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Dasnap, to lemmyshitpost in play stupid games
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Tower of Bagel.

Astongt615, to lemmyshitpost in >>>>

I mean, isn’t boy pussy the same as getting some ass?

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  • ULS, (edited ) to memes in You're just a kid, how would you know what you want for the rest of your life?

    It goes up. Now I think people that get married before 40 are weird.

    On serious note… It’s any age. You can tell when a couple is just trying to reproduce an image of “family” because they were told it’s the next thing to do in life. Working in retail id often see families you could tell just went through the motions and that everyone was disconnected from one another. It’s sad.

    AI_toothbrush, to lemmyshitpost in it's difficult...

    Visualizing in the mirror the man i want to dominate.

    ReluctantMuskrat, to memes in You're just a kid, how would you know what you want for the rest of your life?

    I was just a kid… why would you think I’d know better?

    AeonFelis, to lemmyshitpost in You Are

    Does “third world war” mean “World War III” or a (proxy) war that will happen in third world countries but money-managers in the first world will have strong interest in?

    mynamesnotrick,

    First one then the other.

    taanegl,

    …both.

    Welcome to the THIRD - WORLD - WAAARS!

    holds for applause

    Countries from the west and the east have come together with each their funds to pit third world soldiers against each other in a battle for glorious supremacy. This years games is held in Mogadishu and is sponsored by Coca Cola.

    Each side gets about 15,000 soldiers and each of their countries will recieve a discount on their international debt. The outcome will decide how much dune feathers will cost per freight on the international markets the coming year.

    Who will be the winner? The Eastern dune manufacturers, or western bedding corporations.

    One thing is for certain, it won’t be the soldiers. Grab a hold of that machete and go hack off some of that debt, boys. Maybe a new predatory loan made between the elites of the west, east and Africa will pull Africans out of extreme poverty… but if not, they could of course try again - at the next annual THIRD - WORLD - WAAAARS!

    applause

    get_the_reference_,
    AeonFelis,

    Will soldiers have to wear the logos of companies that sponsor them?

    taanegl,

    Not only, but for extra sponsorship money, they have to tattoo their entire body and then sell their skin (after death of course, though not a deal breaker) so it can be sold at an online skin market.

    Collect the backs of an entire platoon and decorate your rumpus room today!

    hglman,

    Its title is actually “The Great War (2024)” bc nothing is original anymore.

    taanegl,

    Of course it’s a reboot.

    DrBob, to memes in You're just a kid, how would you know what you want for the rest of your life?
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    I’m in my mid-50s. The generation older than me - my aunts and uncles - generally were in school until grade 8 and were out of the house and working by 16. My mother had her older sister as her teacher.

    24 is not a child. You can vote drive, drive, drink, marry sign legal documents etc. And at least for women fertility begins to decline at 32. If you mean you will continue to grow as a person and develop new interests that hopefully never goes away. I went to grad school and was in academia for over a decade after my PhD. I have made two major shifts in my career since then. Old people still feel like they are in their twenties or early thirties mentally, we joke about it all the time. So congratulations, this is it.

    dmonzel, (edited )
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    at least for women fertility begins to decline at 32.

    That’s a little bit of a yikes there, buddy.

    Edit: and additional “yikes” for all of the people that don’t see the problem with assigning a value to women based on how fertile they may or may not be.

    Edit 2: tHe QuAnTiTy Of EgGs! Because women only exist to get pregnant.

    CommanderCloon,

    You are the only one talking about tying women’s worth to anything

    gibmiser,

    Why is that a yikes? More birth defects, complications, start running low on eggs. All of that is just facts…

    anonymous69,

    So biological facts are now cringe?

    anewbeginning,

    How can a fact be yikes? It’s only relevant if women want children, but if they do then the earlier the safer it is.

    omgitsaheadcrab,

    In fairness, when we had our first at 34 she was a year off being medically labelled a “geriatric mother”

    TheSanSabaSongbird,

    I believe you are the one who is confused and making unwarranted assumptions here.

    DrBob,
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    The question was about marriage. There are two reasons that I see people get married. For young people it’s about starting a family. However you and I feel about it personally, legal structures that are in place just make it easier when you’re married. The other reason is for older people. Pensions and estate planning is easier for married couples. Again, I have opinions about it but it remains a plain fact.

    naught, (edited )

    I got married to share healthcare and other tax advantages and do not plan to have children. I’m under 30 ¯_(ツ)_/¯

    DrBob,
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    I envy you. My partner and I are DINKs. There has never been a tax break aimed at our demographic. lol.

