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CareHare, to science_memes in fucking fool

Same problem in the abstract art business. Too many artists publish only a summary of their painting or song, instead of the whole deal.

ruffsl, to science_memes in Who needs GitHub when you can just email the author?
@ruffsl@programming.dev avatar

Pain… This too painful to be posted as just a meme…

xusontha, to science_memes in I do it all for the stickies.

Guys, I got a secret if you promise not to tell anyone

You can just buy the stickers online and then tell people you got a PhD

I do it I have 4 PhDs

Kolanaki, to science_memes in me irl
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

clinking a bunch of sample vials together while they are attached to my fingers

“SCIENTISTS… COME OUT TO PLAY-AY!”

ornery_chemist, to science_memes in scicomm irl

Nah, they right tho, my discoveries are totally useless even with context.

popemichael, to science_memes in 6/10
@popemichael@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

If talking with a woman and she asks you to rate her:

“Hmm, let’s see 9.5… nope, wait, hold on,…”

Fix a hair on her head or move your head around like you’re looking at the Mona Lisa

“Nope, 10 out of ten. Absolute perfection.”

Then smile, and look her in the eyes (or forehead if you’re shy)

The touch will help increase intimacy level, but if you lean in and she leans back, then you don’t have permission to touch her then do the head bobs like you’re examining a really nice piece of art.

Bonus points: Make sure you look her up and down with your eyes as she’s unconsciously seeing that you’re looking at her whole picture.

At least that my default on how I handle questions like that.

PR_freak,

Instructions unclear I stuck a finger in her eye and she punched me

slurpeesoforion, to science_memes in 6/10

Is 6/10 the new 5/7?

PotatoesFall, to science_memes in Those were the days!

Explanation? Are these guys huffing ether or something?

Quereller,

They pipette by mouth, which is not very safe.

stolid_agnostic,

Basically it took many years before someone developed something that could be run with a trigger or button. Before that you used a vacuum (your mouth) to pull liquid into a pipette. Heard an older chemistry professor talk about a colleague who years before swallowed a salmonella sample by accident. A lot of people surely got hurt this way.

hexthismess,
@hexthismess@hexbear.net avatar

They are using their mouths to suck liquids into pipettes. It was an old and dangerous lab technique.

mexicancartel,

Then how are we supposed to do that?

hexthismess,
@hexthismess@hexbear.net avatar

Use a rubber bulb on the end of the pipette. That way your cartel members lab techs are safe.

mexicancartel,

We still use mouth in secondary school. I guess its same in undergraduate degree too. But yeah we only take the base in acid-base titration in pipette

ProfessorOwl_PhD,
@ProfessorOwl_PhD@hexbear.net avatar

Jesus Christ. 20 years ago my chem teacher used to tell me about the bad old days of having to do this, that it’s still happening today is horrifying.

TonyTonyChopper,
@TonyTonyChopper@mander.xyz avatar

definitely not standard procedure here in the US. And basic solutions can be more dangerous than acids.

mexicancartel,

I guess they only gjve non toxic bases for school

RootBeerGuy,
@RootBeerGuy@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

I am a bit concerned everyone is just mentioning the squeeze rubber ball thing, maybe because its time appropriate for the images.

But in modern times people should use something like this www.integra-biosciences.com/…/pipetboy-acu-2

mindbleach,

That’s the worst squirtgun ever.

funkless_eck,

not a scientist but I’m guessing they are siphoning some chemical by sucking up a small amount in the tube to transfer it to another container

HonkTonkWoman,

Aww, I thought they were blowing bubbles. Looked like fun.

OurTragicUniverse, to science_memes in I have attempted science.
@OurTragicUniverse@kbin.social avatar

Is the creator of these still anti-abortion? It's marred my enjoyment of them since finding out a few years back.

Pratai,

Yeah. Imagine creating a comic strip of this subject, and being anti-abortion simultaneously.

The hypocrisy is mind-blowing.

Mothra, to science_memes in Let your dreams be memes
@Mothra@mander.xyz avatar

As a kid I was undecided between art and science as possible career paths. I chose art. I guess I was doomed anyway

MonkeMischief,

I chose art too!

I also realized the economics of higher ed only seem to have good chances of panning out if you go into

  1. Money business major with focus on capital.
  2. Engineering / computer science / bio science…but only if favored by the first group.
  3. Maybe medicine idk?
zsnell02, to science_memes in I have attempted science.

“The only difference between doing random shit and science is writing it down”

intelati,

The legend himself.

tuwwut, to science_memes in Thermo Fisher Price

More like “Industry” vs “Academia”. I love the work at the nonprofit academic lab, but I miss the cleanness, efficiency, and prettiness of the for-profit lab. 🥲

notthebees, to science_memes in T-testing

That entire paper was wild

IntentionallyAnon,

What paper

notthebees,

retractionwatch.com/…/a-paper-used-capital-ts-ins…

where_am_i,

tells us!

notthebees,

retractionwatch.com/…/a-paper-used-capital-ts-ins…

AlolanYoda, to science_memes in Thermo Fisher Price

I work in a cleanroom.

It looks more like the bottom picture than I’d like to admit.

Ilovethebomb,

I mean, it’s not called a tidy room, is it now?

PeWu, to science_memes in Please feed your friendly neighborhood grad students

Hey. While I may be doing not quite good choices, at least as a result I’m living in a building high enough that I can jump off of.

/j

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