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funkless_eck, to memes in Favourite kind of american

ah another responsible gun owner I see

Thteven,
@Thteven@lemmy.world avatar

Finger right on that trigger, just in case he happens to point it at his face.

ikidd,
@ikidd@lemmy.world avatar

Well, at best it’s a single desk pop.

c0mbatbag3l,
@c0mbatbag3l@lemmy.world avatar

Don’t worry, it’s a BB gun so he can’t hurt himself. Mom didn’t want him owning real guns after the fiasco with the hair dryer back in '06

_haha_oh_wow_,
@_haha_oh_wow_@sh.itjust.works avatar

Hurting himself is like, most of what he does.

empireOfLove, to memes in Favourite kind of american

Trigger discipline: not

EvokerKing,

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    vind,
    @vind@lemmy.world avatar

    It could still have a bullet in the chamber. Always treat every gun as if it was loaded because you never know.

    Zehzin, (edited )
    @Zehzin@lemmy.world avatar

    Always treat a firearm as if it’s loaded. Never let the muzzle point at anything that you are not willing to destroy. Only put your finger on the trigger if you’re about to shoot. Be sure of your target and that there’s nothing behind it.

    The 4 golden rules ✨

    Kecessa,

    I only have one firearm rule: Fuck firearms

    Bene7rddso,

    Instructions unclear, dick shot

    Kecessa,

    Oh no, not again 😱

    30p87,

    And are allowed to destroy, ofc.

    Pat_Riot,
    @Pat_Riot@lemmy.today avatar

    Every firearm is loaded unless fully disassembled.

    EmpathicVagrant,

    “No such thing as an unloaded gun” Disassembled it’s just parts for a gun, but not one.

    BolexForSoup, (edited )
    @BolexForSoup@kbin.social avatar

    A gun is always loaded and the chamber could absolutely have a round in it. That is how literally every on-set gun death has happened. Round in the chamber that wasn’t supposed to be there.

    SARGEx117,

    Booger hook: bang switch.

    lemmegogo,

    they are always triggered, so this checks out

    Asafum,

    I was just coming to say that and I’ve never even held a gun lol

    tryptaminev,

    Also the gun doesn’t hold a magazine. So he is irresponsible and pathetic at the same time.

    avater, (edited ) to memes in Favourite kind of american
    @avater@lemmy.world avatar

    isn’t he german or am I confusing this big guy with the german big guy who runs mega and looks pretty much alike ?

    MartinXYZ,

    He does look like Kim Dotcom, who is indeed German-Finnish but I’m not certain it’s him.

    avater,
    @avater@lemmy.world avatar

    thank god, thought I was crazy.

    MartinXYZ,

    Also, for what it’s worth: from the pictures I’ve found, it looks like Dotcom has darker facial hair, but it might depend on the lighting.

    samus12345,
    @samus12345@lemmy.world avatar

    Nope, not him, this is another fat white guy.

    floofloof,

    There’s two?

    Holzkohlen,

    I also immediately thought of that guy

    joel1974,

    From NZ too

    avater, (edited )
    @avater@lemmy.world avatar

    but he “only” lives there right, he was born in germany and does not have any other citizenship as far as I know

    cals11, to memes in Favourite kind of american

    Bobby Hill with another 15 years on him.

    Omega_Haxors,

    Dang it, bobbeh. I told ya that boy wasn’t right.

    520,

    More like Bobby Hill with another 15 years left.

    uis, to memes in Favourite kind of american
    @uis@lemmy.world avatar

    Doesn’t his relationship make him gay?

    Gallardo994,

    He never has sex though, as mentioned

    MartinXYZ,

    You’re assuming GOD is a man?

    uis,
    @uis@lemmy.world avatar

    https://i.redd.it/60txn5kd5i831.jpg

    MartinXYZ,

    I’m sorry, I don’t understand that reference.

    uis,
    @uis@lemmy.world avatar

    She is main character Neptune from Neptunia series, she is goddess according to the lore

    MartinXYZ,

    Thank you for explaining 🤗

    BetaBlake, to memes in Favourite kind of american

    Another non-American posting memes about Americans.

