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kot, to science_memes in bro pls
@kot@hexbear.net avatar

Sorry bro, we spent the 22 billion on the genocide budget.

mexicancartel,

Even more

TankieTanuki, to science_memes in bro pls

How about one that goes around the circumference of the Earth? That would be boss.

Loudambiance,

Just go full Dyson Ring and have one in space around the sun, can even use all the surface area to power it with solar panels.

pascal,

Imagine the amount of EV cars we could charge with a half functioning dyson ring…

victron,
@victron@programming.dev avatar

That sounds expensive.

ccdfa,

It’ll pay for itself with the electricity bill savings!

LambChop,

Yeah, but you could build two for twice the price!

Catoblepas, to science_memes in Roots of Mother Appalachia

And that is the scientific reason the Appalachians are haunted as hell.

Chetzemoka,

We worship the Old Gods in them there hills.

www.oldgodsofappalachia.com

Literati,

Was thinking of this pod while reading the post. So good

NielsBohron, (edited )
@NielsBohron@lemmy.world avatar

As someone who reads much more than listens to podcasts, I’ve wanted to get into this series for years now, but it feels like I never have enough time, especially as I’m not sure my wife would be onboard with the idea of an audio serial.

Then again, it is spooky season, so now’s the time to pitch it, I guess. Any suggestions for diving in for a podcast novice who has a negligible commute and small kids at home? My kids are not sheltered but any stretch, but are probably too young for eldritch horror.

Edit: really, it’s the same issue I have with Critical Role; it sounds great to me, but finding enough time on my own to be able to get into it is way harder than reading a book.

atomicorange,

Headphones. Listen while you do dishes or other chores, or while taking a walk at lunchtime.

NielsBohron, (edited )
@NielsBohron@lemmy.world avatar

While working or taking a walk during lunch might be the best option. I like the idea of listening while I do chores, but I almost always have the kids home with me when I’m working around the house, and they’re too young yet for me to be able to put on headphones.

Plus, as much as I’d love to get into this series, I love the time I get to spend blasting music throughout the house and having dance parties while we tidy up, so I don’t really want to give that up. IMHO, there’s nothing better than the feeling when your kids request one of your favorite records by name

moshtradamus666, to science_memes in Academic Writing Mood Meter

I really felt that “mom would be sad”

sag, to science_memes in Magic π

Haha 3 go brr

Limeey, to science_memes in Shots fired.

Like the Parker square!

Spendrill, to science_memes in Corvids...

Not only that, corvids understand the concept of zero fucks given.

MotoAsh,

They also understand social order and merc crows that are excessively rude thieves and whatnot. It’s a bit brutal but it’s indicative of individual identity and longer term memory.

stebo02,
@stebo02@sopuli.xyz avatar

if they start understanding complex numbers I will get scared

someguy3, (edited ) to science_memes in Hummingbird feet

This is what smartphones have taken from us.

TropicalDingdong, to science_memes in Orinthologists
OurTragicUniverse, to science_memes in The Ancient Ones
@OurTragicUniverse@kbin.social avatar

And in 4 billion years, that layer of microplastics will have condensed down into fuel for the next creatures to annihilate their atmosphere with. Circle of life.

ZJBlank, to science_memes in Greebles!

Ah yes, the two genders: erect and flaccid

tdawg,

I don’t care how erect you think you are! You were born flaccid and we raised you flaccid!

TonyToniToneOfficial, to science_memes in 🌰🌰🌰 Quercus Master Race 🌰🌰🌰
@TonyToniToneOfficial@lemmy.ml avatar

Oakification is just the plant version of crabification

drolex, (edited )

Would you care to expand on that?

ETA: sorry for those who answered already (thanks), my comment was about the oakification part. I am well aware of the crabification, being a crab myself

zagaberoo,

Referring to Carcinization

DragonTypeWyvern,

A ludicrous theory when crabs merely wish they could match the might of the beetle empire.

