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Toes, to science_memes in This is too real

Na it’s a giant bottle of medical grade ethanol way cheaper and you can flavour it however you like.

Donjuanme,

My pure ethanol recently went up 5x to over 200/gallon.

Sanyanov,

In my area ethanol got literally inaccessible.

Don’t know what the hell is going on, but we survive off reserves, and save as much as we can.

janus2,
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“oops i got formaldehyde poisoning better administer some treatment!”

Donjuanme, to science_memes in This is too real

It’s not a mess, it’s a “working lab”… That I haven’t cleaned since the big boss was last here 3 months ago. Shit he’s coming next week…

open_world, to science_memes in Fake it til you make it.
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To hide the fact that you’re an invisible person with a pie chart head

Sanctus, to science_memes in This is too real
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This is just what it looks like when smart people are cooking up smart shit.

LEONHART, to science_memes in Fake it til you make it.

Okabe Rintarou has entered the chat.

caseyweederman,

Additional segment: “because you’re a huge annoying nerd who takes forever to develop an actual personality”
Ugh I hated having to push through his douchebag phase, even after that he was merely tolerable.

chillbo_baggins, to science_memes in Comrade

https://hexbear.net/pictrs/image/06e233e5-8f41-49b1-9de6-5e67b2fa2efc.jpeg

Bojimbo, to science_memes in Fake it til you make it.

Too cold in the lab every time

angrystego,

Do you have no freezers in your lab? Can recommend. Those buggers make every lab a sauna.

DudeBro, to science_memes in This is too real

Can confirm 1 and 6

EatYouWell, to science_memes in This is too real

This is my office and I don’t appreciate it.

fury, to lemmyshitpost in ProtoTwitter

I’m dying to know which letter it is.

agamemnonymous,
@agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works avatar

G

Agent641,

Because it looks a bit like a flexed bicep.

agamemnonymous,
@agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works avatar

Mhmm, among my reasons

breakfastburrito, to science_memes in Fake it til you make it.

Missing is “have to use that one chemical you’re actually scared of”. For me it’s trizol

rockerface,

I googled that chemical and what the fuck

flicker,

Your comment made me look it up and now I also what the fuck

AtmaJnana,

That’s what the minimum wage lab tech is for. And they’re probably gonna be high while handling that trizol.

source: was lab tech in college.

Ragdoll_X, to science_memes in This is too real
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That’s just XQC’s desk

sbv, to science_memes in Fake it til you make it.

Am computer scientist. How to lab coat?

janus2, (edited ) to science_memes in This is too real
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not pictured:

  • a fume hood with a definitely safe amount of items in it that is absolutely not interfering with air flow
  • the drawer full of stuff from a grad student who defended in the 90’s
  • things in regular use labeled “DO NOT USE"
  • magic amulets and talismans placed on top of machines
  • a totally sane amount of centrifuge balance tubes
  • binders that exist solely to occasionally fall off the shelf all at once
  • "don’t touch them they’re my emotional support expired reagents”
  • "don’t touch them we’ll use these empty pipette tip boxes for something probably maybe"
  • the full sharps container that can’t be disposed of because There’s Something In There That Shouldn’t Be™
  • the haz waste that can’t be disposed of because it’s Too Expensive™
  • a lab safety officer who hasn’t experienced a positive emotion since 2007
Bishma, to science_memes in This is too real
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The alcohol may not be for science, but it sure helps with writing grant applications.

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