I try to work on my apathy but working on it means I’ve failed to be apathetic about my apathy. It’s the muscle that only grows when you use it without thinking about using it. It’s worse than Kegels.
My expert advice to past me: “Stop trying to do so many different things and focus on getting good at one fucking thing at a time”
I still don’t follow that.
There was some law in Australia (I believe) that said restaurants had to remove the cost of ingredients that were taken off the order. Someone figured out that you could go to a chain and do what the person in the picture did to get a small amount of money back. I think the loophole was eventually closed.
If such last wishes are generally accepted I’d rather go with 1000 places to see before you die. Would be an amazing road trip that takes years if not decades to finish. Furthermore, if you got the grim reaper as a travel buddy he would be distracted for the entirety of the tour. So no more deaths on earth. 🙂
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