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mindbleach, to risa in Every time I'm trying to decide what new show I should check out

That’s a funny way to spell SG-1.

Churbleyimyam, to memes in Which pill do you choose?

Blue pill: I would die of boredom if I had to go back to school for more than a couple of days.

Simulation6, to memes in Which pill do you choose?

Red pill says restart at 6, not go back in time to when you where 6. I assume you will be 6 in the current time and have no future knowledge to convert into cash.

JokeDeity, to memes in Which pill do you choose?

Red for sure, I could have way more than 10 million starting over with all the knowledge I have now, plus I wouldn’t wait so long for certain things.

thmnwlf,

yea but 10m is enough for a way more than decent life, i would say a pretty nice one and you don’t have to do all that shit again ^^

Pantherina, to memes in Which pill do you choose?

Also knowing about

  • 9/11 (investing in detector manifacturers, fucking shampoo in small bottles)
  • covid (investing in masks, vaccines, tests and test centers)
  • all the wars: weapon industry in Germany
  • Apple, Google, Amazon, …

You could just buy stock and get rich without doing anything. If you made such a company, damn.

I mean investing in that post 9/11 stuff would make you rich, then you lend money to those Covid people and tadaa, Capitalism

Also maybe you could change something in the world, worth more than money.

Omega_Haxors, (edited ) to memes in Which pill do you choose?

10 million cash instantly would get you killed so fast, just look at ANY article about lottery winners getting their life just absolutely fucked up. Resetting at 6 would suck too but at least you would get something out of it.

WetBeardHairs,

It’s not so hard to put it in the bank and hire a wealth management firm. They’ll take care of you and tell you how much you can spend each year without losing money. It’d turn into a free $500k salary for life.

Omega_Haxors, (edited )

It really isn’t that easy but you are on the right path. First thing you have to do is convert it into a form that nobody is able to withdraw quickly. That removes all almost all incentive for greedy/desperate people to try and kill you for it. Good luck doing that with 10M in cash, though. Large volumes of money are nowhere near as mobile as you think it is.

WetBeardHairs,

That’s why I said go to a wealth management firm. Even relatively small firms routinely handle hundreds of millions.

bufalo1973, to memes in Which pill do you choose?
@bufalo1973@lemmy.ml avatar

Red pill 100%

giffybiss, to memes in Which pill do you choose?

Give me the dollar.

Xyloph, to memes in Which pill do you choose?

Red for sure! I damaged a few body parts that will never really heal and I could avoid that. And with memory 10mil will really be pocket change.

PatFussy, to memes in Which pill do you choose?

I was about 6 and a half when 9/11 happened so i would probably be telling everyone about that and end up getting arrested by the bush administration. Ill take the money

PM_ME_VINTAGE_30S, to memes in Which pill do you choose?
@PM_ME_VINTAGE_30S@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

Red pill.

I’d apply myself in high school, force myself to be sociable as a child, graduate with my bachelor’s degree 4-6 years earlier with a better GPA, and get work experience and savings well before the COVID-19 pandemic. (I would try to stop it, but if someone told me that they had exact knowledge of the future, I wouldn’t believe them, and frankly I would be worried if people believed me without further evidence.)

I don’t need or want $10 million.

darthelmet, to memes in Which pill do you choose?

$10 million easy. Sure maybe you could get more if you were going back in time and insider trading on everything. But $10m is already enough money to live a comfortable life, especially if you just invest it in something safe. And that way you don’t need to go through school and puberty again.

Uvine_Umbra, to memes in Which pill do you choose?

Easily red pill. Every issue in my life was caused by my immaturity & incompetence basically so I could easily fix my life from there lol

Also i remember how to setup a BTC mining rig lmao, so that’ll make things easier 😁

ColeSloth, to memes in Which pill do you choose?

I gotta say, the top answer being the 10 million surprised the hell out of me. Especially from someone who’s middle aged like myself. I had a pretty bad childhood myself, but the chance to get over 30 years of my life back and the wisdom to make better choices? I’d take that over ten billion dollars, and my life as an adult didn’t turn out too bad. No amount of money can buy back your youth. Let alone the possibility of living long enough to see Elder Scrolls VI come out.

HawlSera, to memes in title

Not even a guy and I’m thinking that

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