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SatanicNotMessianic, to programmer_humor in Programming: The Horror Game

TFW when all of your bugs are like cockroaches that run away from the light but hide in the dark where you can’t see them.

xia, to programmer_humor in Programming: The Horror Game

With a good eye-tracker and some tweaking, this might be usable…

chemical_cutthroat, to programmer_humor in Programming: The Horror Game
@chemical_cutthroat@lemmy.world avatar

This is a blessing. You won’t have to look at the spaghetti the last dev left behind.

HipsterTenZero, to programmer_humor in Programming: The Horror Game
@HipsterTenZero@dormi.zone avatar

From what i’ve heard of the game industry, being a gamedev is already survival horror.

THE_ANON, to memes in Sounds delicious

Based

INHALE_VEGETABLES,

Omg I forgot all about the tripping through time subreddit. Keep em coming!

Rusty, (edited )

There is lemmy.ca/c/trippinthroughtime but it’s not very active

Anticorp,

On what?

THE_ANON,

Studies

TropicalDingdong, to memes in Sounds delicious

Bro I’m shooting for some Juanitas and a pile of quac.

janabuggs, to programmer_humor in ifn't

I’m struggling to understand if this is true or ifn’t true

Thcdenton, to programmer_humor in ifn't

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/0c272c66-a719-42b3-93b9-02dc42d91250.jpeg

davidgro,

Ding ding ding ding ding ding…

Imgonnatrythis, to memes in Sounds delicious

Bitchin soundbar you got there honey.

nickwitha_k, to programmer_humor in The Perfect Solution

Quick! Make this a library, then encourage its widespread use. Nothing could go wrong. Who’s that behind me? No, one. No. It’s absolutely not node.js.

UnrepententProcrastinator, to newcommunities in Notepad++ - A community for the notepad++ text editor!

Working on it right now, how odd.

olafurp, to programmer_humor in ifn't

I’d take a not or “if not” operator tbh.

Appoxo,
@Appoxo@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

ifnt instead of ifn’t

csm10495, to programmer_humor in ifn't
@csm10495@sh.itjust.works avatar

Imagine the regex needed to highlight code with that extra single quote.

ohlaph, to programmer_humor in ifn't 

<span style="color:#323232;">aint (something) {
</span><span style="color:#323232;">    somethingElse()
</span><span style="color:#323232;">}
</span>
Facebones,

As a Virginian learning coding, this would make my damn day.

Threeme2189, 

<span style="font-weight:bold;color:#a71d5d;">#define </span><span style="font-weight:bold;color:#795da3;">aint</span><span style="color:#323232;">(x) </span><span style="font-weight:bold;color:#a71d5d;">if </span><span style="color:#323232;">(</span><span style="font-weight:bold;color:#a71d5d;">!</span><span style="color:#323232;">(x))
</span>
15liam20,

Or maybe

taint(condition) {}

Hexbear2, (edited ) to programmer_humor in ifn't

This is the !biggest comp sci innovation in !decades

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