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NaoPb, to lemmyshitpost in GOD DAMN LIBERALS!!11!!!!1😡

But what does Tom Hanks have to do with it?

FiniteLooper, to lemmyshitpost in GOD DAMN LIBERALS!!11!!!!1😡

Conservative Arts colleges only

GiveMemes, to lemmyshitpost in GOD DAMN LIBERALS!!11!!!!1😡

You guys have no idea. They literally renamed a road in my town to the “Joe Biden Expressway”

pewgar_seemsimandroid, to linuxmemes in You should

i wanna test what happens but im Scared to do it on a vm

Oha,

ill just crash your pc after a while

lemmesay,
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Franzia, to lemmyshitpost in GOD DAMN LIBERALS!!11!!!!1😡

So true bestie. Libs are so a- Is that a red hat? Is it red for communism or anarchy? … Its for fucking what now?

Oha,

I AM A FILTHY COMMUNIST!!! SHIT!!!

Franzia,

🤣

voracitude, to lemmyshitpost in GOD DAMN LIBERALS!!11!!!!1😡

No t,hanks

yamapikariya,
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Tom Hanks?

voracitude,

No, that’s T.hanks

yamapikariya,
@yamapikariya@lemmyfi.com avatar

Thanks

tubaruco,

tanks

nexas_XIII,

Il’l

yamapikariya, to lemmyshitpost in GOD DAMN LIBERALS!!11!!!!1😡
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This one got me. Didn’t even expect that to happen. expert shitposting.

redcalcium, to linuxmemes in You should

It was a death sentence back then, but now I bet those with a threadripper with huge RAM can tank it until it hit ulimit.

RustyNova, to linuxmemes in You should

Ah yes. Uni(x bomb)

uis, to linuxmemes in You should
@uis@lemmy.world avatar

This cat is just :3

Asudox,
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:3

HiddenLayer5, to linuxmemes in You should
@HiddenLayer5@lemmy.ml avatar

At some point the Linux kernel will be patched to detect and terminate forking attacks, and sadly all these memes will be dead.

Zoidberg,

Just set your ulimit to a reasonable number of processes per user and you’ll be fine.

Cethin,

I doubt it. It’s the halting problem. There are perfectly legitimate uses for similar things that you can’t detect if it’ll halt or not prior to running it. Maybe they’d patch it to avoid this specific string, but you’d just have to make something that looks like it could do something but never halts.

HiddenLayer5, (edited )
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They could always do what Android does and give you a prompt to force close an app that hangs for too long, or have a default subprocess limit and an optional whitelist of programs that can have as many subprocesses as they want.

barsoap, (edited )

The thing about fork bombs that it’s not particular process which takes up all the resources, they’re all doing nothing in a minimal amount of space. You could say “ok this group of processes is using a lot of resources” and kill it but then you’re probably going to take down the whole user session as the starting point is not trivial to establish. Though I guess you could just kill all shells connected to the fork morass, won’t fix the general case but it’s a start. OTOH I don’t think kernel devs are keen on special-case solutions.

sus, (edited )

You don’t really have to kill every process, limiting spawning of new usermode processes after a limit has been reached should be enough, combine that with a warning and always reserving enouh resources for the kernel and critically important processes to remain working and the user should have all the tools needed to find what is causing the issue and kill the responsible processes

While nobody really cares enough to fix these kinds of problems for your basic home computer, I think this problem is mostly solved for cloud/virtualization providers

NikkiDimes,

That’s why I run all my terminal commands through ChatGPT to verify they aren’t some sort of fork bomb. My system is unusably slow, but it’s AI protected, futuristic, and super practical.

xaxl,

Seems inefficient, one should just integrate ChatGPT into Bash to automatically check these things.

You said ‘ls’ but did you really mean ‘ls -la’? Imma go ahead and just give you the output from ‘cat /dev/urandom’ anyway.

WhiskyTangoFoxtrot,

I said “ls” but I really meant “sl”. I just wanted to watch that steam locomotive animation.

Gruntyfish, to linuxmemes in You should

I prefer spoon bombs, thanks.

stjobe, (edited ) to linuxmemes in You should

Heh, haven’t seen the bash forkbomb in close to two decades… Thanks for the trip down memory lane! :)

Bizarroland, (edited )
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You know how I know I've gotten better at using linux?

I saw the command and read it and figured out what it was although I've never been exposed to a fork bomb before in my life.

I was like okay, this is an empty function that calls itself and then pipes itself back into itself? What the hell is going on?

I will say that whoever invented this is definitely getting fucked by roko's basilisk, though. The minute they thought of this it was too late for them.

barsoap, (edited )

99.999% of that function’s effectiveness is that unix shell, being the ancient dinosaur it is, not just allows : as a function name but also uses the exact same declaration syntax for symbol and alphanumeric functions:


<span style="color:#323232;">foo(){ foo | foo&amp; }; foo
</span>

is way more obvious.

EDIT: Yeah I give up I’m not going to try to escape that &

jaybone, to linuxmemes in You should

It’s interesting that colon is a valid function name. Replace it with something else and it’s much more clear to understand what is going on here.

Crackhappy, to linuxmemes in You should
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Eh … fork you!

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