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FartsWithAnAccent, to memes in Check mate
@FartsWithAnAccent@kbin.social avatar

That's because crack is whack: Everyone knows Jesus was an Ecstasy guy.

Detectorist, to memes in Crackhead advent calendar

Punching down ain’t it bro

simple, to memes in Mod abuser
@simple@lemmy.world avatar

Posts like this are so reassuring because it means mods are doing their jobs well :)

McDonaldIsHealthy,

eah she’s fat but so do I. I would wanna pay some Dolla to have sex before i die (very soon given my heart state) Hmu if you are interested pretty girl CHILD MOLESTER

Yeah she’s fat but so do I. I would wanna pay some Dolla to have sex before i die (very soon given my heart state) Hmu if you are interested pretty girl CHILD MOLESTER

Yeah she’s fat but so do I. I would wanna pay some Dolla to have sex before i die (very soon given my heart state) Hmu if you are interested pretty girl CHILD MOLESTER

Yeah she’s fat but so do I. I would wanna pay some Dolla to have sex before i die (very soon given my heart state) Hmu if you are interested pretty girl CHILD MOLESTER

McDonaldIsHealthy,

eah she’s fat but so do I. I would wanna pay some Dolla to have sex before i die (very soon given my heart state) Hmu if you are interested pretty girl CHILD MOLESTER

Yeah she’s fat but so do I. I would wanna pay some Dolla to have sex before i die (very soon given my heart state) Hmu if you are interested pretty girl CHILD MOLESTER

Yeah she’s fat but so do I. I would wanna pay some Dolla to have sex before i die (very soon given my heart state) Hmu if you are interested pretty girl CHILD MOLESTER

Yeah she’s fat but so do I. I would wanna pay some Dolla to have sex before i die (very soon given my heart state) Hmu if you are interested pretty girl CHILD MOLESTER

moistclump, to comicstrips in I AM MISTER SANTA

at present time

Heh.

dditty, to memes in Just Say Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
PlantJam, to comicstrips in "Wanna try one of our winter bevvies?"

I’ve never understood why people get so mad about pumpkin spice. It’s sugary cinnamon and some other stuff, what’s not to like?

TheOSINTguy, to memes in Great greta 🙂

Inspector element goes crazy.

KevinKostnier2,
Taleya, to memes in Great job

Awesome

NaoPb, to comicstrips in Phone no work

Yup. I too have these dreams.

Usually I’m about to call someone but I keep pressing the wrong buttons.

Or I’m driving a car and I keep driving off the road.

Akasazh,
@Akasazh@feddit.nl avatar

Dreams are what happens if your brain is able to hallucinate without any feed back from reality.

In reality your phone works because there is a living board and software keeping the interaction confined to it’s inner possibilities. Your brain doesn’t have ways to allow for this internal logic and therefore interactions with software never go well.

Notice that is only slightly better in simulating other people. Faces are never consistent, but generally people logic is easier to stimulate, so other people are more convincing.

AngryCommieKender, to comicstrips in Phone no work

13 Jan, 2024 I think…

sundray,

D’oh – every year I mess this up!

Gazumi, to memes in God bless the imperial system and bald eagles 🦅🦅🦅🦅 (oil too)

Hold tight! That trickle down money is on the next train!

ininewcrow, to memes in It happens
@ininewcrow@lemmy.ca avatar

Money bags here with clothes on and carpeting

HootinNHollerin, to comicstrips in "You're a cat."

Cats love being cats. They’ve reached top upgrade

seaQueue, to comicstrips in I AM MISTER SANTA
@seaQueue@lemmy.world avatar

They hired chatgpt to drive the santabot

doingthestuff, to comicstrips in Cats living together

This is also people living together, except we don’t have physical claws.

jaybone,

Who did the dishes?

Did you do the dishes?

AaAAAAAAAArghhhHH

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