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unexposedhazard, (edited ) to science_memes in bro pls

Budget: Military Complex > CERN

Long term value to citizens: CERN > Miltary Complex

All historical CERN expenses combined are a tiny fraction of the yearly expenses of the combined EU miltary

Zehzin,
@Zehzin@lemmy.world avatar

But particles don’t make my dick feel big

ReadyUser31,

That’s because you’re using them wrong!

morrowind,
@morrowind@lemmy.ml avatar

Seems like you’re just not using them creatively enough

Raxiel,

Hold a particle in your hand first, then your dick. The relative difference will make your dick seem at least ten times bigger!

forrgott,

OMG. This might be my favorite burn ever!!

fossilesque,
@fossilesque@mander.xyz avatar

Even quarks aren’t that small.

tacofox,
Zehzin, (edited )
@Zehzin@lemmy.world avatar

They call me quark cause I’m always down to top and up to bottom and I’m charmingly strange. Also I’m very very small

Gabu,

Do you also mysteriously disappear whenever there’s anyone interested in what you’re doing?

AngryCommieKender,

I’m just amazed that funding $22 billion is even an issue when the project is being backed by the EU, and partially the US, since we never built ours…

That’s a rounding error for both entities

fossilesque, (edited )
@fossilesque@mander.xyz avatar

US Congress: Audit NASA > Audit the Pentagon

EU: Audit CERN > Audit Luxemborg/Malta/UK

RizzRustbolt, to science_memes in *screams exestentially*

A little bit in chemistry, too. But usually in the “oh, that’s bad. Let’s not do that” category.

mcqtom, to science_memes in *screams exestentially*

Nothing squashes wonder quite like asking about the nature of the universe and someone answering “a flying old man did it”.

pinkdrunkenelephants, to science_memes in *screams exestentially*

Science is a candle in the dark, it just exposes all of the cool shit to explore in the room that were hidden in the black.

MonkeMischief, to science_memes in *screams exestentially*

I feel like this comic exists as a bit of catharsis for the scientific folks, but I gotta say I appreciated the perspective as someone who’s struggled with this, philosophically.

I feel like “pop science” in particular just tries to say “Believe our experts. We figured out the right answer. What people thought for centuries was vast and full of wonder is in fact a gray room, and opinions to the contrary are uneducated and misinformed. Your artistic renderings and sci-fi is wrong.”

That smugness can be seen as trying to eliminate wonder and solve the joy out of things to flaunt one’s own intelligence…which seems to be rewarded heavily by our culture.

For those of us who didn’t get the opportunity for university, I wish the wonderous parts of science were more exposed.

Sadly it’s really hard to find that stuff among mountains of clickbait telling you they used the super collider to build a DOOM-esque wormhole to Hell. Lmao

Decoy321, to science_memes in Behold the glorious GAR!

That is an awfully cute photo of a fish with way too many teeth.

runner_g, to science_memes in bondbros

The sweat dripping from their hands proves the condensation reaction was successful.

Evilsandwichman, to science_memes in abandonware empires

God, back when I was a kid my father used to be against me playing video games so I’d have to find some free way to game and I just lived on abandonware games. I downloaded games that were either kind of old and came out around the mid-90’s or even earlier, or had just been abandoned; that and a ton of gaming on emulators.

So many fun old games, sooooo many fun old games. Also lots and lots of ASCII rpg games, lots and lots of ASCII rpg games.

fossilesque, (edited )
@fossilesque@mander.xyz avatar
Evilsandwichman,

Hey, thanks for the links! These got my childhood in them!

Knusper, to science_memes in Pretty interesting, huh?

We are currently in the 6th mass extinction event in the history of the planet Earth. 🙂

doctorcrimson, (edited ) to science_memes in abandonware empires

My bank started using Quickbooks file format if I want to download a transaction history in a specific date range, what a fucking nightmare. It’s not abandoned yet but nothing except the QuickBooks proprietary software seems to open them so far, only a matter of time. Honestly at this point I might prefer the nightmarish CSV filetype.

Honytawk,

CSV isn’t nightmarish, it is just a table structure in text form. You can open it with any text editor.

frezik, (edited )

The problem is that it’s not really a standard. It’s reinvented ad-hoc by whomever programs it today.

Should there be any whitespace after the comma? Do you want to use pipes or some other character instead of commas (ASCII 0x1E is sitting over there for exactly this purpose, but it’s been ignored for decades)? How do you handle escaping your separator char inside the dataset? Are you [CR] or [LF} or [CR] [LF]? None of these questions have a set answer. Even JSON has more specification than this.

Lifter,

Csv are easy to open in any spreadsheet software. You can even copy/paste it straight into some of them, e.g. LibreOffice Calc

doctorcrimson, (edited )

OH BOY I LOVE OPENING A DATA DOCUMENT AND SPENDING THE NEXT HALF HOUR FORMATTING IT MYSELF, TYSM

Stretch2m,

Beware opening CSV in Excel. You will lose all your leading zeroes, among other “helpful” edits. Sometimes the leading zeroes are there for a reason!

hangonasecond,

Newest update to excel asks before applying default formatting and type conversion just as an FYI.

Gorillatactics, to science_memes in bro pls

So dollar for dollar, are all those colliders worth their value over say extra tenure position for scientists?

crackajack,

Perhaps, but we’d benefit more as a collective knowing the secrets of the cosmos.

fossilesque,
@fossilesque@mander.xyz avatar

The colliders wouldn’t exist without people in the tenured position. Tenure is protection from capital interests. It’s not just a culture war thing.

Gorillatactics,

I’m asking if the capital interest skew public research towards mega projects.

fossilesque,
@fossilesque@mander.xyz avatar

Yea, that is a problem just by the fact that it creates more pots of funding.

krimsonbun, to science_memes in JAPANESE KNOTWEED

The species aren’t invasive the people that took them from their natural habitat and then abandoned them are.

lemillionsocks, to science_memes in You have no power here!!
@lemillionsocks@beehaw.org avatar

I love how theyre so buoyant they kinda wobble around the oceans. So many way more effective and mobile species get unlucky while these little guys just putter around.

lol3droflxp, to science_memes in One thing I've learned after 21 years - you never know what is gonna come through that door.
@lol3droflxp@kbin.social avatar

I feel attacked

Lurkerino, to science_memes in Go on, cry, sadboy.

I think the fucked up part is not the not having meaning, its the, if there is no meaning why the fuck do we still have a society based on perpetual human suffering for profit. Lets make something better.

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