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Mango, to science_memes in Magic π

At work we have a scale sensitive to the 1/10,000 of a gram. 4 decimal digits. It’s so sensitive it needs to be encased in a box so tiny connection currents don’t make it go frantic! Even in the box the number changes a lot. 15 0s is nutty.

threelonmusketeers,

connection currents

Convection currents?

Mango,

Yes. Heckin Gboard.

Donjuanme,

Mine can tell if I’m sitting next to it’s desk or not. I’ve come to the conclusion it’s the deformation of the ground the desk is sitting on.

It’s really a silly amount of precision for what I use it for. But It’s so fun to lock g on .0000, even if only for a few seconds. Anyone who has a target of a specific amount of 0s can do it themselves. After the first 2 shits pretty random.

datelmd5sum,

And a hit of acid would show something between 0.0000 and 0.0002 on the scale.

Mango,

Not when I’m the detector!

chicken, to science_memes in If I was smarter, I'd have gotten the bag.

I do not regret not going to grad school

voight, to science_memes in If I was smarter, I'd have gotten the bag.
@voight@hexbear.net avatar

Oh wait shjt j meant to reply to the meme abour pi digits that doesn’t make any sense

PatFussy, to science_memes in Biochem

This meme didn’t show the revolving lab door, the giant corporate foot over the biochems head and the minimum wage employee who makes more money than them.

bdonvr, to science_memes in If I was smarter, I'd have gotten the bag.

And a lot of debt, usually. Don’t forget that one.

PatFussy,

If you have to pay to get a PhD then you were fleeced and probably deserve to lose that money

bdonvr, (edited )

According to the NCES, in 2015-16 the average PhD graduate had about $100k student debt

nces.ed.gov/programs/coe/pdf/coe_tub.pdf

RootBeerGuy,
@RootBeerGuy@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

Maybe you should look outside of the US.

bdonvr,

Ya got me there.

baseless_discourse, (edited )

I think most of these are from undergrad and master. AFAIK most PhD are fully funded. Not enough to pay any debt, but usually enough to not starve.

emergencyfood,

pls no bully yanks

yanks are fren not food

nifty, (edited )
@nifty@lemmy.world avatar

I don’t know, there are lots of PhD programs in the U.S. where you’re a research assistant, which basically means your tuition is free and you’re paid a stipend for the research. In my experience, I’ve only met US PhD students who were fully funded.

emergencyfood,

From what I’ve heard, PhD positions in the US are funded in STEM fields, but not in the arts and social sciences. But I could be wrong.

nifty,
@nifty@lemmy.world avatar

Apologies for the Reddit link, but this explains a lot of what I would have said: reddit.com/…/why_is_there_a_commonly_repeated_ide…

emergencyfood,

Ah, that’s interesting. So I guess the idea that arts PhDs don’t get funding in the US is (mostly) a myth?

nifty,
@nifty@lemmy.world avatar

I think people think that having to TA means they’re not being funded or something like that. If you’re getting into a program that doesn’t fully fund you, then that program doesn’t want you or it’s not a good research program. All reputable PhD programs fully fund across disciplines.

NightAuthor,

Yeah, I got paid to do gradschool. Not much cuz I didn’t shop around and just stayed where I did undergrad, but yeah, once you’re doing research, they should be paying you.

girl, to science_memes in Biochem

me when i fail the assay i almost singlehandedly designed

it me

today

nxdefiant,

F

xkforce, (edited ) to science_memes in Biochem

Then you find out that the lack of an ingredient results in the microbes producing the product lol.

Certain algae for example, need to be “starved” in a way that results in them switching from conventional photosynthesis that produces glucose to photosynthesis that functions to generate Hydrogen and Oxygen alone. The Oxygen is used for respiration and the Hydrogen is essentially dumped as a waste product. They can only sustain this for relatively short periods before their stockpile of carbohydrates is sufficiently depleted. Which means these bioreactors need to be cycled through a fattening phase where the algae stockpile fuel and a starvation phase where they exhaust that stockpile while producing Hydrogen.

embed_me,
@embed_me@programming.dev avatar

Stop algae cruelty

fossilesque,
@fossilesque@mander.xyz avatar

Phycologists on revolt.

