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simp4ravens, to memes in I identify as karat. Please respect my pronouns

I don’t get it can you explain?

TurtleTourParty, to programmer_humor in GTA 5 Java Coffee shop

Bancon and bread are both 2?

survivalmachine, to programmer_humor in GTA 5 Java Coffee shop

This is great! When I play GTA, the only thing I want is HOT COFFEE.

SexUnderSocialism, to programmer_humor in GTA 5 Java Coffee shop
@SexUnderSocialism@hexbear.net avatar

GTA 5’s very own “Hot Coffee” mod.

M68040, to programmer_humor in GTA 5 Java Coffee shop
@M68040@hexbear.net avatar

The Simpsons: Hit and Run had a similar gag in one of the maps.

Hack3900, to programmer_humor in GTA 5 Java Coffee shop

The void function seems to return an int

infinitepcg,

I wonder how often someone walks in and tells them about the mistake. Do the baristas have a standard response?

aniki,

“Sorry, I only write vegan react…and python.”

KingJalopy,
@KingJalopy@lemm.ee avatar

It’s a video game so I’m guessing they do have a standard response

SzethFriendOfNimi,
@SzethFriendOfNimi@lemmy.world avatar

Yes, but maybe there’s some magic going on so that the lack of a type assigns some value that results in void?

gsfraley, (edited )

Oof, and there’s only ten lines of code, too. And they look very purposefully written out.

chillbo_baggins, to piracy in Special Ubisoft announcement

YOu wOuLDn’T oWN aN oLD LadY’s PUrSe

ReversalHatchery, to piracy in Special Ubisoft announcement

You wouldn’t own a house!
You wouldn’t own a car!
You would be happy!
Because we said so.

IndustryStandard, to programmer_humor in Infinite Loop

Some intern writing spaghetti which a company is going to be based off

potemkinhr, to piracy in Special Ubisoft announcement
@potemkinhr@lemmy.ml avatar

Ubisoft won’t own my money too!

werefreeatlast,

*Either

Facebones, to piracy in Special Ubisoft announcement

Watch out you’re gonna hurt the feels of late Stage Capitalism stans

Kichae,

Developers deserve to be paid for their work!

Also, wages in games is low, but if you wanted to be paid more for your work, you should find another job!

averyminya,

That’s a tricky one. Wages in games don’t have to be low necessarily, it’s just corporations that make that more common.

Luck is a big factor, but look at the dev of Lethal Company. Wages in games is huge for them!

Oh shoot I-i mean,

You wouldn’t download a game.

ICastFist, to programmer_humor in Programming: The Horror Game
@ICastFist@programming.dev avatar

The real horror is when you discover the monster behind all those errors haunting your sleepless nights… Was you all long

yamanii, to programmer_humor in Infinite Loop
@yamanii@lemmy.world avatar

Creative_assembly.webp

AeonFelis, to programmer_humor in Infinite Loop

After so many years in this company, lots of the unmaintainable code I have to deal with is either my own fault, or the fault of someone I used to work with but and now they left and I’m the one who has to apologize for their code.

If I move to a different company, 100% of the unmaintainable code I’ll have to deal with there will be someone else’s fault.

owen,

In the industry we call this responsibility load balancing

SpaceCowboy,
@SpaceCowboy@lemmy.ca avatar

And managers don’t like it when you explain that the code is a unmanageable mess because they put a deadline on every goddamn thing and never pay off technical debt.

At a new place you can honestly say “the code is kinda a mess, it needs a bunch of work” and the manager can just assume it was because the last guy didn’t know what he was doing and not because of their own shitty management.

soggy_kitty,

To be honest, sometimes shit code is 100% the Devs fault. I’ve witnessed it happen with other teams in my own company.

Let’s just say it was unavoidable to report it

SpaceCowboy,
@SpaceCowboy@lemmy.ca avatar

Management could implement a code review process to avoid this.

Software development isn’t a brand new field anymore. Most problems are well known and therefore have well known solutions. So it pretty much always comes down to management not wanting to implement the known solutions to the problems because its easier to blame the devs.

SolarMech, to programmer_humor in Infinite Loop

Learning to deal with “unmaintanable” codebases is a pretty good skill. It taught me good documentation and refactoring manners. It’s only a problem for you if management does not accept that their velocity has gone down as a result of tech debt pilling up.

Code should scream it’s intent (business-wise) so as to be self-documenting as much as possible As much as possible is not 100%, so add comments when needed. Comments should be assumed to be relevant when written, at best. Git comment should be linked to your work ticket so that we can figure out why the hell you would do that, when looking at the code file itself. I swear some people seem to think we only read them in PRs (we don’t). Overall concepts used everyday, if they need to be reexplained, should probably be written down (at least today’s version). Tests are documentation. Often the only up to date one?

Smoogs,

I’ve known influential assholes who poopood commentating as if it’s only a superficial job.

I hate those people.

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