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troglodytis, to science_memes in A sobering thought!

so does everyone else

And that, my friends, is the joke

pete_the_cat, to comicstrips in "More sleep" by Chris Hallbeck

I woke up yesterday at 9:30 am. I didn’t fall asleep until 7 am this morning, and that was after two 6% ABV beers, 40 mg of melatonin, and about 150 mg of Benadryl, along with natural herb sleeping pills.

nte,

Are you americans doing OK?

gothicdecadence,

no

pete_the_cat,

Yeah we’re great 🫥 😭🥴😥😰😵‍💫😵🥵🤒🤕😷

^please ^send ^help

(I guess superscript doesn’t work on lemmy?)

XbSuper,

That’s… Not healthy.

pete_the_cat, (edited )

Captain Obvious to the recuse!

You think I wanna live this way? I woke up at 8 am today, exercised, got time outside, and I popped 20 mg of Ambien about an hour ago (midnight). I’m still awake and I’m not sleep-typing lol it’s 1:40 am

I think it’s this damn Stratera, so I’m stopping it.

kofe,

I know alcohol is a depressant, but initially it can wake you up and long term absolutely fucks your ability to sleep. I highly recommend dropping that from your sleep aids. My ex claimed it helped him but it was honestly disturbing how he couldn’t tell just how wrong he was: waking up every few hours at most when he finally did manage to get to sleep. I had to help him taper down to prevent seizures, though, so this is obviously an extreme example.

pete_the_cat,

Oh yeah, I know it’s not good, it’s just what I had around, I rarely have any alcohol in my fridge actually. I prefer smoking weed, but my tolerance is insanely high, so I stopped smoking but have to deal with this until I can get my tolerance down (like a month of no smoking) and get a medical marijuana card from my state.

Surp, to memes in Scary
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Idk I get through life fine without all that. Never understood why people care so much.

uis, to science_memes in A sobering thought!
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Every single person who does not confuse lives forever? Good.

samus12345, to comicstrips in "Jogging From the Perspective of Animals" by Jake Likes Onions
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We’ve become so successful at getting food, we don’t have to move much to do it any more. So we have to go out of our way to be active to stay healthy since evolution takes so long to catch up.

ThatWeirdGuy1001,
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I’ve got my money on that not happening until after an apocalyptic event sends us back to the iron age. And the adaptations we’re gonna get aren’t gonna be pretty.

vaultdweller013,

Unless we get fucked spectacularly we probably wont devolve back to the iron age. At worst maybe the age of sails but even then it’d be rather scattershot on what tech would survive. You might have a scenario where most tech is at 1700s level but with radio and modern firearms or atleast ww1-gulf war level.

ThatWeirdGuy1001,
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Yeah it’ll definitely be a mish mash of technology but a very large part of humanity will be left alone to their own devices having to find any way to survive

vaultdweller013,

We’ve witnessed societal collapse before and came out of it for the better. We’ll be reunited as a whole within a hundred years of such an event.

ThatWeirdGuy1001,
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The main difference though was those were just societal not ecological.

People were able to bounce back easily because resources were still plentiful and food was everywhere. With climate change a lot of resources are going to become unavailable.

vaultdweller013,

Maybe so, but humans are also clever. Just cause we’re fucked doesnt mean we’re out of the game.

ThatWeirdGuy1001,
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Oh I have no doubt. Honestly it would take planet wide devastation to completely wipe us out.

But mass extinctions have happened multiple times and the species that survive are mainly just lucky.

I don’t think humanity has anymore luck to spare.

millie,

With the level of technical knowledge we’ve achieved, there’s no way we’re going back to doing things exactly the way they used to. One example that jumps out at me is the method this primitive technology guy on youtube uses to stoke his furnace. He’s basically made a little manual turbine out of leaves and vines to push his air rather than one of those little squeeze box things.

Obviously I’m not a blacksmith or historian so I don’t actually know how common something like that might have been, but I’m guessing it’s not super old. In any case, I’m sure there are other ways that we’d apply our more advanced knowledge to tackling the sorts of problems we’d be looking at with a collapse of manufacturing and shipping infrastructure.

Honestly, a technologically adept but non-industrial society of artisans sounds kind of cool.

SeabassDan,

Hell, food comes to us now.

nucleative,

It’s kinda like burning dollar bills in the fireplace to make the place look cozy.

It’s kind of the ultimate symbol of excess evolutionary wealth to be able to go for a run just because we want to burn off excess energy.

bitsplease,

we want to burn off excess energy.

