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LemmyFeed, to memes in March again tomorrow 🄵

Even if March was tomorrow, this meme would still suck.

Batmancer, to memes in That is fun!

I slept for 12 hours today. 1am to 1pm. Asleep for most of that time but rolled over and peaked at the clock 2 or 3 times. It was glorious.

Decoy321, to memes in That is fun!

Mission accomplished

hai, to memes in Perfect thanks
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When you only pay for the base package in 2023.

FreshLight, to memes in Perfect thanks

šŸ§€

captain_aggravated, to memes in Did it hurt? šŸ™„
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No, I typically take that as a good sign; it means I have a routine so stable that my body is acclimating to it.

SuckMyWang, to memes in My name is..... 😶

Get the fuck out of here, the movie’s about to start

PlasmaDistortion, to memes in The neverending discussion about pasta, olive oil and just putting enough water... 10g salt, 100g pasta, at least 1L water e basta così ! No oil or you ruin the pasta/sauce synergy. 😃

About with what others have said, you should not stir it so often or you damage it! Usually I stir it only about twice during the boil.

EdherJr, to memes in What about you?

This even happens to me in my native language

grillgamesh0028, to memes in Please...
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mawwage. mawwage is da weeson we a favored heeer togever, todaaaa.

wuuuv,twuuu wuv.

kbal, to privacy in [Discussion] How do you feel about age verification on Porn sites?
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Snake oil salesmen never had it so good. Without the layers of abstraction provided by computers, nobody would've believed their magic elixirs would protect children from getting interested in sex until their parents approved of it.

hOrni, to memes in Perfect thanks

I prefer non pizza with left beef.

drew_belloc, to memes in Powered on, but the system's still starting up.
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I need the rush to really wake me up

Jeom, to memes in Five appsšŸ˜… not so many for me
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not sure why but my mental health gets way better when i use my laptop.

im a zoomer so i started out on a phone and only got a laptop a few years ago, i thnk it might be because everytime i opened my phone i would just rot away and i just go back to those habits whenever i use my phone. when i started using a laptop my entire schedule changed and updated(for the better). and having a slow laptop is prob also good to avoid wasting too much time on video games lmao

nossaquesapao,

I don’t know about you, but it seems to me that phone OSes and apps are designed to steal our attention at all the times. I find it hard to do stuff while receiving notifications here and there, or even knowing that a new notification may pop up at any time. If fells like trying to do something while someone is watching and poking me all the time.

trash80,

not sure why but my mental health gets way better when i use my laptop.

because a laptop doesn’t interrupt you every 30 seconds with a notification about some shit you don’t care about

wedeworps,

Revanced

Leg,

Do Not Disturb would work better for that issue. Revanced is good though. +1

trash80,

I’ll check it out.

EngineerGaming,
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Gen Z here, I actually had the exact opposite problem. I don’t really use a smartphone now, but when I did use it daily, while I could get into some article rabbitholes, it was never to a painful extent. Probably because the phone is small and not at all comfortable to interact with long-term. But when I am on the laptop - I often lose track of time spent on IRC, youtube and newsfeeds. I now try to strictly limit the time to only what’s needed (unless IRC has a conversation that is really relevant for me), and download most articles onto an E-reader for a less painful experience.

XbSuper, to comicstrips in Don't do drugs 🚫

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