bread is metal
niktemadur, Bread is murder.
where_am_i, This comment section is better than the post itself.
pigup,
jol, A bit afraid of asking for your prompt
pigup, Just asked for more after this https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/7b898eab-084d-46d0-9630-a360d413ed64.png
weed_scientist, Nice. The only thing that would make this better is if you asked for yeast cells instead of bacteria, since yeast are fungi.
pigup,
weed_scientist, Lmao chatgpt needs to learn what yeast cells look like. Thanks for doing that, though!
Colour_me_triggered, Big ass lussekatter!
TheGreenGolem, 
Reminds me of the old one with fried chicken: let me bathe you in your dead child.
threelonmusketeers, Oyakodon: “parent-and-child donburi”
PoisonedPrisonPanda, Thats some high quality shit here.
Understood from that post even more than from my biology class.
CalicoJack, It’s even worse when you bake sourdough. I’ve been cultivating that yeast colony, caring for it, loving it. It thinks I care, but it’s only being prepared for slaughter.
threelonmusketeers, sourdough
yeast colony
Bacterial colony, no?
Also, you kill only half of them each time. For the sourdough starter, it’s like a Thanos-snap coin-flip everytime you bake bread. The bacteria in your current sourdough starter come from a long line of statistically lucky ancestors.
I suppose that’s kind of true for all of us, though…
ThoGot, Bacterial colony, no?
It’s both yeast and bacteria.
platypus_plumba, Women after a yeast infection: “Time for some bread, motherfuckers”.
UraniumBlazer, What’s wrong with that? The yeasts are being baked after all…
kbotc, Beer’s similar: Give beer sugars, the yeast generates poison to try and prevent other microorganisms from surviving and eventually the yeast poisons its own environment enough that it can no longer continue living.
platypus_plumba, Sounds like humans and yeast have a lot in common.
Guys… are we fermenting someone’s galaxy?
Pyr_Pressure, We’re terraforming the planet for an alien species that breathes carbon dioxide.
chocolateo, Makes more sense than orthodox religions actually
Agent641, (edited ) And they feed on microplastics and ionizing radiation.
Agent641, (edited ) Then we drink their poison on purpose, as if in mockery
variants, Love that poop water
sarmale, (edited ) Is there any reason why yeast does that or it is just a random fact?
qyron, Share a thought for all the genetically engineered bacteria strains that produce essencial products to maintain our colective civilization.
Rootiest, 
It’s fine they wouldn’t have lived at all otherwise.
You gave them the gift of a happy life and a purpose.
That’s more than most of us get
where_am_i, So, by that logic, it’s ok if one day you eat your teenage child?
dylanTheDeveloper, 
I want a thigh
Agent641, Dibs feet
SpaceNoodle, (edited ) Yes, but it HAS to be before they turn 20 or else they overripen
Norgur, Yeast for the yeast god
I_am_10_squirrels, Loaves for the bread throne
ladicius, You eat their little farts trapped in the dough, you know that?
You are disgusting.
dylanTheDeveloper, Your either a smart fella or live long enough to become a fart sniffa
scarilog, Noo it’s fart smella how could you not get that right
Daft_ish, That ain’t the only farts I’m eating, honey
robdor, Don’t kink shame
Sir_Simon_Spamalot, Hey, don’t kinkshame us!
optissima, Dutch oven sandwich in every bite
Elephant0991, 
That’s like, yenocide.
dubyakay, Guess I’m an anti-yeastite!
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