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oce, (edited ) to science_memes in What does a PhD mean?
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Anyone knows the origin of this representation? I’ve seen a professor use it years ago and I thought it was his, but I guess not.

MelodicMischief,

It is from Matt Might, here.

Matt Might, a professor in Computer Science at the University of Utah, created The Illustrated Guide to a Ph.D. to explain what a Ph.D. is to new and aspiring graduate students.

oce, (edited )
@oce@jlai.lu avatar

Great, thank you! This post was not respecting the CC-BY ;)

MudMan, (edited ) to science_memes in What does a PhD mean?
@MudMan@kbin.social avatar

Wait, how bad are bachelors' degrees in the US/anglosphere? I was contirbuting to research projects and had a specialization by the time I was done with my five year bachelors' equivalent.

In fairness, I think the system has since been reformatted so that the fifth year is now a (paid for) master's, but still. That graph makes it seem like it's high school with benefits.

fossilesque, (edited )
@fossilesque@mander.xyz avatar

College is what you put into it. A lot of people don’t get into the networking side of it because it’s never really introduced to them. Mostly professors look for those who are “turned on” to bring onto projects like that, that is, those that are engaged and asking questions and curious.

Youngins, lpt: talk to your professors and let them know you are interested and ask questions. It’s what you are there for- access to brains.

fruitSnackSupreme,

You can do a bachelor’s in college? Not here. College is typically only two year programs.

fossilesque, (edited )
@fossilesque@mander.xyz avatar

College and university are relatively interchangable colloquially in American English. Associate’s Degrees are 2 years. Colleges in Europe etc. are different.

MudMan,
@MudMan@kbin.social avatar

Well, not really over here. You do have to do a bunch of hands-on stuff for credits. Can't even replace those with more standard subjects.

You can absolutely wing it past all five years, depending on your degree, but between mandatory projects and internships you have to try really hard to not get some level of expertise in the field.

Plus, university curriculums have specializations here, so you get mandatory courses on pretty narrow subjects whether you like it or not. So... I guess there are some differences, maybe? I was pissed when they announced they'd do that masters' thing here because the price of tuition for that year goes from being a couple hundred to a few thousand for basically the same curriculum, but this is definitely not the first time I notice that the anglosphere assumes there's a huge difference between the two things.

fossilesque, (edited )
@fossilesque@mander.xyz avatar

The UK system is a bit better about those kinds of things, courses tend to be modular with required internships etc. The American system is a lot different and scheduled like high school, but that may have changed since I was in it. It really was dependent on the course, though. I like the UK setup much better.

TWeaK,

It depends on the course. For my course, the bachelor’s year included a project that was more design based, while the master’s year had a project that was research based, however I ended up working with a PhD student assisting in his research project for my bachelor’s.

MudMan,
@MudMan@kbin.social avatar

It definitely sounds that our system was a bit more standardized than that, which checks out and is both a strenght and a weakness depending on how you look at it.

bleistift2,

five year bachelors’ equivalent

In Germany (and Europe, I believe, since the Bologna reforms), a bachelor’s is (usually) 3 years and a master’s is 5 years. That might be why you got to do research and I didn’t. How long are your master’s courses?

MudMan,
@MudMan@kbin.social avatar

One year, typically. Some could be two or have a big chunk of on-the-job training/internship.

We used to have a more prominent 3 year degree, but it went semi-extinct in favor of other intermediate education, leaving our Bachelor's equivalent being 4-5 years, depending on which degree you're going for. And yeah, I think now they made them all 4 year and have more of a master's offering.

The thing is that internationally those 4-5 year degrees are still the thing immediately under a masters' degree, so there is a bit of a mismatch there. That goes some ways towards clarifying that, thanks.

squiblet, to science_memes in Cool S
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My dad saw this painted on a sidewalk recently and was really curious what it meant. He was disappointed I think to hear it was just a “cool S” so maybe I’ll send him this comic!

AmosBurton_ThatGuy, to science_memes in What does it mean??
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Let’s just hope an alien civilization finding that probe doesn’t lead to a dual vector foil being launched at the solar system

DgbbObz0GDufBVFF9szB,

I mean even a photoid would be bad for us right now.

AmosBurton_ThatGuy,
@AmosBurton_ThatGuy@lemmy.ca avatar

True, we can’t exactly go and cower behind Jupiter at the moment unfortunately.

yardy_sardley, to science_memes in Can't we just talk about it without the maths? Guys?

