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AyuTsukasa, to memes in i poured water in the the garbage

But for why though?

Tetsuo,

For growth. You don’t water your garbage?

hexaflexagonbear, to memes in 1984 Omen
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ililiililiililiilili, to memes in Get in the ocea Fishji!

Mammals were especially a mistake. Let’s get back to that Mesozoic shit. Eggs are a smart way to deliver offspring.

GinAndJuche,
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Fire and forget fatherhood. A classic

empireOfLove, to memes in recently 🔻'd IDF "Tank Posting" fascist guy getting blown up by Al-Qassam Rachel Corrie firing octopi at his weak ass tank with an anti-tank gun

most coherent hexbear meme creator (it makes less sense than a lobotomy victim)

sooper_dooper_roofer, to memes in The History Channel logic

I remember this one alien dude who had the audacity to suggest that a bunch of Roman stuff was also built by aliens

the dislike bar on that video was a quarter red kek, hoes mad

muddi, to memes in The History Channel logic

Honestly I see it in actual historians too. Texts always have something along the lines of “yes, the [insert non-European civilization] had _, but only Europeans went far enough to _”

Shit like how ancient civilizations had invented calculus, calculated pi to several digits, observed the cosmos, etc. but it’s only the ancient Greeks who contributed to history apparently. Seems unprofessional as hell. It’s not that dissimilar to white supremacists who say " everyone practiced slavery, but only Europeans abolished it"

It’s often linked to some geographic or cultural uniqueness of Europe, like how they didn’t have famines or shit and so they were able to be creative about nature that wasn’t chaotic and devastating.

UlyssesT,

" everyone practiced slavery, but only Europeans abolished it"

The same chuds will froth and foam about The Lost Cause, too. Because it was terrible that it was abolished but also abolishing it (except for prisoners) was great white wisdom morshupls

sooper_dooper_roofer,

MFW 80% of pink pipo wouldn’t exist if a Chinese guy didn’t invent the heavy plow

(possibly the biggest China L ever undertaken)

It’s often linked to some geographic or cultural uniqueness of Europe, like how they didn’t have famines or shit and so they were able to be creative about nature that wasn’t chaotic and devastating.

That just makes it even more embarrassing that they had to import all their math from the east

CarbonIceDragon, to memes in Happy Anniversary of the Harper's Ferry Raid
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So basically a reversed version of “The guns of the South”?

Wanderer, to risa in Happy Irish Unification year🎉

Americans need to stop cosplaying as Irish and acting like they even remotely understand the situation.

HumanBehaviorByBjork, to memes in In our lifetimes 🤞
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hm, i wonder why there’s so many union jacks here?

RamrodBaguette, (edited )

Me looking at virtually any problem stemming from the 19th and 20th Centuries:

ukkk

https://hexbear.net/pictrs/image/44f552e4-e246-49f9-83bf-095b2d36be5c.gif

MasterNerd,
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While England is definitely the worst offender, it really is more just western Europe

RamrodBaguette,

While it’s true all of Western Europe is guilty, there’s a reason why people point to Britain first and foremost. Its empire was pretty much the codifier of what people think of when the word “superpower” is used. There wasn’t such an uncontested concentration of power in a single polity that could be projected globally until the UK came out on top from the Napoleonic Wars then went on to subjugate Asia and Africa by the mid-late 19th Century, essentially becoming master of the world market and trade networks (at least until the onset of WWI). Not even the Spanish and Portuguese Empires held such a monopoly. Even after the start of Britain’s terminal decline into becoming America’s lapdog in the cold war, it still influenced world politics in ways that still affect us today (relevantly, it was originally Israel’s patron power before the US supplanted them sometime in the 70s/80s).

empireOfLove,
BirdyBoogleBop, to memes in Don't you hate it when they interrupt an explanation to ask that?

Wait where is “I don’t know anything. It’s all surface level knowledge. My knowledge is as wide as the ocean but as shallow as a puddle.”

ililiililiililiilili, to memes in i poured water in the the garbage

Great, now in have a hankering for garbage water. Thanks OP.

flamingos, (edited ) to memes in In our lifetimes 🤞

What’s the flag south of the Confederate one? I can’t find it on here.

Edit: Never mind, it’s Rhodesia

randomname01, to memes in In our lifetimes 🤞

Leaving everything else aside, South Africa went from having one of the worst flags in the world to having one of the best.

Nacktmull, to memes in Get in the ocea Fishji!

And I thought I was extreme when saying the neolithic revolution was a mistake

ShimmeringKoi, to memes in He's a Maoist now
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Joe Biden half-remembering a series of personal anecdotes from the Long March (10 hours looped)

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