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FiskFisk33, to risa in Directed by JJ Abrams

JJ Abrams already directed three star trek movies

I mean, I’m not really a fan of them, but it is what it is

negativenull,
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As well as Star Wars movies

FoolishBrainiac,

*directed two Star Trek movies.

Beyond was directed by Justin Lin which is why it was better than the JJ movies

Lucien,
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Yeah, but still, fuck JJ Abrams and his abominations

TeenieBopper,

I mean, the first one was a fun popcorn flick. Into Darkness was… Eh, not the worst movie I’ve ever seen. I can’t adequately judge Beyond because it came out about three months after my dad died (who introduced me to Trek and sci-fi in general) and he would have loved the ending.

WarmSoda,

Beyond isn’t worth thinking about.

Nath,
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But I honestly love the Bangs and shouting! That sequence was great!

FlyingSquid,
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My dad was a film historian, and there have been so many discoveries and so much movie news he would have loved to know about since he died. I think about that every time something new in the classic movie world comes up.

andthenthreemore,

Didn’t direct beyond. And it’s by far the best of the Kelvin films.

FlyingSquid, to risa in You have not "*something something*" original Klingon.
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negativenull,
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OMG!!!

ininewcrow,
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bionicjoey, to risa in Rule of Acquisition #10: Greed is eternal

One of my favourite lines in all of DS9 is when Rom and Quark are arguing about where they’ve crash landed.

Quark says something like, “maybe we’ve died and gone to [ferengi heaven]”.

Rom then says “or maybe we’ve gone to [Ferengi Hell]?”

Quark responds (and Armin absolutely crushed this line IMO): “The bar was turning a profit!”

Sheeple, to risa in Rule of Acquisition #10: Greed is eternal
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No the Ferengi are actually too nice even for Elon

marcos,

Well, they have world peace, and don’t practice things like genocide or threats of mutual assured destruction.

HawlSera,

One of my favorite moments in Deep Space Nine is when quark and Sisko are on a camping trip, and Sisko goes on the usual spiel about how greedy ferrangi are…

And Quark fires back by pointing out that his people have never had war, genocide, or slavery, and Sisko’s got nothing because he knows humans can’t say the same

Jaccident,

I feel the scene is deeper than that. Quark isn’t just dunking Sisko, he’s shining a light on the fact that Sisko doesn’t see the Ferengi as they are, rather he uses the surface level similarities of capitalism to apply his human anxiety about pre-post-scarcity to them instead.

Zink,

There’s also the episode where the three Ferengi go back in time to (I think) the Roswell incident in mid 20th century USA.

Quark is repeatedly appalled at the stuff the hu-mons are doing to hurt themselves and destroy the planet. Smoking and testing nuclear fission bombs come to mind.

lolcatnip,

Although they do practice slavery and piracy.

samus12345,
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Not slavery, according to Quark.

lolcatnip,

Ok but they definitely do. Quark might not be the most reliable commentator.

samus12345,
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Probably not. When is it shown that they practice slavery?

lolcatnip,

IIRC there’s an episode of Enterprise where Ferengis try to capture the crew to sell them as slaves

VindictiveJudge,

Their treatment of Ferengi women is also arguably slavery.

Jaccident,

Indentured servitude is a form of forced/coerced labour too.

ininewcrow, to risa in Vulcans are like Onions...
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Skank?

SpicyPeaSoup,
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Your mother, her legs wide open.

ivanafterall,
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Yes?

Zoop, (edited )

Aww, ya took my joke before I could make it!

Oh well. I’ll be here in case they need a back-up skank. I’ve got lots of practice being the last-choice skank. 😎

negativenull,
DharmaCurious, (edited )
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Nimoy thirst trap wasn’t on my bingo card for today, but I feel like a winner nonetheless.

the_dopamine_fiend,
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Spunk!

