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burntbutterbiscuits, to risa in Replicator: Bad instant coffee

They ran out of fucking coffee man. How the actual fuck could you command a starship without actual coffee.

Kudos to Janeway.

Semi-Hemi-Demigod, to risa in USS Nauvoo
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Mormons with a starship?

Do you want bugs to drop a rock on Buenos Aires? Because that's how you get bugs to drop a rock on Buenos Aires.

GlitchyDigiBun,
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Doug,

I’m doing my part!

marcos,

It’s not exactly Mormons that you need here. Just to point out, but the bugs on that movie are completely unable to redirect a space rock in any way.

Semi-Hemi-Demigod,
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They’ve got bugs that can shoot spaceships out of orbit with their butts. I don’t think it’s unreasonable to think they could knock an asteroid out of orbit.

Though considering your username it might be you dropping the rocks.

marcos,

They have almost zero space presence, they only attack the ships from the ground. The only thing they can do with space is sending eggs away. (And those asteroids weren’t knocked out of orbit, they were sent though hyperspace.)

Besides, the movie makes it pretty clear they just discovered they are in a war a few weeks prior.

(And now I’m wondering how the fuck do I remember that well a movie I’ve seen once, a long time ago… Is it actually good and I didn’t notice at the time?)

Semi-Hemi-Demigod,
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Their giant brain bug might have found a way to use eggs launched to knock them through hyperspace used by humans.

marcos,

Hum… Either the brain bugs that started being created weeks prior discovered some mechanism they have been using to bombard the Earth for decades… Or the military speakerheads and the news that lie about literally every single thing we see happening lied about something else.

That’s indeed a difficult choice.

Semi-Hemi-Demigod,
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You sound like you love bugs, bug-lover

GlitchyDigiBun,
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That was the point. In the books, the bugs had been flinging rocks towards the outer colonies for years, but the attack on Buenos Aires is heavily implied to be an inside job to rally support for an invasion, since they did not have hyperspace tech and no attack had reached the inner worlds, let alone Earth.

marcos,

I’m finding it very funny, because I though it was incredibly obvious on the movie, and nobody would ever disagree.

Indeed, the movie is way too busy, so it’s easy to miss that there are no insects on space, or that the bugs weren’t even aware they were been systematically attacked until “now”. But it’s one of those things that I expected to be completely obvious once pointed out. It’s even more obvious than what you are narrating from the book, because on the movie Earth has been receiving those rocks for decades.

I imagine people missing the point is part of the point of it. It’s like that gorilla video.

Justas,
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Except that arachnids had starships in the book.

Kolanaki, to risa in USS Nauvoo
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Been playing X3TC again and I’m noticing how this ship looks a lot like the Argon Trading Stations (or rather the other way around). Now I wonder if this was the actual inspiration for 'em.

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Hegar,

Omfg EV was so good, I'd forgotten all about those games!

I downloaded some freeware 3d rendering software to make ships for mods, learned what sprites were, and spent so much time using resedit.

Damn that was a great series of games.

rez_doggie, to risa in USS Nauvoo

Gotta go commit genocide to claim their planets

roofuskit,
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And then dress up as the natives and kill the next settlers that come through.

LillyPip, to risa in USS Nauvoo

It’s going to be really interesting when we discover actual aliens and Mormons be like

aeronmelon, to risa in Replicator: Bad instant coffee

I can’t believe I never thought of this. Holden and Janeway would totally hook up and conquer the known galaxy.

Starfleet Command & The United Nations: “We can’t keep up with their offensive. It’s like they never sleep!”

negativenull,

They would be unstoppable.

Infynis,
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Holden on an away mission with Tuvok would kick so much ass

aeronmelon,

Voyager’s entire security detail has been replaced… with Amos.

Infynis,
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The Kazon are about to have a bad time

dejected_warp_core,

Worf: You have the heart of a warrior!

Amos: Really? I see assholes and just want to punch them. So I do.

WarmSoda,

They’re be like those theater masks. A sad face and an angry face.

LongbottomLeaf, to risa in Replicator: Bad instant coffee

Prax would have told Janeway to try tea, too.

ummthatguy, to risa in USS Nauvoo
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negativenull,
aeronmelon,

In the Star Trek timeline, all Mormons left Earth on a sleeper ship for uncharted space. Over the centuries they devolved into the Pakleds. /headcanon

radix, to risa in USS Nauvoo
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Another one? They’ve already got the Battlestar Galactica!

negativenull,

Twice!

wjrii, (edited ) to risa in Darth Worf
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REY DAX has no time for this nonsense.
https://i.ibb.co/FK1MgrQ/reydax.png

FlyingSquid, to risa in Darth Worf
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teft,
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She probably closes her eyes when she fires.

PochoHipster, to risa in Darth Worf

I find your lack of honor disturbing.

VindictiveJudge, to risa in Darth Worf

That’s clearly a yellow beam, making Worf a Jedi Sentinel.

Maultasche,

It’s orange. Worf stole Yaddle’s lightsaber.

ummthatguy, to risa in Darth Worf
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negativenull,
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ininewcrow, to risa in What did Trip say to T'Pol on their first date...
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