DragonTypeWyvern,

Fuck them eukaryotes

xkforce,

Well the alternative is us setting the solid, liquid and gas remains of their ancient ancestors on fire which slowly makes the planet uninhabitable.

SubArcticTundra,
@SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml avatar

Wow, could you point me to any resources where I could learn more? I’m doing undergrad biochem…

xkforce, (edited )

Nitrogen starvation increases Hydrogen yield: pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/402109/

Sulfur starvation doing the same as well as a strain that doesnt need to be starved: www.sciencedirect.com/…/S0360319920341550

SubArcticTundra,
@SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml avatar

How did you come across these?

xkforce,

Ive been trying to keep tabs on the literature in biochemistry, chemistry and other fields for decades. I inevitably come accross things like this from time to time. These particular articles I just googled because I dont have the bookmark for the original paper discussing Hydrogen production back in 2000.

outer_spec, to science_memes in All is fair in love and war. (See body for part 2)
@outer_spec@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

People in the comments are complaining about how some of the words in this post are misspelled… buddy I have bad news for you about the website where it came from

Adkml, to science_memes in Magic π

“Only” using 15 digits is still pretty insane

blind3rdeye,

You get that level of precision in a standard “double” floating point number. So that’s basically the normal level of precision you get without trying.

outer_spec, to science_memes in anti meme
@outer_spec@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

I mean, people did steal the fancy bricks that were on the outside of the pyramids, so it’s not a stretch to imagine they’d want to steal the rest

UnapologeticAnarchist, to science_memes in Magic π

I did not know that and that’s crazy awesome!

DarkMessiah, to science_memes in Biochem

So, is it literally just repeatedly creating the necessary conditions and hoping the stuff will react the right way? Or is it a strict process that needs to be done just so or it’ll ruin the whole thing? Or both?

Lemminary, (edited )

Yeah, kind of a little bit of both. Assuming that this is about bacterial transformation, it kind of goes like this in the lab. It’s from 2012 so there are probably easier techniques with fewer steps.

And these (11:00-16:00) are the basics about bacterial transformation.

Thrashy, (edited )
@Thrashy@lemmy.world avatar

Biochem is incredibly sensitive to seemingly minor changes in conditions or procedure. A former coworker of mine had to change careers after the procedure she had to follow to run the assays for her master’s thesis gave her severe RSI. She couldn’t alter the procedure for ergonomics, though, because even something like changing the angle that she held the pipettor at could throw off the results.

In biopharma work, it’s not at all uncommon when trying to manufacture a biologic to find a process that works reliably in the lab but doesn’t give the same results when scaled up to production-size bioreactors, such that there’s often a whole stage of R&D devoted to taking a procedure from the lab and reproducing it on successively larger pieces of equipment, while working out all the tweaks and adjustments needed to make things work and optimize production.

SubArcticTundra,
@SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml avatar

Fascinating. Do you know any good resources where I can learn more details like this? I’m doing undergrad biochem rn…

Thrashy,
@Thrashy@lemmy.world avatar

Alas, my knowledge on the topic is limited – I work as a lab planner, and what I wrote above is most of what I’ve gleaned over the years of designing process development and scale-up labs. Past a point I just ooh and aah appreciatively at the big robotized bioreactor arrays my clients are putting in. Hopefully someone with a deeper background can point you in the right direction!

AllonzeeLV, (edited ) to science_memes in Biochem
idunnololz,
@idunnololz@lemmy.world avatar

It’s even better with software because you can tell the computer exactly how to do the wrong thing.

SubArcticTundra,
@SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml avatar

And then blame the computer.

protist, to science_memes in Magic π

Even cooler, at 75 digits you can calculate the circumference of your mom

Potato_in_my_anus, to science_memes in Magic π

Why stop at 1 billion?.. Let’s go for a trillion, just because we can.

callyral,
@callyral@pawb.social avatar

we do what we must because we can

JusticeForPorygon,
@JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.world avatar

For the good of all of us, except the ones who are dead

qwertychomp,

But there’s no sense crying over every mistake

andrew_bidlaw,
@andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works avatar

Idk how much the original gif weighted, but a gif that’s thousand more than that would be an absolute pain to load.

shalafi,
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