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paddirn, to memes in Just 1 more year for me

I never meant to make it past 29, what the hell am I still doing here?

AnUnusualRelic,
@AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world avatar

Just like op said “Just one more year”

jballs,
@jballs@sh.itjust.works avatar

Every day it becomes more clear to me that humans evolved to survive to an age where we can have kids, raise them past infancy, and that’s it. Any time you get after that is basically a crime against nature.

paddirn, to memes in Where is spork?

I have some soda spoons, I never knew they had a name.

HeapOfDogs,

I have always loved soda spoons! I can’t explain why. Plus those shovel like ice cream spoons.

Asafum,

I’ve been using them to mix chocolate sodas forever and had no idea it was actually a soda spoon until today!

cucumber_sandwich,

What the heck is a chocolate soda?

VonCesaw,

Chocolate sauce + soda water

hikikoma, to lemmyshitpost in Better than you

Pffft, stay in your fucking lane.

Coskii, to memes in Where is spork?
@Coskii@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Say what you will, I will use the soda spoon for most purposes so that I feel like a giant eating with a tiny spoon.

Clubbing4198, to memes in We did it?

“For a small number of people, the disease could be fatal.” Is three million people a small number? And as others have pointed out, the pandemic isn’t over. who.int/…/the-true-death-toll-of-covid-19-estimat…

Ultragramps,
@Ultragramps@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

I wanted Jimmy Kimmel’s segment This Week in Covid History to keep going.

Bread,

I don’t want to be that guy because it is a big number. However, in terms of the human population, there are 8 billion of us and when it comes to the difference between a million and a billion. It is about a billion. So about 0.04% of the human population. Terrible tragedy, yes however it is true.

samus12345,
@samus12345@lemmy.world avatar

But they didn’t say a small percentage, which would be accurate, but a small number, which is not.

Bread,

That is fair, I thought I read percentage. My mistake.

Kethal, (edited )

Calculating impact by dividing the number of deaths caused by a thing that has existed for 4 years over a population size that includes people more than 100 years old won’t arrive at any sort of meaningful number. That’s why you use rates, or per capita, or some other way of adjusting for population size and time. COVID 19 is the third most common cause of death in the US in 2020 and 2021. Calling one of the most common causes of death a small number of people is grossly inaccurate.

kameecoding,

The Economist had a much higher estimate in the middle of the pandemic

theOneTrueSpoon, to memes in Where is spork?

Beautiful

VikingHippie, (edited ) to lemmyshitpost in Better than you

Oh yeah? I’ve won the local bad decisions championship 9 times out of the last 10!

The reason I didn’t win last year was because I stayed up all night watching YouTube reaction videos and ended up sleeping through the whole thing, so I consider it a moral victory.

Etterra, to memes in Where is spork?

Oh come on. Everybody knows that there is no spoon.

Globeparasite, to lemmyshitpost in Better than you

Challenge Accepted

I woke up this morning, alive Worst decision ever

I win

Klear,

Amateur. I woke up and skipped breakfast before going to work.

Globeparasite,

I’d choose fainting because of low blood sugar over being concious anytime but it is a damn respectable participation

Ookami38, to memes in Where is spork?

Missing the best spoon, an absinthe spoon.

Obi,
@Obi@sopuli.xyz avatar

Well it’s the best at making dripped absinthe, arguably it’s terrible at doing any other spoon-like actions.

Ookami38,

But why would you need anything else when you have absinthe? Also it’s the prettiest by a mile.

Chadus_Maximus,

What about the cocaine spoon?

Akasazh, to memes in Where is spork?
@Akasazh@feddit.nl avatar
corsicanguppy, to memes in Not Me

“everyday” = “mundane”

“every day” = “daily”

Here’s your tree.

LaunchesKayaks, to memes in Just 1 more year for me
@LaunchesKayaks@lemmy.world avatar

Being a functional adult every day seems a bit excessive imo

jballs,
@jballs@sh.itjust.works avatar

That’s what makes adulting so hard!! It wouldn’t be bad if it was a day or two every once in a while. But it’s every day!

LaunchesKayaks,
@LaunchesKayaks@lemmy.world avatar

I didn’t realize growing up was so overrated when I was a kid.

SirSmokeAlot,

No one does unfortunatly.

AbsoluteChicagoDog, to memes in We did it?

Global pandemic is redundant

MindlessZ,

Pandemics aren’t inherently global, just widespread

DragonTypeWyvern, (edited )

It has varying definitions, but not quite.

Definitions can range anywhere from “Effects a whole country” to “has spread to several large regions” to “threatens to affect the entire globe” but as a general rule the definitions shy away from saying global because then people will quibble about, like, Greenland not being effected because those bastards shut down the ports again.

So you could, for example, have a pandemic that spread through Europe and Asia but the swift and decisive actions of competent executives prevented the spread to the Americas.

turkalino, to memes in We did it?
@turkalino@lemmy.yachts avatar

A history textbook which goes past the 1960s? This definitely is not a book used in American classrooms

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