    JJROKCZ,

    They said nothing about the value of a woman being tied to fertility, that came out of mind…

    As for the decline in fertility statement, that has been scientifically proven for decades and assumed for centuries. Women are born with a set amount of eggs, they typically go through at least one per ovulation cycle, they start reaching the end in their 30s and risks of birth defects start increasing in their 30s

    NocturnalMorning,

    Yeah, whatever “Dr Bob”, do you think you’re some kind of doctor or something? Show off…

    DrBob,
    @DrBob@lemmy.ca avatar

    Yeah. There was a point when I was thinking I’d keep this account professional and share it with my students. Unlike my other social media accounts. lol

    NocturnalMorning,

    Don’t do that. Lol. My partner is a professor herself. You don’t want to share this stuff with your students. Professional social media is overrated

    DrBob,
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    I didn’t in the end. It was mostly because I don’t want undocumented interactions. I have a hard enough time getting them to use office hours.

    TenderfootGungi,

    So, you agree with OP? There is not an argument against it here.

    0xb, to lemmyshitpost in it's difficult...
    @0xb@lemmy.world avatar

    Yeah I’ve also been having issues with fedora and been thinking of switching to Arch… Looking forward to it

    AlolanYoda, to memes in You're just a kid, how would you know what you want for the rest of your life?

    I also think that when I see people of that age married or with kids. But I think it’s just because of our different life experiences.

    I opted to enroll in a PhD right after graduating and so, at 30, I still feel like my life isn’t at a point when I can start thinking about kids or marriage. But I know a lot of people enter relatively stable jobs as soon as they graduate university (or high school, although in my circles everyone went to university - it’s not as expensive as in the US here). I can understand people in that position starting to think about family earlier than me.

    blorg, to lemmyshitpost in Just to be preemptive: I know you hate me for this.

    Hate to be that guy, but HD resolutions are only up to 1920x1080 pixels. Yoda viewing himself in 4k would instead be a UHD resolution. Still a solid joke though.

    ozymandias117,

    To take it to another level - that’s why he’s saying “HDMI” - it’s a question

    If he was right, he’d have said “HD, I am”

    lauha,

    Yes, literally ultra HD

    FlyingSquid,
    @FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

    What did the 1080p TV say to the 4K TV?:

    “UHD?”

    UsernameIsTooLon,

    I wonder where naming schemes are going from here. We got HD, FHD, UHD, and now 8k is FUHD (Full Ultra HD). Are we gonna get Super HD? Super HD that is beyond Super HD? Super HD God?

    Sibbo,

    Full Ultra HD? Really? That sounds like a joke. I mean they really didn’t spend any effort on this name, did they?

    UsernameIsTooLon,

    Have you seen USBs?

    AnUnusualRelic,
    @AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world avatar

    Usb and display resolutions are in a contest for the shittiest, most confusing, naming convention. So far the displays are slightly ahead. We’ll see if it lasts.

    Vinny_93,

    Wait till you hear about QHD, WQHD, WUXGA… I think VESA has got it covered though.

    narc0tic_bird,

    I was under the impression it’s called 8K UHD, not FUHD.

    superbirra,

    many choose not to be that guy, next time join us and be ackshually-free :P

    tslnox, to lemmyshitpost in Learn something new every day

    I lost the game.

    Duranie, to lemmyshitpost in play stupid games

    A friend used to say he was hung like a can of tuna.

    You can still stack donuts on a can of tuna.

    paddirn, to lemmyshitpost in You Are

    So which stocks should I buy during a war? Do weapons manufacturers or the manufacturing sector in general go up?

    XTornado, (edited )

    I recommend chicken stock, though, a vegetable one would be nice too and probably cheaper.

    RIP_Cheems,
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    I would probably invest in general electric during a war.

    RIP_Cheems, to lemmyshitpost in Learn something new every day
    @RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world avatar

    What is the game?

    UndercoverUlrikHD,
    @UndercoverUlrikHD@programming.dev avatar

    A game where the goal is to not think about the game. Which means reading “you/I lost the game” makes you think about the game, therefore losing.

    RIP_Cheems,
    @RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world avatar

    So, you just lost?

    UndercoverUlrikHD,
    @UndercoverUlrikHD@programming.dev avatar

    *we

    RIP_Cheems,
    @RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world avatar

    I’m not playing the game

    UndercoverUlrikHD,
    @UndercoverUlrikHD@programming.dev avatar

    Everyone are playing the game, people who don’t know about it are just better at it than everyone else. That’s the whole point of it.

    RIP_Cheems,
    @RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world avatar

    Then when did the game start?

    UndercoverUlrikHD,
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