gens,

If i came across a bear, i’d sure remember it.

LemmyKnowsBest,

do you know what I think of every time someone uses the phrase “I came across…?”

shooting one’s jizz across something.

There. i said it.

M137,

I came across your mom the other day.

LemmyKnowsBest,

If you could see the reality of what you just said, she was a hemiplegic in a wheelchair, she had bed sores, she is now cremated and sprinkled over her parents in a graveyard.

otter, (edited )

In fact, the word “brown” is the morph of the original word for bear. Whatever humans used for brown was overshadowed long ago by the very experience of bear itself, and the color alone became a prevalent warning against that thing that is the single most terrifying brown in existence.

v_krishna,
@v_krishna@lemmy.ml avatar

Orange too. What did those horrible citrus fruits do to our ancestors???

mindbleach,

Describes the stimulus and the response.

sepia_sempervirens, (edited )

Well, maybe. There’s also a competing hypothesis that says it’s the other way around, i.e. “bear” is derived from “brown”; the old word for “bear” became taboo, possibly for fear that speaking the beast’s name would summon it. Either way, the fear of bears has certainly left a mark on the Germanic languages.

hakunawazo,

Is banana for scale a thing in lemmy? Maybe it’s bear sized and some cave owner painted his wall with an outline using his natural bear spirograph.

winterayars,

What we see probably isn’t even the full image, either. They probably put more details and colors on it and stuff, that’s just the outline. How else do you teach your buddies about what bears look like?

KingJalopy,
@KingJalopy@lemm.ee avatar

Goes back in time

Bro, awesome bear!

Dude, that’s a cat…

Agent641,

Goes back in time

Plot twist: its a self-portrait

ItsMeForRealNow,

They definitely practiced. Someone taught them. Damn.

CareHare,

It’s a really nice cave drawing for sure. It even has a bit of a Disney vibe to it. I think it’s because of the little ears.

CaptPretentious, (edited )

Look for the bare necessities

The simple bare necessities

Forget about your worries and your strife

I mean the bare necessities

That’s why a bear can rest at ease

With just the bare necessities of life

victron, (edited )
@victron@programming.dev avatar

For what? Communication is not happening, that’s for sure.

TheSpookiestUser,
@TheSpookiestUser@lemmy.world avatar

Pantomiming to ask if they take commissions

CareHare,

ThiNk aBoUT tHE eXp0SuRE!

bjoern_tantau,
@bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de avatar

I mean, they clearly have experience in the furry category.

new_guy,

Not enough feet to be considered a furry artist

victron,
@victron@programming.dev avatar

This actually made me laugh.

Nakoichi,
@Nakoichi@hexbear.net avatar
fossilesque,
@fossilesque@mander.xyz avatar
gothic_lemons,

Dope

qooqie,

How do we know it was by memory? What if the bear held that person hostage for a very flattering painting

Infynis,
@Infynis@midwest.social avatar

I’ve seen cartoons. That man and that bear were friends

jasondj, (edited )

A good theory, but sadly this drawing predates the invention of the pickinick basket by at least 10 years. At least.

FuglyDuck,
@FuglyDuck@lemmy.world avatar

Not nearly as dark as I was gonna go.

I assume that chonker was tasty,

LillyPip,

I immediately thought this poor artist was in the cave for days, periodically poking his head out, and the bear was still there, just waiting.

They got many close looks at that bear and had nothing to do but draw the thing that would finally kill them when they got desperate enough to make a run for it.

This painting might be like someone writing Jeff on the tile floor in their own blood. Or they became friends like in a Disney movie. I see no middle alternative.

Joking aside, that’s a phenomenal likeness.

Nakoichi,
@Nakoichi@hexbear.net avatar

that is a dope ass bear

fossilesque,
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manuallybreathing,

thank you!

sovietknuckles,
@sovietknuckles@hexbear.net avatar

Using artwork without compensating the artist smh my head

Ram_The_Manparts,
@Ram_The_Manparts@hexbear.net avatar

Beat me to it lol

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