic where I hung up a big old clothesline in the front yard and pinned dozens of full size bars to it. Always interesting to see which ones get taken; Twix and KitKat proved the most popular. And the line wasn't empty at night's end! Our neighborhood kids are sweet.

illi,

I always prefered Twix just because it had 2 bars in the package. Felt like I’m getting more.

Anticorp, to comicstrips in "Jogging From the Perspective of Animals" by Jake Likes Onions

If any animal understands running just for the hell of it, it’s the dog.

aliceblossom, to comicstrips in "Margaret" by Jim Benton

Margaret looks like a Kids Next Door character, but I can’t quite place who 🤔

skulblaka,
@skulblaka@kbin.social avatar

She looks like Muriel from Courage the Cowardly Dog

LaunchesKayaks, to comicstrips in "Margaret" by Jim Benton
@LaunchesKayaks@lemmy.world avatar

My parents give out full size bars and kids go absolutely nuts for it. This year, a girl gasped softly when she saw the bars and whispered, “they’re big!”

jarfil,

Hope it wasn’t the one girl with a nuts allergy…

MonsiuerPatEBrown, to comicstrips in "Margaret" by Jim Benton

Jim Benton is a gift to us.

RIP_Cheems, to comicstrips in "Margaret" by Jim Benton
@RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world avatar

Only the purest of souls may evade him.

darth_tiktaalik, (edited ) to comicstrips in "Margaret" by Jim Benton
@darth_tiktaalik@lemmy.ml avatar

Halloween is like some kid’s cursed wish.

Candy everywhere but also crazy haunted.

ToeNailClippings, to comicstrips in "Margaret" by Jim Benton

All the chocolate is shrunk here in the UK. This comic hits hard.

Mylemmy, to comicstrips in "Jogging From the Perspective of Animals" by Jake Likes Onions

Fake. Wolves get the Zoomies also

rambling_lunatic,

I think that the comic is depicting wolves.

SuperIce, (edited ) to memes in Floppy disks were high-tech weapons once

The US nuclear arsenal still runs on floppy disks.

EDIT: The Air Force claimed they finished a migration from 8-inch floppy disks to solid state storage in June 2019, so my info is slightly out of date. They did use floppy disks for over 50 years though (1968-2019).

Usernamealreadyinuse,

The thing with random internet replies: you never know if it’s true (you could look it up, but that would make life to easy).

So this is or:

  • really scary
  • unbelievable smart cause nobody knows how to use them
  • not true

Probably there are some other options but I’ll go for a combination of the first and second one and hoping for the third

kamenlady,
@kamenlady@lemmy.world avatar

It boils down to “never change a running system”

atlasraven31,

Laughs in Linux

SuperIce,

Doing a bit of research online, my info is slightly out of date. They used floppy disks from 1968 to 2019. In 2019, they migrated from the old 8 inch floppy to “highly secure solid-state storage”. They don’t specify what type of solid state storage they actually use now though.

Source: nytimes.com/…/nuclear-weapons-floppy-disks.html

Daqu,

3.5" is much more solid than 8" floppies.

Usernamealreadyinuse,

Fair point

Usernamealreadyinuse,

Thanks this makes me feel (a bit) more secure…

constantokra,
Confused_Emus,

The R in smart looked like an H at first. Was wondering if they made these in Maine.

mlg,
@mlg@lemmy.world avatar

“Highly secure solid-state storage”

Probably used the same encryption scheme on an SD card adapter that plugs directly into the floppy drive lol.

gizmonicus,

Like one of those old cassette tapes with a headphone cable when MP3 players first came out and cars didn’t have adapters? Lol

TurboDiesel,
@TurboDiesel@lemmy.world avatar

It was true at one point, but has since changed. The systems are totally air-gapped and worked 100% of the time, so there was never a reason to change them.

