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AbsolutelyNotCats, to memes in 5 days at the gym! (my parent's basement learning Photoshop). Do I look attractive to you? Rate my body
@AbsolutelyNotCats@lemdro.id avatar

With face: 0/10

Without face: 9/10

tiredofsametab, to memes in Favourite kind of american

I don't think he can be in a relationship with god. Assuming protestant, and often evangelical, there's a trinity of which Jesus is part and whom they consider too woke

statist43,

And beeing in a relationsship with god and jesus would be gay too…

uis, to memes in Favourite kind of american
@uis@lemmy.world avatar

Doesn’t his relationship make him gay?

Gallardo994,

He never has sex though, as mentioned

MartinXYZ,

You’re assuming GOD is a man?

uis,
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https://i.redd.it/60txn5kd5i831.jpg

MartinXYZ,

I’m sorry, I don’t understand that reference.

uis,
@uis@lemmy.world avatar

She is main character Neptune from Neptunia series, she is goddess according to the lore

MartinXYZ,

Thank you for explaining 🤗

BetaBlake, to memes in Favourite kind of american

Another non-American posting memes about Americans.

Ringmasterincestuous,

You took that photo I’m thinking? 🤨

aniki,

Probably the dude in the photo.

GratefullyGodless,
@GratefullyGodless@lemmy.world avatar

And Americans never post memes about non-americans.

ziggurat,

Americans never make fun of, or go to war with people of other nations

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/7dd9f3cb-200a-4048-9320-853b27fae1b6.png

FloridaMan,
@FloridaMan@kyberpunk.social avatar

Well, you are a living meme. What did you expect?

HW07,

It’s funny though innit?

empireOfLove, to memes in Favourite kind of american

Trigger discipline: not

EvokerKing,

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    vind,
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    It could still have a bullet in the chamber. Always treat every gun as if it was loaded because you never know.

    Zehzin, (edited )
    @Zehzin@lemmy.world avatar

    Always treat a firearm as if it’s loaded. Never let the muzzle point at anything that you are not willing to destroy. Only put your finger on the trigger if you’re about to shoot. Be sure of your target and that there’s nothing behind it.

    The 4 golden rules ✨

    Kecessa,

    I only have one firearm rule: Fuck firearms

    Bene7rddso,

    Instructions unclear, dick shot

    Kecessa,

    Oh no, not again 😱

    30p87,

    And are allowed to destroy, ofc.

    Pat_Riot,
    @Pat_Riot@lemmy.today avatar

    Every firearm is loaded unless fully disassembled.

    EmpathicVagrant,

    “No such thing as an unloaded gun” Disassembled it’s just parts for a gun, but not one.

    BolexForSoup, (edited )
    @BolexForSoup@kbin.social avatar

    A gun is always loaded and the chamber could absolutely have a round in it. That is how literally every on-set gun death has happened. Round in the chamber that wasn’t supposed to be there.

    SARGEx117,

    Booger hook: bang switch.

    lemmegogo,

    they are always triggered, so this checks out

    Asafum,

    I was just coming to say that and I’ve never even held a gun lol

    tryptaminev,

    Also the gun doesn’t hold a magazine. So he is irresponsible and pathetic at the same time.

    avater, (edited ) to memes in Favourite kind of american
    @avater@lemmy.world avatar

    isn’t he german or am I confusing this big guy with the german big guy who runs mega and looks pretty much alike ?

    MartinXYZ,

    He does look like Kim Dotcom, who is indeed German-Finnish but I’m not certain it’s him.

    avater,
    @avater@lemmy.world avatar

    thank god, thought I was crazy.

    MartinXYZ,

    Also, for what it’s worth: from the pictures I’ve found, it looks like Dotcom has darker facial hair, but it might depend on the lighting.

    samus12345,
    @samus12345@lemmy.world avatar

    Nope, not him, this is another fat white guy.

    floofloof,

    There’s two?

    Holzkohlen,

    I also immediately thought of that guy

    joel1974,

    From NZ too

    avater, (edited )
    @avater@lemmy.world avatar

    but he “only” lives there right, he was born in germany and does not have any other citizenship as far as I know

    ICastFist, to memes in Favourite kind of american
    @ICastFist@programming.dev avatar

    I also like the version with the caption: “dreams of a zombie apocalypse - would die running up a flight of stairs”

    Justfollowingorders1, to memes in Favourite kind of american

    The middle two probably describes the lemmy users as well.

    jcdenton, to memes in Favourite kind of american
    @jcdenton@lemy.lol avatar

    God bless America

    cals11, to memes in Favourite kind of american

    Bobby Hill with another 15 years on him.

    Omega_Haxors,

    Dang it, bobbeh. I told ya that boy wasn’t right.

    520,

    More like Bobby Hill with another 15 years left.

    funkless_eck, to memes in Favourite kind of american

    ah another responsible gun owner I see

    Thteven,
    @Thteven@lemmy.world avatar

    Finger right on that trigger, just in case he happens to point it at his face.

    ikidd,
    @ikidd@lemmy.world avatar

    Well, at best it’s a single desk pop.

    c0mbatbag3l,
    @c0mbatbag3l@lemmy.world avatar

    Don’t worry, it’s a BB gun so he can’t hurt himself. Mom didn’t want him owning real guns after the fiasco with the hair dryer back in '06

    _haha_oh_wow_,
    @_haha_oh_wow_@sh.itjust.works avatar

    Hurting himself is like, most of what he does.

    comador, to memes in Favourite kind of american
    @comador@lemmy.world avatar

    Southpark Scott all growed up. I see his diet bedes issue has gotten worse.

    Gabu, to memes in Favourite kind of american

    Took me a bit to understand “diet: betes”

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