Teal,

Ska Trek

crypticthree, to risa in The Department of Temporal Investigations is on the case

Normalize invading the ren faire dressed as Mongols

Tattorack,
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Yeah, give Trump a good reason to build a big ass wall! XD

rovingnothing29, to risa in The R.I.K.E.R. method
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MelodiousFunk, to risa in Rule of Acquisition #10: Greed is eternal
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“Leading”

The_Picard_Maneuver, to risa in Picard knighted by Klingon Queen El'beth, colorized, circa 2259
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2259, eh? I knew she’d be back.

negativenull,
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I’m not dead yet
I feel happy!

Queen El’beth

ummthatguy,
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negativenull,
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Needs more Charles:
Charles

samus12345, (edited )
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Neato, to risa in Stanley Kubrick is a magician
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I forget where I saw it but I watched a video that showed how in 69 it would be so difficult to fake the shots that it was easier to just go to the moon.

JustMy2c,

Going to the moon is easy. Coming back alive is another thing.

But catering for a movie cast (and paying them to keep it on the down low) may be more difficult & costly…

Hasherm0n,

This one? youtu.be/_loUDS4c3Cs?si=oaF9L2yCBFuy35KB

It’s a great watch on the subject.

Gork, to risa in Who's on first?

This was also a running gag on Stargate SG1 with the Goa’uld Lord Yu.

Norgur, (edited )

What? Me?

aeronmelon, to risa in Replicator: Bad instant coffee

I can’t believe I never thought of this. Holden and Janeway would totally hook up and conquer the known galaxy.

Starfleet Command & The United Nations: “We can’t keep up with their offensive. It’s like they never sleep!”

negativenull,

They would be unstoppable.

Infynis,
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Holden on an away mission with Tuvok would kick so much ass

aeronmelon,

Voyager’s entire security detail has been replaced… with Amos.

Infynis,
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The Kazon are about to have a bad time

dejected_warp_core,

Worf: You have the heart of a warrior!

Amos: Really? I see assholes and just want to punch them. So I do.

WarmSoda,

They’re be like those theater masks. A sad face and an angry face.

teft, to risa in (⌐■■■)
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Do you know the reason why Starfleet always chooses blind chief engineers? It’s simple.

https://qph.cf2.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-4e8b571b0451347a07ae5703b6f8c3ec

FlyingSquid, to risa in Stanley Kubrick is a magician
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There’s a really fun mockumentary called Dark Side of the Moon which plays it (almost) totally straight about Stanley Kubrick faking the moon landing until the end credits when it shows all the “experts” cracking up. Really worth a watch if you can find it. It’s French but was filmed in English.

There’s a very low-quality version on YouTube. Not sure where else you can find it.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=JJoNK4uICTY

negativenull,
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I just spent an hour watching this (instead of working, thank you FlyingSquid). This is amazing! That’s some exquisite editing!

FlyingSquid,
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No problem. I’m sorry I couldn’t link to a higher quality version. I don’t remember how I got a copy but I don’t have it anymore.

Tak,
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Wasn’t expecting to see Henry Kissinger in there. Rest in piss.

FlyingSquid,
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Kissinger, but very craftily edited to say what they wanted him to say instead of what he actually said. The filmmakers went very far to make it believable.

Blackout, (edited ) to risa in Fun Fact: Mike Tyson auditioned for Chakotay's role in Voyager
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Fun Fact: Mike Tyson’s name backwards is Klingon for “gentle lover”.

FlyingSquid,
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More fun fact: Mike Tyson is a rapist piece of shit who doesn’t deserve his rehabilitated image.

Blackout,
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aeronmelon,

I don’t remember this episode of The Animated Series.

WarmSoda,

That’s not the whole episode. It’s just a picture.

negativenull,
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Mike Tyson tried and failed to get Tyson Chicken company to make Tyson brand Ear Chunks

LopensLeftArm,
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Fun fact: Mike Tyson invented the marshmelon.

WarmSoda,

Fun fact: Mike Tyson once beat up an old lady in an elevator.

taanegl,

So my Klingon warrior name is Nosyt Ekim. Got it.

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