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Okokimup, to maliciouscompliance in Checkmate, landlord!
@Okokimup@lemmy.world avatar

Now I want to post bird pictures all over town. It would delight me to see them.

VikingHippie,

I can’t speak for the residents of your town, but I too would be delighted to see bird pictures everywhere 😁

A_A, to maliciouscompliance in Checkmate, landlord!
@A_A@lemmy.world avatar

it took me so much time searching how these birds would make construction work before finally catching on the double meaning of Flyers !

VikingHippie, (edited )

Not many people know it, but penguins are excellent brick layers and if they were smart enough, ostriches and emus would make excellent guard birds! Also, kiwis are just adorably awkward, so they’re there to keep the morale up 😉

Everythingispenguins, to maliciouscompliance in Checkmate, landlord!

They missed a golden opportunity to use the word handbill and avoid all the confusion

VikingHippie,

Not to be confused with Handsy Bill who’s serving 7 months at the local penitentiary.

spittingimage, to comicstrips in I mean, it stands to reason!
@spittingimage@lemmy.world avatar

Sometimes I think it must be nice to be stupid.

VikingHippie,

So do I. Must be nice to be able to just sling out whatever preposterous thing comes to mind and just leave it at that 🤷

drislands, to comicstrips in I mean, it stands to reason!

Scenes from a Multiverse! Damn, that takes me back.

VikingHippie,

I was actually introduced to it only a few weeks ago, via a Questionable Content newspost as I was re-reading it from the start 😁

But yeah, gotta love it! ❤️

massive_bereavement, to comicstrips in I mean, it stands to reason!
@massive_bereavement@kbin.social avatar

Sky friend magazine sounds like a poor translation of an inflight magazine. Then again, it might be.

FaceDeer, to comicstrips in I mean, it stands to reason!
@FaceDeer@kbin.social avatar

The most annoying part is that the guy who doesn't believe in the spikes is the one who's closest to being able to pull himself off of it, if he were to try. His spike doesn't protrude beyond his chest as far as the others.

Also how are they speaking when their lung cavities have been completely filled with spike.

Decoy321,

You dare to assume to understand the biology of the lavanebulites from the Lavaplanes of Eternal Torment?!?

MBM,

Also how are they speaking when their lung cavities have been completely filled with spike.

God works in mysterious ways

Mesophar,

Invisible sky friend works in mysterious ways

SmoothIsFast,

The spike isn’t real

SamsonSeinfelder, to comicstrips in I mean, it stands to reason!

I got tired just thinking about a response to people like that.

VikingHippie,

Yeah, if I had a dollar for every minute I’ve spent doing that, I could buy the Eiffel Tower and put in a fair bid for the Taj Mahal

tetris11,
@tetris11@lemmy.ml avatar

I’ll give you fifty for the Eiffel Tower.

VikingHippie,

At that price, you’re gonna have to haul it yourself.

joelfromaus,
@joelfromaus@aussie.zone avatar

Do the legs unscrew? I have 6x4 trailer, will it fit in that? It doesn’t look that big on the television.

VikingHippie,

Do the legs unscrew?

Dunno, worth a try? 🤷

I have 6x4 trailer, will it fit in that?

Yes, it’s smaller than 6 by 4 nautical miles. Should fit comfortably within those dimensions.

It doesn’t look that big on the television.

Depends on both the size of your TV and your distance from the TV. I’ve personally found that it looks enormous when having my face pressed directly to the glass of a 36 inch tv, but that was a while ago and your mileage may vary 🤷

GrammatonCleric, to memes in Stock photo stocks are up
@GrammatonCleric@lemmy.world avatar

As if you had to actively seek out stock photos, they push them into every other image search 😅

VikingHippie,

Not the stock photo MEMES though, that’s the good stuff 😉

GrammatonCleric,
@GrammatonCleric@lemmy.world avatar

Any pic can be a meme with the proper top/bottom text 😉

VikingHippie,

True.

retrolasered, to memes in Stock photo stocks are up
@retrolasered@lemmy.zip avatar

Whats her left hand doing?

LemmyFeed,

She doesn’t have a left arm at all.

VikingHippie,

Her taxes. She’s VERY good at multitasking!

morrowind,
@morrowind@lemmy.ml avatar

On the ground for balance

UnfortunateShort, to memes in Stock photo stocks are up

Why the hell would you even have this photo. 100% just the photographer trying how far they can go before the model says something lol

VikingHippie,

Idunno, might have been her own suggestion. She looks like she might be very high 😄

As for why i personally have this photo, i searched “stock photo” on duckduckgo and this was the 4th or 5th result 😆

RootBeerGuy,
@RootBeerGuy@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

You were not wrong!

1000010980

VikingHippie,

There’s a whole mess of crazy going on in those results 🤣

LemmyFeed,

3rd row is probably my favorite, especially the last one

MajorMajormajormajor,

3rd row tells a tragic story.

DARbarian, to memes in Stock photo stocks are up
@DARbarian@artemis.camp avatar

In what situation would you need this stock photo!?

HonoraryMancunian,

For this exact meme right here

VikingHippie,

I think it’s supposed to be symbolic of her scouting out opportunities while keeping in touch with her customer base or some such bullshit 😄

interolivary,
@interolivary@beehaw.org avatar

Yeah I could see this being used in the slide deck for some corporate mission or vision statement bullshit that’s completely detached from reality

sexy_peach, to memes in Stock photo stocks are up

Stock photo memes are best

XbSuper, to newcommunities in Name That Song - A community for getting help identifying music

I feel like shazam and similar apps make this rather pointless. Hell my pixel is always listening and identifies every song that plays around me, so I can easily go back through the list to find the song.

SamuraiBeandog, to newcommunities in Name That Song - A community for getting help identifying music
@SamuraiBeandog@lemmy.world avatar

How is this supposed to work? How do you describe a song in text well enough for someone else to recognise it?!

Kolanaki,
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

What’s that song that goes

Do do do do doo doo doo do do doodoo?

HerbalGamer, (edited )

No limit - 2Unlimited

QuantumSparkles,

Freebird

meldrik,

Parts of the lyrics? A snippet of the song from some video? One of the band members name? There’s lots of ways.

Emotional_Series7814,

The way it worked on Reddit was that people would post a link to a small audio clip of them singing the song (usually on vocaroo.com) or playing what they remembered of it on an instrument. You could also talk about what happened in the music video, what kind of voices were singing, etc.

If I tell you I can’t remember the name of a tune commonly played at Christmas that has a couple recordings with singing and some just as an instrumental, and on the instrumental there’s a horse whinny and whip crack? You probably know I’m talking about Sleigh Ride.

XbSuper,

I was gonna say jingle bells, so no.

Emotional_Series7814,

I’ve personally never heard a rendition of Jingle Bells with a horse whinny and whip crack. Which one is this?

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