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dipshit, to lemmybewholesome in Just be happy

AFLAC!

tate, to lemmybewholesome in Just be happy
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That’s not how mirrors work.

MinusPi, to lemmyshitpost in Way to stop drinking
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Or just smash the bottle.

Or just give it away.

Toneswirly, to lemmyshitpost in Way to stop drinking

Jokes on you, I welded that during work hours. Got paid 25 dollars, spent it on more booze. The Crown Royal Ouroborous.

A7thStone,

$25 that’s like half an hour.

Pat_Riot, to lemmyshitpost in Way to stop drinking
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Even when I did drink I wouldn’t touch Crown.

dream_weasel, to lemmyshitpost in Way to stop drinking

A way to prove your commitment to drinking**

ProfessorProteus, to lemmyshitpost in Way to stop drinking
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  1. Place in bucket
  2. Break bottle with hammer
  3. Grab your favorite silly straw
  4. Betray yourself
Kase,

Bonus points if you swallow tiny pieces of glass 😋

variants,

Help get that alcohol into your bloodstream quicker and with less blood you can get higher alcohol level

Lifebandit666,

There’s too much blood in my alcohol system

A_Very_Big_Fan,

I love the taste of internal lacerations

BottleOfAlkahest, to lemmyshitpost in Way to stop drinking

Did you do this OP? Cause I’ve seen something similar as a joke Christmas gift. It doesn’t seem like a great way to stop someone drinking but it is might be a funny gift. Especially to someone who isn’t very handy and won’t be able to get through the casing.

A_Very_Big_Fan,

The OP on Reddit said it was a Christmas present for his little brother

bruhduh, to lemmyshitpost in Way to stop drinking
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Metal saw is cheap, do two cuts on the top and you’ll have the lid to open and drink

JustUseMint,

Sazall does em all!

Mycatiskai,

The lid is plastic, saw the top of the lid diagonally down until the saw is stopped by the glass, tip the bottle over and empty it out. With no cap now you have reason to not finish the entire bottle.

explodicle,

Would that get plastic in the booze?

Madison420,

It’s just plastic zest.

lazylion_ca,

Even if it did, run it through a sieve or coffee filter.

Baahb, to lemmybewholesome in Captain guinea pig at your service

It’s an experimental cop! A guinea pig!

Tier1BuildABear, to lemmyshitpost in Way to stop drinking
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I bet I could still get the lid unscrewed enough to get a few drops out

RiikkaTheIcePrincess, (edited ) to lemmyshitpost in Way to stop drinking
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Is this the most wholesome commagazine?

No, but it’s kinda funny and I’ll think it may have one of the least bad communities until they stuff me into a skip and light its contents ablaze.

Edit: votes have been cast and the results show that this place is 2/4 dumpster and 1/2 decent.

atest123, to lemmybewholesome in Captain guinea pig at your service

All constables are guinea pigs

Bonehead, to lemmyshitpost in Way to stop drinking

The problem with this is that anyone capable of welding also has several grinders for cutting metal. Try concrete next time.

Maalus,

Grinders work on concrete too btw. One of their main uses, aside from metalwork. The only way to lock it, would be to encase the entire thing in it (as in contacting the bottle) but I feel like that loses that charm of “a trapped bottle”.

notasandwich1948,

the one time I tried cutting concrete with a grinder it cut through it like butter

Maalus,

Yeah, pretty much. Just use disks for concrete, not metal and it makes it all a cakewalk

A_Union_of_Kobolds, to lemmybewholesome in Captain guinea pig at your service

ACAB but this little fluffy boi

TonyTonyChopper, (edited )
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