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tdawg, to memes in Powered on, but the system's still starting up.

Y’all burnt. Hope life treats you better soon

Somewhereunknown7351, to memes in I would do that but with a baseball bat
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I would do that with a chainsaw

SuckMyWang,

I’d push myself into a meat grinder

pelotron, to memes in Powered on, but the system's still starting up.
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I’m in this photo and I don’t like it.

lemmy_get_my_coat, to memes in Powered on, but the system's still starting up.

Is that Zac Braff or Dax Shepard?

eestileib,

I think it’s Braff in Garden State.

xpinchx, to memes in Powered on, but the system's still starting up.

I do this but I drive to work and sit in my car until 8:05.

It takes so much energy to get moving j need serious consequences to motivate myself to work towards the door.

Edit: I don’t even hate my job I’m just so tired. There’s never enough time to do everything so when it’s morning I know I gotta deal with all the bullshit I didn’t finish the day before so I can start some fresh bullshit.

Ghoelian,

Edit: don’t even hate my job l’m just so tired. There’s never enough time to do everything so when it’s morning know gotta deal with all the bullshit didn’t finish the day before so can start some fresh bullshit.

I mean that just sounds like hating your job.

Also 100% relatable

xpinchx,

I don’t hate it because I get paid extremely well and my peers and my boss respect me. It’s just a really really hard job.

Neeen,

I totally get how you feel. I’m early in my career so I don’t get paid insanely well, but I work for a great company, love what I do, and I get along really well with everyone there.

Sometimes there’s just so much going on at once that it gets overwhelming.

MataVatnik, to memes in I would do that but with a baseball bat
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Kill him since I already know it doesn’t get much better

Evil_Shrubbery,

Imagine the disappointment if you then don’t stop existing. You still did a good deed, nobody can take that away from you.

Shard,

Is that suicide, murder or murder suicide?

Catsrules,

Depends if it rips apart universe by making a paradox. I am not sure is destruction of the universe is a criminal charge. But maybe Murder suicide then manslaughter for killing the universe?

Resistentialism,

I mean, just from a quick duckduckgo, destruction of the universe isn’t technically illegal.

Depending on how well you do it, there should be no charges because it’ll all be gone.

SturgiesYrFase,
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Murdicide?

agamemnonymous, to memes in I would do that but with a baseball bat
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When you realize that’s why your parents were like that

RQG,
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Because they time traveled back to slap themselves?

Bel_Shamharoth,

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    agamemnonymous,
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    Obviously not universal, but generally parental strictness/harshness/unfairness is them trying to spare their children undue suffering from mistakes similar to those the parents themselves made in their youth.

    Deiskos, to memes in I would do that but with a baseball bat

    I would tell my younger self to go to a psychiatrist and get some antidepressants about 2 years earlier than last time.

    EnderofGames, to memes in Powered on, but the system's still starting up.

    This was me for a long time, and a pretty big symptom of depression.

    aeternum, to memes in I would do that but with a baseball bat

    I've made a lot of mistakes in my life. This really hits home.

    Sureito,

    No, it would hit you

    DmMacniel, to memes in I would do that but with a baseball bat

    Tell my young self that it isn’t a phase and that he should start the therapy to become she immediately!

    Churbleyimyam, to memes in I would do that but with a baseball bat

    I think some people become parents for this reason. For better or worse…

    Cysioland, to memes in I would do that but with a baseball bat
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    I’d tell my younger self “you are gay” in the voice of that Ugandan TV host

    Catsrules,

    Why are you gay??!?

    Kusimulkku, to comicstrips in China shop 2024

    I though it was BoJo at first

    Kyrgizion, to memes in I would do that but with a baseball bat

    I’d use a gun tbh. Gotta make sure.

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