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Duke_Nukem_1990, to memes in Skyrimposting

Ah, treating people affected by adiction like subhumans. The american way!

velox_vulnus,

Shh, don’t give any ideas to these prank YouTubers!

workerONE, to memes in People who do know

youtu.be/AWBR-vYrm2w?si=TBpOv9MmDOOb_Dgd

AstridWipenaugh, to memes in People who do know

Oh step brother! I’m so glad you’re home! I got stuck in the coffee maker… can you help me?

dream_weasel, to memes in People who do know

Don’t fuck your sister!

RaiIsNotYourGuy, to memes in People who do know

Drink Peet’s coffee.

starman2112, (edited ) to memes in People who do know
@starman2112@sh.itjust.works avatar

Andy and Leyley prequel movie

MossyFeathers, to memes in People who do know

Oops, all incest!

xx3rawr, to programmer_humor in Programposting

No children, no maiden

Xtallll, to memes in Minionposting
@Xtallll@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Minions were created by Dan Povenmire, who also created Phineas and Ferb.

markstos, to memes in Fedposting

The speed limit might possible be 25 mph because a human could survive being hit at that speed.

Going this fast in a 25 mph zone is quite likely endangering someone else’s life, not just a private game of Darwinism.

quindraco, (edited )

Humans can’t survive being hit by a car at 25 mph.

The primary purpose of most speed limits is tax revenue, which is why most speed limits are not based on safety evidence. The local authorities just tweak the limits to maximize profits.

markstos,

Facts disagree with you. Humans have about an 80% chance of surviving a 25 mph impact.

www.propublica.org/article/unsafe-at-many-speeds

quindraco,

The article you linked doesn’t say what you claim it says. It discusses a 25moh car hitting a pedestrian, which is wildly different from a true 25mph impact in general, because most pedestrians will try to dodge.

markstos,

And do you have some data for the “most pedestrians will try to dodge” claim?

funkless_eck,

most impacts don’t happen at full speed. you’re not taking into account reaction times and braking distances at different speeds.

tilcica,

fun fact, the US isnt the entire world

outside of the US, the roads and areas are specifically designed for certain speed limits that are proven to be safe

jettrscga, to programmer_humor in Programposting

“No style” hits hard. Hadn’t they done enough damage already?

drew_belloc, to programmer_humor in Programposting
@drew_belloc@programming.dev avatar

At least i have an id https://programming.dev/pictrs/image/896247ad-3a15-4f23-8437-d75455c71fb0.jpeg

HerrVorragend, to memes in Influencerposting
@HerrVorragend@lemmy.world avatar

How original.

Is it the same rap order that made the rounds on YouTube 15 odd years ago?

Hazmatastic,

I want a double cheeseburger and hold the lettuce…

Marketsupreme, to memes in Fedposting

This is kinda weird to me. Like I prefer not risking killing people

rbesfe,

It’s a shitpost, it’s supposed to be stupid

Bye,

The point is to mock those that post this kind of thing seriously. It’s to make you realize there is sometimes merit in the “stop having fun” side of things.

Pissnpink,

That’s gone so meta it inverted

deathbird, to memes in Because customers don't need to easily filter away some stuff from their searches

Swear they’ve made search worse everywhere to keep us on aites longer.

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