Frozengyro,

Everything evolves to crab eventually

Infynis,
@Infynis@midwest.social avatar

Just look at crab apples

TonyToniToneOfficial,
@TonyToniToneOfficial@lemmy.ml avatar

It was a joke. I don’t think oakification is real.

rockerface,

That’s what an oak would say

drolex,

Too late, I’m scared of becoming an oak now

Kyrgizion, (edited ) to science_memes in chadodiles

They just reached top possible performance for their specific niche. They’re basically perfect, so there is little need for evolution to change anything - random selection keeps selecting the same traits for millions of years because those are the ones that work and manage to get them to reproduce.

I like to think of it as having maxed out one specific talent tree for that environment.

Aloha_Alaska,

Exactly! They didn’t explore the “aerial flight” or “beautiful colors” tech tree at all, but are maxed on armor and chomping.

DroneRights,

They are too made of beautiful colours

kadu,
@kadu@lemmy.world avatar

That’s not actually necessarily true. Even if we adopt this “top possible performance” thing, which isn’t how organisms work, you can’t guarantee their current set of traits would be this optimal maximum.

Evolution can only work with traits already present, or small additions or deletions. It can’t jump around. Meaning, for instance, perhaps a crocodile capable of shooting a literal stream of acid would be even more optimized for this environment - but such a trait can’t appear out of thin air, and the necessary stepping stones won’t be selected.

repungnant_canary,

Sounds like machine learning with a very small learning rate. You will most likely end up in a local minimum ie. no acid shooting (it would be cool and terrifying)

EpicGamer,

They might also be more succesfull if they can put sticks and stones together to eventually create a military industrial complex in order to hunt prey using a 50 Caliber machine gun.

doggle, to science_memes in abandonware empires

I agree, although the number of pointless updates that would be pushed so that companies can keep the rights to their software makes me cringe

BambiDiego,

Capitalism will always capitalism. “Oh, we have to provide a healthy option? Okay, it’ll be the expensive option.” “Oh, we have to support software? Okay, subscription models only” “Oh, we have to pay our workers minimum wage? Okay, we’ll pay them not a penny more and raise our prices”

It’s an endless fight… Yet, we can’t stop fighting it, because attrition of our values and apathy in our actions are weapons the system uses against us.

milicent_bystandr,

Even books have the same. IIRC the ‘corrected’ version of Bilbo receiving the ring came into the Hobbit because the publisher wanted Tolkien to make a revised version to keep the copyright going.

(I presume the corrected version of that chapter was just taking advantage of the opportunity, but still…)

Zerush, to memes in The Netherlands
@Zerush@lemmy.ml avatar

Yes, the country where you see on Monday who is going to visit you on Tuesday and where the highest hills are the dikes

Dirk,
@Dirk@lemmy.ml avatar

I don’t see who any of this is a bad thing.

Zerush,
@Zerush@lemmy.ml avatar

It isn’t, the only bad thing of the Netherland are the drivers with caravans on the motorways and roads in the rest of the EU, ah, well, maybe their beer 🤢

ILikeBasil,

Our pilsners are so so but we have some seriously good craft beer Brewers now!

Zerush,
@Zerush@lemmy.ml avatar

Well, maybe, anyway the French beer is way worse. Best beers you find in Czechoslovakia, Germany and also in Spain

Littleborat,

Kronenbourg is fine don’t know whats your problem.

mutter9355,

This feels like Hertog Jan slander.

ILikeBasil,

Hahaha no not at all, I do love me a HJ’tje when I’m in a beery mood, though usually I just get Klok instead 😂

HorriblePerson,
@HorriblePerson@feddit.nl avatar

Truly a man of culture.

Mananasi,

Does our beer have a bad reputation?

Veraxus,
@Veraxus@kbin.social avatar

Only insofar as Heineken is associated with Netherlands.

joostjakob,

It’s a laughing stock here in Belgium

Mananasi,

There’s no competing with Belgian beer, but I genuinely enjoy a Grolsch or Hertog Jan. There’s also quite a few great local breweries.

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