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ebenixo, to memes in Five apps😅 not so many for me

just wait until instead of the day it’s your life, and instead of apps all your friends and family are dead

Uncle_Bagel,

Ok grandma, I’ll come visit you in the home again on Christmas

ebenixo,

APPPS

Aermis, to memes in Did it hurt? 🙄

Yeah but it didn’t the rest of the day because being rested and not being woken up from an alarm is better than the alternative. 1 minute before is perfect. It’s the 30 minutes that kills me

Imgonnatrythis, to memes in Did it hurt? 🙄

You know it did. Don’t be a jerk about it.

Gormadt, to memes in Did it hurt? 🙄
@Gormadt@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

It hurt so much 😭

uphillbothways, to memes in March again tomorrow 🥵
@uphillbothways@kbin.social avatar

Had me checking the date all scared. Not cool.

Vampiric_Luma, to memes in Did it hurt? 🙄
@Vampiric_Luma@lemmy.ca avatar

I get hyped when this happens.

My body has mastered time. I am above these mortal tools.

But if it plays before I can turn it off it scares me :(

Adori,
@Adori@lemmy.world avatar

Meeeee, specially since my alarm puts my spotify Playlist so it’s takes another step from my list of things to in the morning :3

Misconduct,

It’s like a jack in the box effect because you know it’s coming but your soul still leaves your body when it goes off lol

spudwart, to memes in Did it hurt? 🙄
@spudwart@spudwart.com avatar

less than a minute? No.

Between 10 to 30 minutes before. Yes.

Valmond,

Wait until you wake up before the alarm, but it’s actually 20-30 minutes after.

eldain,

If you consider the human brain works in 90 min chunks for most things including sleeping, that is completely within spec. For another chunk of sleep, you need to go to bed 60-80 min earlier.

SpaceNoodle, to memes in How dareeeeeee you

What sound does a repeated silent “e” make?

RQG,
@RQG@lemmy.world avatar

It’s a longer silence. How dare

You.

TheYear2525,

The vowel moves clockwise to the next corner of the vowel trapezium for each additional “e”.

standard_error, to memes in Did it hurt? 🙄

Implying I set an alarm. Implying every moment awake isn’t pain. Get on my level of existential misery and dread

/S I’m actually in a pretty good place mentally.

Adori,
@Adori@lemmy.world avatar

Rare W

devfuuu,

That’s what we all say to ourselves.

Holzkohlen,

I’m actually in a pretty good place mentally.

I too try to gaslight myself into thinking I am fine.

Classy,

Nice to see one stranger on the internet that doesn’t appear to be in an unending state of torture.

Vertelleus, to memes in Awww! That's so cute!
@Vertelleus@sh.itjust.works avatar

I tried to click on the X in the top right to close the picture…

MedicPigBabySaver, to memes in Did it hurt? 🙄

Ha, literally this morning. Didn’t hurt. I actually thought I forgot to set the alarm.

MentalEdge, to memes in Awww! That's so cute!
@MentalEdge@sopuli.xyz avatar

Do not post pictures of humans online who cannot consent to you doing so.

I’m so happy my parents never got into social media before my adulthood. There was some overlap there where they could have plastered images of me all over their facebook feeds without my understanding what that meant.

It’s fucking revolting to me to see how normal some people seem to think it is for a parent to do that. IMO it should be straight up illegal and a violation of a child’s right to privacy.

TheCannonball,

My wife and I are being very careful about this with our son. I only ever post a monthly growth update and have made sure that the extended family isn’t posting anything without permission.

MentalEdge,
@MentalEdge@sopuli.xyz avatar

Sharing your life, and thereby sometimes the lifes of your children, with friends and family, only makes sense.

My concern is with parents who make no distinction between that, and posting something fully publicly. The latter means the post can go viral, or get screenshotted by a stranger and reposted as a meme somewhere with a huge audience. Or get dug up by anyone, even years later.

BamBamToxico,
MentalEdge,
@MentalEdge@sopuli.xyz avatar

100%

Having your entire infancy and childhood just out there is going to be hell for some kids. Probably already is. Imagine your parents uploading a video of you doing something dumb, but cute, something they and family find adorable. The same video which a couple years later is the most embarrassing thing to ever happen to you when it goes through a viral wave of spreading throughout your local school.

Obi,
@Obi@sopuli.xyz avatar

Completely agree. They regularly ask us at daycare if we consent to our child being in such and such photos that are gonna get posted who knows where and used for who knows what. I’m sure a lot of parents agree without a second thought.

DragonTypeWyvern,

Good thing the OP posted it publicly themselves.

pewgar_seemsimandroid, to memes in March again tomorrow 🥵

u from chile or something

bhj,
@bhj@lemmy.one avatar

I don’t think that’s how it works, but I’m too American to be certain.

Mothra,
@Mothra@mander.xyz avatar

It’s October in Chile too just so you know

pewgar_seemsimandroid,

doesn’t the season change at the equator

hungryphrog,

Months have nothing to do with seasons.

_Gandalf_the_Black_, to memes in March again tomorrow 🥵

Last March (of the Ents)

Ookami38, (edited ) to memes in The neverending discussion about pasta, olive oil and just putting enough water... 10g salt, 100g pasta, at least 1L water e basta così ! No oil or you ruin the pasta/sauce synergy. 😃

I have never once oiled my pasta water. I have also never once had my pasta stick. Just add enough water, boil, salt, pasta. Cook til it’s done, I literally never stir the pasta. Test for texture every so often. Drain, save some water for marrying with the sauce better.

Edit cool -> cook ty autocorrect.

Taleq,
@Taleq@lemmy.world avatar

Save the rest of water to make risotto next day.

themusicman,

Not the way I salt my water… Yuck

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