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Rootiest, to science_memes in bread is metal
@Rootiest@lemmy.world avatar

It’s fine they wouldn’t have lived at all otherwise.

You gave them the gift of a happy life and a purpose.

That’s more than most of us get

where_am_i,

So, by that logic, it’s ok if one day you eat your teenage child?

dylanTheDeveloper,
@dylanTheDeveloper@lemmy.world avatar

I want a thigh

Agent641,

Dibs feet

SpaceNoodle, (edited )

Yes, but it HAS to be before they turn 20 or else they overripen

Nacktmull, to science_memes in anti meme

Well, they certainly took pieces of the pyramids to museums in Britain, just not whole pyramids.

someguy3,

They took the Stargate!

Whelks_chance,

That’s Cheyenne Mountain

clay_pidgin,

Negative, that’s just a NORAD deep space radar telemetry site. Nothing to see here.

WhiskyTangoFoxtrot,

Someone’s been watching too much Wormhole X-Treme.

clay_pidgin,

Is there such a thing? Physics tells us: no.

zalgotext,

The sheer amount of mummies they have on display at the British Museum genuinely made me uncomfortable. Walking through those exhibits, the main thought in my head was just “hey, you guys think you should put some of these back?”

spinelessorange,

Fun fact, that’s what’s left after the Victorian fad of eating mummies. Wiki link

Nacktmull,

Fun fact, I once got permabanned on r/artefactporn for saying they should.

anzich, to science_memes in aLiEnS!!1

Pretty sure the Egyptians were smart enough. But the European cathedrals cannot be explained w/o aliens

TwinTusks,

Great Wall of China? Come-on, no body can do that. And its not aliens, its GOD, who show favors protecting his favorite people, the Chinese.

psud,

Not to mention the Chrysler tower. Def aliens

umbraroze, to science_memes in Chad Pacific
@umbraroze@kbin.social avatar

In Finnish language we already have the kinda rare expression "rapakon takana" ("behind the mud puddle") about stuff that's happening in America.

ASeriesOfPoorChoices,

Both the UK and the USA refer to it as “the pond”. As in “across the pond”.

Sloogs, (edited ) to science_memes in He did though.

Surely there has to be a cost to the infrastructure of publishing and curation though. And possibly all the work of setting up and organizing the peer review process. So they probably charge the institutions or authors submitting the paper instead of their readers. But perhaps we should treat scientific journals as a public good, like libraries, or at least have a publicly funded option. Or have universities and institutions fund it for the public good.

jol,

But it’s mostly a scam. The costs don’t remotely compare to the revenue. Reviewers time is not paid, and there’s a price to both publish and access. It’s all about the prestige to publish. If you contact the author directly they’ll typically gladly send you the article for free.

Sloogs, (edited )

Oh absolutely. I agree. I don’t think anyone’s disputing that something about it needs to change. Even given that things cost money to run, for profit journals that can basically act as gatekeepers means there’s also going to be excessive price gouging and profiteering and that needs to change.

GarbageShoot,

The issue is partly that, over time, private entities are going to price gouge or take similar measures (see: “enshittification”) in order to keep growing as profit falls over time. That’s just how the profit motive works, it eventually optimizes everything for profit, not just what you are comfortable with having turned into a vehicle aimed solely at making money.

So yes, this and many other important things should be treated as public goods.

AeonFelis,

Not to mention that system started about four centuries ago, long before the Internet was invented. I’d assume that back then, the costs and effort of operating a journal really did justify the prices they charged.

victron, (edited ) to science_memes in Cave Bear
@victron@programming.dev avatar

For what? Communication is not happening, that’s for sure.

TheSpookiestUser,
@TheSpookiestUser@lemmy.world avatar

Pantomiming to ask if they take commissions

CareHare,

ThiNk aBoUT tHE eXp0SuRE!

bjoern_tantau,
@bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de avatar

I mean, they clearly have experience in the furry category.

new_guy,

Not enough feet to be considered a furry artist

victron,
@victron@programming.dev avatar

This actually made me laugh.

Nakoichi,
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fossilesque,
@fossilesque@mander.xyz avatar
los_chill, to memes in $1 grilled cheese

I wanna open a beer garden the size of a parking spot next to it that sells cans of Rainier for a dollar out of a cooler and has a boom box and some plastic kiddie furniture. Party on.

awnery,

Mount Near Beer!

los_chill,

Tacoma Corona

Decoy321, (edited ) to science_memes in Why??

I’ve always enjoyed this explanation.

Just a heads up,this one’s safe, but most of the Oglaf comics are NSFW.

The_v, to science_memes in Birding for Botanists

This meme is incorrect. A botatist would have names like:

“Little bastard who ate my Alyssum maritimum

“Fucker who at the flower buds on my Forsythia europea

“Little shithead who dug up my Lathyrus odoratus

LongbottomLeaf,

Correct. Also,

“Poops seeds of…”

“Nests in…”

Annoyed_Crabby, to science_memes in wave em like you just don't care

We pick and eat fungus’ dick when they have a stiffy.

slackassassin,

Hell ya, dude.

lol3droflxp, to science_memes in eye spy
@lol3droflxp@kbin.social avatar

Some of that is controversial as far as I know. And the pseudopupils are an optical Artifact since every single eye has its own opening.

fossilesque,
@fossilesque@mander.xyz avatar

Tell us more!

SpaceNoodle,

Like, did he have a car?

fossilesque,
@fossilesque@mander.xyz avatar

You wouldn’t download a car, now, would you? 🔪

SpaceNoodle,

In a fucking heartbeat

fossilesque,
@fossilesque@mander.xyz avatar

Me too.

Sabre363, to science_memes in seastars!

Fun Definitely Not Made Up Fact: The sea-stars that you find on the beach are actually the disembodied heads sent out like probes by one mega-mother-sea-star that sits miles away at the bottom of the ocean, biding her time until she can finally resurface and enslave whats left of humanity.

oxideseven,

So… Starro?

blanketswithsmallpox,

🐀🐁🐀 🐁 🙅‍♀️

ech,
dalekcaan,

Oh man I forgot about that comic. That was a wild ride.

kbotc, to science_memes in bread is metal

Beer’s similar: Give beer sugars, the yeast generates poison to try and prevent other microorganisms from surviving and eventually the yeast poisons its own environment enough that it can no longer continue living.

platypus_plumba,

Sounds like humans and yeast have a lot in common.

Guys… are we fermenting someone’s galaxy?

Pyr_Pressure,

We’re terraforming the planet for an alien species that breathes carbon dioxide.

chocolateo,

Makes more sense than orthodox religions actually

Agent641, (edited )

And they feed on microplastics and ionizing radiation.

Agent641, (edited )

Then we drink their poison on purpose, as if in mockery

variants,

Love that poop water

sarmale, (edited )

Is there any reason why yeast does that or it is just a random fact?

CileTheSane, to science_memes in How many scientists does it take to open a bottle? The bottle:
@CileTheSane@lemmy.ca avatar

Can someone explain the use for this?

JungleJim,

Heck of a party bong

Marlem,

It’s used for HPLC analysis, where a lot of ports are needed to connect all the little tentacles of the machine

BynaD,

Probably chemestry, for mutiple attachments.

TonyTonyChopper,

HPLC is High Performance Liquid Chromatography, a chemistry method that’s used to analyze chemicals. Don’t know why they would need this thing though

degen,

Multi-subject piss test

ininewcrow,
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Wouldn’t want to be the guy that gets the top

degen,
crimroy, to science_memes in the best feeling

When you’re folding laundry and the bottom 1/3 of the laundry basket is towels

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