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SportingChap, to memes in I order takeaway to hide my shame.

I see Rich; I upvote.

100_percent_a_bot,

That is clearly Mr. Plinkett

SportingChap,

I’m such a hack fraud.

pleb_maximus,

Of course, international superstar Rich Evans has that effect on people. None can stop themselves when seeing him.

finthechat,
@finthechat@kbin.social avatar

It's Dick, the birthday boy

LastYearsPumpkin,

You seem to have added a comma, that changes the whole meaning.

sarcasticsunrise,

I’m the same, cause well… it’s about family

ZMonster,
@ZMonster@lemmy.world avatar

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIDS!

CH3DD4R_G0BL1N,
@CH3DD4R_G0BL1N@sh.itjust.works avatar

Is upvoting because Rich replacing upvoting because good meme?

lwuy9v5, to science_memes in WHITE WHALE HOLY GRAIL

Gojira really was ahead of it’s time yewtu.be/watch?v=Qqg8bsDayak

benni, to science_memes in WHITE WHALE HOLY GRAIL

NOW I CAN SEE THE WALES LOOMING OUT OF THE DARK

kaffiene,

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLEEESSS!!!

Gutek8134,
@Gutek8134@lemmy.world avatar

Like arrows in the sky

I can’t believe my eyes, but it’s true

thegiddystitcher, to science_memes in The 'ol 1 2
@thegiddystitcher@lemm.ee avatar

I’ve never stopped believing in you, Pluto ❤️

kaffiene, to science_memes in WHITE WHALE HOLY GRAIL

Kudos for the post title. Well played =)

homesweethomeMrL, to science_memes in WHITE WHALE HOLY GRAIL

Yeah when I think about how to calm wild animals down, blasting metal is my go-to.

FFS.

BleatingZombie,

… I have a cat that falls asleep with loud metal music

circasurvivor, (edited )

Because of, or in spite of the music?

cordlesslamp,

Cats are just a whole other being of existence. My cat fell asleep next to the wooden cabinet that I’m hammering down at full force, but got scared shitless and zooming to hide when I dropped a spoon.

HiddenLayer5,
@HiddenLayer5@lemmy.ml avatar

Cats aren’t normal animals.

cordlesslamp,

Cats aren’t normal animals, whatever the hell they’re.

funnystuff97, to science_memes in Teeth.
stankmut, to science_memes in The 'ol 1 2

You heard about Pluto?

slumlordthanatos, to science_memes in WHITE WHALE HOLY GRAIL

SPLIT YOUR LUNGS WITH BLOOD AND THUNDER

mhswtf,

WHEN YOUR SEE THE WHITE WHALE

neoproterozoic,

BREAK YOUR BACKS AND CRACK YOUR OARS MEN

ObsceneGondolier,

IF YOU WISH TO PREVAIL

onlinepersona, to science_memes in Teeth.

Teeth?

pigup, to science_memes in The 'ol 1 2

Tholins

Laticauda, to science_memes in WHITE WHALE HOLY GRAIL

Have they considered befriending the whales, or at least bribing them?

Shazbot,

Was thinking something similar. What if the whales just don’t like the sailors’ taste in heavy metal? Have we tried passing the aux to the whales? This could be a valuable learning experience.

Haggunenons,
@Haggunenons@lemmy.world avatar

Killer Whales and humans have a long history of friendship and cooperative hunting. The orcas would lead people to large balleen whales, and the humans would spear them, taking most of the meat, but leaving the lips and tongue as payment to the Orcas.

anarchy79,
@anarchy79@lemmy.world avatar

This was before we turned their habitat into a toxic sludge superfreeway and exterminated their food supply.

AVincentInSpace, to science_memes in The 'ol 1 2

it always kinda bugs me that people lose their minds over Pluto but can’t name even one of the other four dwarf planets in our solar system

Kolanaki,
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

Is Phobos one? They call that a moon and it’s nothing more than a pebble.

SupraMario,

That’s no moon…

DroneRights,

Ceres, Eris, Makemake, and I don’t remember. But I don’t think Pluto is a planet

Zerush, to science_memes in WHITE WHALE HOLY GRAIL
@Zerush@lemmy.ml avatar

I see an expert in YT saying that you can calm a Cougar with “pspspspsps”.

HiddenLayer5, to science_memes in WHITE WHALE HOLY GRAIL
@HiddenLayer5@lemmy.ml avatar

Honestly we deserve it. Orcas are considered sapient and on par with human intelligence by many experts, and one could argue we’re colonizing them.

photonic_sorcerer, (edited )
@photonic_sorcerer@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Its not colonization if you can’t change their hearts and minds. Shit, we can’t even communicate. This is more like war.

anarchy79,
@anarchy79@lemmy.world avatar

Colonization requires zero convincing of hearts and minds, where did you get that from?

photonic_sorcerer, (edited )
@photonic_sorcerer@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Well, usually when you colonize, you destroy the native tongue and culture, to better assimilate them into your own. Spread the word of the good lord and all that. But I guess you can colonize mars, so I guess it’s not a requirement. My mistake. I wouldn’t say we’re colonizing orcas, though.

bouh,

Like genocide.

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