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Slovene, to comicstrips in China shop 2024

Chyna shop

XTornado, to memes in Mouth in gear, mind in neutral

My friend everytime he does a BBQ. Well not anymore because he ran out of liquid… The wooden fence behind the bbq has survived by pure luck.

HubertManne, to memes in I would do that but with a baseball bat
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I would have a conversation. Mainly about stocks but also about the cubs.

Wanderer, to memes in I would do that but with a baseball bat

Would try smash more girls and not be so picky.

Didn’t know so many where going to let themselves go so fast after highschool/uni.

18-20 was the peak. Then no diet and exercise really caught up on a lot of girls relying on genetics and youth

ADTJ,

So your takeaway from getting older is just misogyny…

Wanderer, (edited )

No. Guys let themselves go also but I’m not interested in fucking them now or when I was 18 so I don’t care about their looks.

The older you get the more your options go down.

But from my friendship group the guys have aged a lot better. They all most all stayed the same weight, some lost some muscle mass I know I did. But a lot of the girls got fatter.

It would be interesting to see the amount of exercise the average man does from 18-30 compared to women. I’d bet men do a lot more.

Are you honestly going to say you think women do as much exercise as men? Or that you don’t know any girls from school in the “pretty group” that aged horrifically because they no longer have youth and never did any exercise.

Jax,

I think what he means to say is his diet and exercise.

Wanderer,

My diet is maybe slightly better. Less beer for sure. My exercise has gone way down. Was in the gym ever week and playing multiple types of sport through school and uni. Then post uni was in the gym 5 days a week.

But since then I lost weight. Just do a lot of walking and surfing now.

Still even on my reduced exercise regimen I don’t know any women in my friendship group that do as much exercise as me.

unreachable, to comicstrips in I don't give a fu**.
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it’s me?

it’s me, isn’t it?

orca,
@orca@orcas.enjoying.yachts avatar

It’s us ❤️

Gilles_D,

❤️

gezginorman,

❤️

benignintervention, to comicstrips in I don't give a fu**.

Jon Lajoie moment

Beelzebob,

Dammit. Now I’m thinking about ketchup chips.

benignintervention,

And for some reason the game battleship

cryptix, to memes in Powered on, but the system's still starting up.

Oh god I see myself . Probably should close Lemmy now

NorthWestWind, to comicstrips in I don't give a fu**.
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Saying you don’t give a fuck is you giving a fuck

Orbituary,
@Orbituary@lemmy.world avatar

What’s it mean when you censor your title but the comic you link shows your censored word?

To me, that’s just stupid. The comic is good, though.

smeg,

It means OP is scared of typing the word “fuck” in case the internet police come round and tell their mum they’ve been using the swears

Orbituary,
@Orbituary@lemmy.world avatar

'es a smeghead, for real.

XEAL,

The real way to say that you don’t give a fuck is that you instead take a fuck, or many.

Bondrewd,

The real method is “k”

asteriskeverything, to memes in I would do that but with a baseball bat

“NO.”

ElBarto, to comicstrips in I don't give a fu**.
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That’s why I do this: start patting all your pockets like you’re checking for your keys, then just say “sorry, I’m all out of fucks today, been in short supply lately, should have some more in tomorrow.”

Crul, to comicstrips in I don't give a fu**.

Secret panel… from the source in OP it’s a GIF if it’s blank, wait for it:
https://tapas.io/episode/1604196

ArmokGoB, to comicstrips in I don't give a fu**.
apotheotic, to memes in I would do that but with a baseball bat

I genuinely don’t know if my younger self would have the presence of mind to take me seriously, but I would try to reach them and encourage them to be more empathetic toward things/people that they didn’t understand. I was a bit of an asshole as a teenager, heck maybe even in my early 20s, and I wish I could go back with the care I have now.

FreshLight, to memes in Perfect thanks

🧀

Gentoo1337, to memes in Perfect thanks
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Me messing around with the customer’s order in papa’s burgeria

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