    Ringmasterincestuous,

    You took that photo I’m thinking? 🤨

    aniki,

    Probably the dude in the photo.

    GratefullyGodless,
    @GratefullyGodless@lemmy.world avatar

    And Americans never post memes about non-americans.

    ziggurat,

    Americans never make fun of, or go to war with people of other nations

    FlyingSquid,
    @FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

    https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/7dd9f3cb-200a-4048-9320-853b27fae1b6.png

    FloridaMan,
    @FloridaMan@kyberpunk.social avatar

    Well, you are a living meme. What did you expect?

    HW07,

    It’s funny though innit?

    Gabu, to memes in Favourite kind of american

    Took me a bit to understand “diet: betes”

    comador, to memes in Favourite kind of american
    @comador@lemmy.world avatar

    Southpark Scott all growed up. I see his diet bedes issue has gotten worse.

    pinkdrunkenelephants, to memes in Favourite kind of american

    Christianity and right wing thought produce such toxic people. How do we turn the tide? How do we fix our people, our culture, ourselves?

    ziggurat,

    Free education for all, teachers who are paid enough to care

    jcdenton,
    @jcdenton@lemy.lol avatar

    Reject teenage liberal rebellion phase

    NewSmileadon,

    Simple, become a disciple of Christ

    Sanity_in_Moderation,

    Your belief system is finally dying. And humanity will be better because of it.

    NewSmileadon,

    I don’t think you even understand the “belief system.”

    Sanity_in_Moderation,

    I spent 30 years immersed in evangelical Christianity. I have read the Bible cover to cover. Twice. The world will be better off when your belief system is relegated to the ash heap of history.

    NewSmileadon,

    Do you condemn Christianity because of the people or the book? Because the people dont make the religion, your own faith does. It seems like your experience of people has informed your reading of the book and your faith. If you had difficulties with other people, I won’t shed crocodile tears, but I’ll wish you the best.

    Sanity_in_Moderation,

    Obviously Christians are horrible hypocrites. Just look at their embrace of Trump. There is no hate like Christian love.

    But that’s not why I rejected Christianity. It had nothing to do with the book. Or the people. It’s down to one simple thing. There is no God. It’s a myth. It’s bronze age mythology. Everything is just man made. Men invented it. Men wrote it. Men interpret it and argue about it. It’s all made up. There. Is. No. God.

    CountryBreakfast,
    @CountryBreakfast@lemmygrad.ml avatar

    It’s not really dying IMO

    DeepGradientAscent,
    @DeepGradientAscent@programming.dev avatar

    Unfortunately not. But it should, though.

    aniki,

    Which version?! There’s so many to choose from!!

    NewSmileadon,

    Fuck do I know the ESV I guess

    jcdenton,
    @jcdenton@lemy.lol avatar

    Amen

    Honytawk,

    No thanks, I’ve seen what awful people your religion turns them into

    NewSmileadon,

    Religion does not require indoctrination. Indoctrination uses religion

    jcdenton, to memes in Favourite kind of american
    @jcdenton@lemy.lol avatar

    God bless America

    tiredofsametab, to memes in Favourite kind of american

    I don't think he can be in a relationship with god. Assuming protestant, and often evangelical, there's a trinity of which Jesus is part and whom they consider too woke

    statist43,

    And beeing in a relationsship with god and jesus would be gay too…

    Justfollowingorders1, to memes in Favourite kind of american

    The middle two probably describes the lemmy users as well.

    ICastFist, to memes in Favourite kind of american
    @ICastFist@programming.dev avatar

    I also like the version with the caption: “dreams of a zombie apocalypse - would die running up a flight of stairs”

    Zerush, to memes in Favourite kind of american
    @Zerush@lemmy.ml avatar

    USA in one Image

    https://file.coffee/u/Efj8TlSOgo88SEOaeBH9l.png

    FloridaMan,
    @FloridaMan@kyberpunk.social avatar

    Accurate

    AbsolutelyNotCats, to memes in 5 days at the gym! (my parent's basement learning Photoshop). Do I look attractive to you? Rate my body
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    With face: 0/10

    Without face: 9/10

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