A step further even, a lot of us need to burn off excess energy, because we’re so well off (evolutionarily speaking) that we practically can’t help but take in more energy than we burn naturally

BradleyUffner,

I used to refer to going to the gym as the “farm work simulator”. It always amazed me that society progressed to the point where physical labor isn’t necessary, but we chose to pay money, so that we can pretend to do it, in order to live longer

cordlesslamp,

Ngl, if they make gym work as some kind of “heavy work” simulator games like Farming or Mining, with tracking progress, achievements, and competitive ranking, I would be at the gym way more.

VR games already make me work out way more than I thought I would.

ohlaph,

CrossFit might be what you’re looking for.

I_Fart_Glitter,

Because the risk of injury is similar to farm work?

Thranduil,

Add a leveling system in there and make it an mmo

OneWomanCreamTeam,

Honestly just tie it to some repetitie game. Think Skilling in RuneScape. All they really need is a number that goes up, and the occasional firework.

Throw in skins for your pickaxe or whatever and you’re golden. People will get so buff, going for the sparkly anime-girl skin, you have no idea.

cordlesslamp,

LOL What would you do with your Skill Points?

Thranduil,

Dunno it just adds a progression system which gets me going

Natanael,

Leaderboards

millie,

Pretty sure this is super common on some equipment. The ellipticals at the gym I used (before it moved) had them , but I never bothered.

I_Fart_Glitter,

I had a room mate who would drive a 5 mile round trip to the gym and back to walk five miles on the treadmill. I didn’t have a car at the time and was always pointing out the nonsense of it. She said she just preferred the atmosphere of the gym to the side of the road or any of the many beautiful nature trails near by. 🤷‍♀️

millie,

To be fair, I can close my eyes and just sort of flail on an elliptical in a way that would absolutely hurt me if I tried it on the ground. It’s also a lot lower impact and when I’m done I can just stop.

unionagainstdhmo, to memes in Scary
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What’s even worse is that when they use SI units they don’t even spell them right. They write meters whereas the rest of the world writes metres

ILikeBoobies,

They are one of the founding members of the Metre Convention

lnee,

spelling is hard why make it harder by spelling it “metres”

aquasteel,

To help distinguish metre, as in length, from a meter, as in volt-meter.

lnee,

Thats why we call it a volt-meter, or amp-meter or a parking-meter.

VinnieFarsheds,
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Nah, in Dutch it’s meter (plural: meters) too

unionagainstdhmo,
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outer_spec, to comicstrips in "More sleep" by Chris Hallbeck
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I’m a college student and I approve of this meme

hactar42, to memes in Scary

Y’all are just jealous because we’re not afraid of fractions

Sharkwellington, to comicstrips in "More sleep" by Chris Hallbeck

What I’ve started doing is telling myself “I’m going to shoot for 7-8 hours of sleep.” When I hit the point where it’s 8 hours before I need to wake up, I settle in and try to sleep but feel a lot less stressed about it because I’ve given myself an hour of acceptable leeway.

keepcarrot, to science_memes in A sobering thought!

Dang, it sucks that death somehow causes misunderstandings of empiricism

usernamesaredifficul, to science_memes in A sobering thought!

that’s not even correlation

qaopjlll,

Agreed, the correlation between 2 random variables is undefined if one of the variables is actually a constant (the formula reduces to 0/0)

jarfil, to comicstrips in "More sleep" by Chris Hallbeck

I have to get up at 8:00 AM. It’s 2:18 AM. Shit.

Squorlple, to science_memes in Of course it was
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Not to be confused with Sir Isaac Newton’s dog, forgotten villain

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diamond_(dog)

SomeAmateur,

Huh I wonder if that’s connected to Diamond Dogs in Metal Gear Solid V

Squorlple,
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I’m not very familiar with the franchise, but I did find this:

“Aside from the aforementioned meanings behind the name “Diamond Dogs,” it is also a reference to the David Bowie album of the same name, whose work has previously been referenced in other games in the series.”

The Bowie album title and the album’s group of characters by the same name are often believed to have been inspired by Newton’s dog, so MGS V is at least indirectly influenced by it.

SomeAmateur,

Cool thanks!

Professorozone, to science_memes in Of course it was

Was having blood drawn and the phlebotomist, who was obviously Christian, was so happy to have found out that men actually had one less rib than women because, you know, Adam’s rib became Eve. I was not about to correct her as she had a needle in my arm at that moment.

ohlaph, to comicstrips in "Jogging From the Perspective of Animals" by Jake Likes Onions

Run in circles, then target the… target.

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