Also true: Boeing still uses floppies to update their 747s.

atlasraven31,

Yup, we don’t want it to crash.

kogasa,
@kogasa@programming.dev avatar

Eh? You can verify bit for bit that a digital transfer off an SSD was successful.

tilcica,

yea but SSDs are not reliable enough. random bit flips from cosmic events, degradation of data if unpowered for a long time, can only be written to so many times

they are VERY reliable for casual PC use or even server storage but not for something that could start ww3 if it glitches

also, as some other people said, dont change something that already works

kogasa,
@kogasa@programming.dev avatar

That has nothing to do with file transfer (“updating”), just long term storage. It’s also a solved problem. You can solve it at the software level with modern self-healing filesystems.

imPastaSyndrome, to memes in Floppy disks were high-tech weapons once

It’s not the disks it’s what’s ON the disks

Flabbergassed,
@Flabbergassed@artemis.camp avatar

And they always act as if there's no way it could have been copied and exist somewhere else.

imPastaSyndrome,

Well, often it was a game of super spy keepaway and no one ever made it to a computer or had the code or the data was to save a good guy or whatever

kamenlady,
@kamenlady@lemmy.world avatar

To THE computer, wherever that was. When i learned Basic in 1986/87, the only computers i had access to, were those we used in class.

Yeah, after class, homework consisted of writing code on paper. Copilot = Basic Book

Like, for what purpose you’d have a computer at home?

Iirc Basic was the first, non-scientist friendly programming language. I saw an ad in the newspapers and signed up. We were 6 students in total and the first people ( not working in any scientific field ) in our small town, which knew how to use a computer and write the code for the beloved starfield screen saver in Basic.

Edit: having watched war games 3 years prior, when i was 13, i really felt like a spy doing secret stuff.

Jesus_666,

Iirc Basic was the first, non-scientist friendly programming language.

COBOL predates it, having first been introduced in 1959. BASIC came about in 1963.

DmMacniel,

But my dude… Diskettes had Copy Protection! /s

atlasraven31,

Yeah! The little plastic slider you moved up and down.

DmMacniel,

On commerical disks those are fixed on the frame (but can be flexed/cut away of course)

Klear,

…and they only protect the data on the disk from being changed, you can still copy it. Otherwise the disk would be unreadable.

jollyrogue,

Supposedly on the disks. The files were saved, but did the FAT table eat itself was the question. 😂

Kusimulkku, (edited )

FAT table eat itself

heh

seth,

That is the table upon which you place the file allocation table. It’s tables all the way down, baby!

oldGregg,

An embarrassing snapshot of spongebob at the Christmas party?

banana_meccanica, to memes in Floppy disks were high-tech weapons once

My first porn was on floppy disk

KernelAnxiety,

There’s something poetic about using a floppy disk to get hard

preasket,

I wonder if they could now make floppy disks with the same form factor but modern tech

GeneralVincent,

Like this?

preasket,

Haha, that’s cool

Selmafudd,

I thought it was gonna be a USB drive but this works too

theneverfox,
@theneverfox@pawb.social avatar

If you put a small, double sided optical disk inside, you could probably get a few hundred gigs in there, maybe even up to a terrabyte or three. If you put flash storage, you could fit a few dozen terrabytes. Hell, you could build that yourself if you just bought a bunch of microsd cards and soldered the contacts into a different form factor

TurboDiesel,
@TurboDiesel@lemmy.world avatar

I downloaded my first porn from Kazaa, over dial-up.

SeedyOne,

3.5", 5.25" or the monster 8" is the question…

comrade_pibb,
@comrade_pibb@hexbear.net avatar

5.25 inches but the disk was smaller

tiredofsametab,

My first porn was probably NNTP (newsgroups) before I even had the actual WWW. Had to learn how to stitch images together from multiple posts in the early-mid '90s.

Sabata11792,
@Sabata11792@kbin.social avatar

4chan... I rolled the fucking dice and lost I guess.

electrorocket,

UUE decoding!

marx2k,

Forté Agent was a blessing

tiredofsametab,

I thought the name sounded super familiar, but I had to look it up. My dad was into BBS and CompuServ in the '80s. He eventually got AOL, which is where I got started with NNTP. I really need to get his history on these things. I know that, when I was super young in the early '80s when they divorced, he was often spending a lot of time online. I'd really like to know more about that era as my memories are scattered and fractured.

IWantToFuckSpez, to memes in Floppy disks were high-tech weapons once

And it was microfilm before floppy disks. And after it was CDs then USB sticks.

Katana314, to memes in Floppy disks were high-tech weapons once

I remember when movies/games first started using UBS sticks to contain important plot-macguffin data, it seemed very high-tech and expensive. Of course, now high-capacity sticks are incredibly cheap so anyone can have a whole drawer of them.

BruceTwarzen,

I liked when they used minidisks. It looked high tech and you could toss it around, unlike a cd. And it was bigger than a usb stick, so it was a better plot device.

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