Having a hard time finding the average velocity of a car is definitely a sign from the universe that you should switch majors.

MotoAsh, (edited ) to science_memes in Wolfram 🍑♥️🔥

He’s just taking a moment to pray, “Thank you Lord for delivering me this gift.” y’know, thanking God for the work of man, just normal religious things.

acockworkorange,

Praying to turn the chick into a choir boy.

stilgar, to science_memes in Nothing to see here. Nope.
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Big Tobias Fünke vibes

RedditWanderer, (edited ) to science_memes in Nothing to see here. Nope.

Are you ready for your big anal test on Friday?!

PainInTheAES,

Yeah, it’s really gonna bring up my gape point average

felixwhynot,
@felixwhynot@lemmy.world avatar

Username checks out

PainInTheAES,

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bmsok, to science_memes in Why lie, I guess?

I respect this so much that it hurts

Rozauhtuno, to science_memes in Greebles!
@Rozauhtuno@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Is this a real paper? Please tell me it is.

fossilesque,
@fossilesque@mander.xyz avatar

I forgot to link. Thanks for the reminder. It’s actually in several papers as a known methodology!

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Greeble_(psychology)?wprov=…

redballooon,

Science is awesome

Zoidsberg,
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Why do they all have boners

idiomaddict,

Your nose is a boner

rhythmisaprancer, to science_memes in Its diving speed during flight is more than 300 km (186 miles) per hour, making it not only the world’s fastest bird but also the world’s fastest animal.
@rhythmisaprancer@kbin.social avatar

One of the craziest interactions I have seen was when a Peregrine Falcon attacked a Canada Goose in flight. We were watching the goose fly up canyon and the peregrine must have thought it was too close to its nest or something. Only time I've heard a goose make a sound like that!!

Hayduke, to science_memes in Its diving speed during flight is more than 300 km (186 miles) per hour, making it not only the world’s fastest bird but also the world’s fastest animal.

I’m sorry. That answer wasn’t in the form of a question.

LazaroFilm,
@LazaroFilm@lemmy.world avatar

I hate that. In France we have Question Pour Un Champion (questions for a winner) where the host gives a definition and ends with “I am…” and the contestant would say “a cheetah”

SpaceNoodle, (edited )

Nobody cares about France

Edit: downvotes from Frenchies mad that they still haven’t come up with their own word for Internet

sigmaklimgrindset,

Are we bringing that “x country hate lol random” thing from Twitter/Reddit to Lemmy? I’m kind of over that.

Unless ofc you’re from the former French Colonial Empire. Then hate the French as much or as little as you want, you probably have your reasons.

SpaceNoodle,

You don’t seem to be over that strawman you’ve built.

sigmaklimgrindset, (edited )

I’m Devastated

Obi,
@Obi@sopuli.xyz avatar

If it’s not Julien Lepers doing it I’m not interested.

LazaroFilm,
@LazaroFilm@lemmy.world avatar

Je suis je suis je suiiiissss……

Marin_Rider, to science_memes in Listen, Susan. It's a valid theory, just look at the damn thing.

my brother thinks mountains are fossilised giants.

not kidding

whereisk,

Bloody hell mate… maybe he likes to rile you up? I mean, hopefully.

JokeDeity,

I had a friend that i guess I slowly drove away by always calling him on his bullshit and amongst the thousands of insane things he did and believed, he legitimately thought that there used to be giants roaming the Earth and he would argue this point intensely.

ArmokGoB,
Marin_Rider,

Thats a wild story

PoisonedPrisonPanda,

And so random…

Brainfuck of the day.

metoothanks,

He must be a fan of the xenoblade games

Mothra, to science_memes in 🌿👀🌿
@Mothra@mander.xyz avatar

What? That chick is gonna miss out. What dating app was she using?

fossilesque,
@fossilesque@mander.xyz avatar

Plantnet.

meyotch,

Adding a personals section could provide funding for years.

ArbitraryValue, to science_memes in MIGHTY MIGHTY HETEROMORPHIN TIME

I don’t see anything impractical about the one that’s just an ordinary ammonite but with spikes.

CarbonIceDragon,
@CarbonIceDragon@pawb.social avatar

The Mariella one also looks fairly normal, looks like a number of aquatic snail species

SpaceNoodle,

Yeah but it was novel at the time

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