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Deiskos, to memes in I would do that but with a baseball bat

I would tell my younger self to go to a psychiatrist and get some antidepressants about 2 years earlier than last time.

AgentGrimstone, to memes in Five apps😅 not so many for me

I only have Lemmy and Youtube. I’m actually trying to get off Youtube, those shorts are rotting my brain. I tried deleting the app but my Pixel won’t let me.

Alby003,
@Alby003@lemmings.world avatar

Block youtube via dns or an app.

Fiivemacs,

Use ADB to uninstall it from a computer.

I wiped everything from my Samsung phone, even google stuff then installed what I wanted afterwards.

xda-developers.com/uninstall-carrier-oem-bloatwar…

ultrasquid,
@ultrasquid@sopuli.xyz avatar

I think Youtube Revanced let’s you disable shorts.

EngineerGaming,
@EngineerGaming@feddit.nl avatar

Newpipe doesn’t display them at all, and is much lighter than revanced.

BlackPenguins,

YouTube shorts I could understand. But I love using it for channels that have quality 5 to 10 minute content and I don’t feel like it’s as much a waste of my time as shorts. Legal Eagle, Hot Ones, Tom Scott, Some More News, You Suck At Cooking, Let’s Game it Out. There are some gems out there.

AgentGrimstone,

I still like Youtube, I watch it on my TV all the time. It’s only a problem on my phone because I would turn my phone screen on, go to Youtube Shorts without even thinking, and end up wasting 30+ minutes at a time. I hate how effective short form videos are on me, It’s just so easy to keep going. On my TV, I only watch normal length videos that I search for, I don’t mind those.

BlackPenguins,

That’s definitely not a you problem. I’ve been stuck watching the most pointless shorts on Snapchat with oddly satisfying videos.

EngineerGaming,
@EngineerGaming@feddit.nl avatar

5 to 10 minutes is a bit too short for comfort tbh. If the content is good, the joy is slightly poisoned by the fact that there was so little of it. IMO the comfortable video length is 30 to 50 minutes, which is a far more enjoyable experience (with 1-2 hours if it’s a podcast).

Fiivemacs,

Use ADB to actually uninstall it using a computer.

I wiped everything from my Samsung phone, even google stuff then installed what I wanted afterwards.

xda-developers.com/uninstall-carrier-oem-bloatwar…

tacosplease,

Lemmy, YouTube, and a podcast app for me.

There’s still great content on YouTube, but I also understand if people boycott the site for moral/personal reasons.

nilclass, to memes in Five apps😅 not so many for me

Make one of those apps Wikipedia and you won’t have that issue

Lodespawn, to memes in The neverending discussion about pasta, olive oil and just putting enough water... 10g salt, 100g pasta, at least 1L water e basta così ! No oil or you ruin the pasta/sauce synergy. 😃

If you cook in 5-10l of water you will dilute the starch and the pasta won’t stick. Also if you mix the sauce through the pasta post cooking and let it rest for 5-10 mins it will soak up the sauce

Siegfried, to memes in What about you?

It’s refreshing to know that I’m not alone. My English skills suck ass. I blame it on not having enough chances to actually speak it in public.

kubica, to memes in What about you?
@kubica@kbin.social avatar

I usually try to misinterpret my sentences as hard as possible before posting.

It also works for program comments, I don't know how the fuck some text can seem to be almost perfect one moment and be totally useless garbage next time I find it.

Crul, to comicstrips in I don't give a fu**.

Secret panel… from the source in OP it’s a GIF if it’s blank, wait for it:
https://tapas.io/episode/1604196

ElBarto, to comicstrips in I don't give a fu**.
@ElBarto@sh.itjust.works avatar

That’s why I do this: start patting all your pockets like you’re checking for your keys, then just say “sorry, I’m all out of fucks today, been in short supply lately, should have some more in tomorrow.”

XTornado, to memes in Mouth in gear, mind in neutral

My friend everytime he does a BBQ. Well not anymore because he ran out of liquid… The wooden fence behind the bbq has survived by pure luck.

Maddie, to memes in The upcoming Battle....
@Maddie@sh.itjust.works avatar

Lol the only thing Desantis is assaulting is a pudding cup

Blapoo, to comicstrips in Don't do drugs 🚫

Nah. Smoke weed.

Brain goes brrrrrr

Dizzirron, to comicstrips in Relatable! 😂

Not today meditation!

anarchost, to memes in The neverending discussion about pasta, olive oil and just putting enough water... 10g salt, 100g pasta, at least 1L water e basta così ! No oil or you ruin the pasta/sauce synergy. 😃

Noodles are tasty

That’s all I know, and at this point I’m afraid to learn more

MonkderZweite, to memes in The neverending discussion about pasta, olive oil and just putting enough water... 10g salt, 100g pasta, at least 1L water e basta così ! No oil or you ruin the pasta/sauce synergy. 😃

Just cut the pasta short, problem solved.

Valmond,

Heretic!

Valmond,

Heretic!

Eikichi, to memes in What about you?
@Eikichi@lemmy.ml avatar

As a French,

That’s it, that’s my answer.

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