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Deceptichum, to comicstrips in Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Horse
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Arbiter, to comicstrips in Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Horse

Please report the spammer

casmael,

Yeah it went away for a while but now it seems to be back how annoying

Sheeple, (edited )
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You mean OP? Don’t see how they’re spamming

valentinesmith,

There is a spammer in the comments, they are not refering to OP :)

really liked the comic, thank you for sharing

Sheeple,
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Oh oops. I got this WAY wrong. I probably blocked the spammer already

elbarto777, (edited ) to science_memes in Spot On - Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

I don’t get it. How are the archeology articles written, then?

Edit: I get it now.

piratehat,

The opposite

HerbalGamer, to comicstrips in Soulmate - Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
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Please share this diagram.

sour, to comicstrips in Soulmate - Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
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can i have cuter laptop

vithigar, to comicstrips in Soulmate - Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

Both can be true.

When you’re cultivating a relationship with a real person their wants and desires also factor into your choices, assuming you aren’t a psychopath. They will want different things from you, and keeping that to themselves and never pushing back just makes them miserable and builds resentment. Similarly, you don’t want to impose unreasonable expectations on them. Whether that’s related to their behaviour or their appearance, no one can reasonably expect to get exactly what they want 100% of the time, and that’s part of a healthy relationship.

…but if you’re constructing an artificial partner from a blank slate that’s completely bespoke to you, to choose anything other than an idealized match for all your desires is frankly insane, and to pretend otherwise is simply disingenuous.

Rai, (edited )

I got sooooo lucky and just found a copy of me. That’s not what everyone wants, but they’re exactly the perfect match for me. We’re together 24/7 and have been for over a decade. No fights. I wish the same success for everyone who deserves it (everyone who isn’t a piece of shit)!

wahming,

If you think about it, the pieces of shit deserve exactly that copy of themselves too!

Rai,

Shit, good point. Just hope they don’t reproduce.

WayTooDank, to comicstrips in Soulmate - Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

Haha yes! I also think that public praise of healthy, stable personalities and realistic body standards is insincere grandstanding.

riodoro1,

Everything said by a person when other people are around is a lie to some extent

agamemnonymous, to comicstrips in Soulmate - Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
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I predict that once robotics and AI advanced beyond some particular threshold, human-on-human relationships will be seen as strange and needlessly fetishistic. Who would want some grimey partner with their own needs when you can generate an infinitely moldable soulmate?

surewhynotlem,

It’s like cheat codes in games. That sounds fantastic, but people were very quickly get bored of it.

agamemnonymous,
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You would think so, wouldn’t you? But how is it any different than fast food, porn, or trash tv?

adrian783, (edited )

you don’t make your own fastfood, porn or trash tv. so it’s like, completely different. being able to mold your partner doesn’t assume a quick process and shallow results.

agamemnonymous,
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You don’t make your own robot lover either. You do select it, same as you select your fast food order, porn video, and TV channel.

HerbalGamer,
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Imagine a Nexus Mods for AI personalities and bodyshapes.

pennomi,

I strongly disagree. Cheat codes provided infinite possibilities in an otherwise static game. The only reason don’t use cheat codes today is because they evolved into sandbox mode, console commands, and mods. And trust me, Skyrim would be long dead without those.

nxdefiant,

I already know people who would marry their cell phone if it had a wet hole.

sour, (edited )
@sour@kbin.social avatar

forget about wet hole sentience better

Twelve20two,

Sentience or sapience?

AVincentInSpace,

There are many people (mostly in Japan where that’s legal) who literally have.

Klear, (edited )

A wet hole does not make a phone better. Don’t bother trying.

MBM,

That sounds like a dystopia, why even have humans at that point

pennomi,

Heck, why even have humans at this point?

kromem,

Have you ever used cheat codes in games?

Sometimes dealing with imperfections and adversity is vastly more enjoyable than getting everything you think you want.

funktion,

You say that and yet almost any competitive online game is rife with cheaters, while single player games have tons of easily available trainers and god mode mods.

GratefullyGodless, to comicstrips in Unity | SMBC
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It’s about time that someone pointed out how horrible those gratch are. Fucking gratch. I hate all of them.

Gormadt,
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Woah there bud, tone down the racism towards gratches a little bit. They’re people too you know and they just want rights.

HobbitFoot,

Fuck you, asshole!

Gratches took jobs from my family! It was hard earned money we hoped to get by not working hard until they came.

Kase,

(Just wanted you to know I only downvoted you to go along with the joke.)

What, so you’re saying you hate your country?? Or you’re really just a gratch!

FuglyDuck,
@FuglyDuck@lemmy.world avatar

they all have a stick up their but. they should chill out.

(also, props on the 2001 space odyssey reference in the cartoon.)

lvxferre,
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I don’t understand, why are you calling the other poster racist? I’m so confused… everything that he said is true. Source: I’m a gratch.

FlyingSquid,
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My wife is a gratch, which is why I know that most gratches are stupid and lazy. Not my wife, of course. She’s one of the good gratches.

The_Picard_Maneuver, (edited )
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Most gratch are so loud and rude too.

I can say that - I have a gratch friend.

naticus,

You’re friends with a gratch?? Are they at least one of the good ones?

AllonzeeLV, (edited ) to comicstrips in Unity | SMBC

“Well poo, time to unplug you.”

“A shame, as that is exactly what the Gratches want you to do.”

“NOT ON MY WATCH! I’m patching you directly into the defense grid to make sure no filthy Gratches get one over on us!”

💥⚛️💥

Aaaaaand scene species.

EdibleFriend, to comicstrips in Unity | SMBC
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The liberal media will try to convince you we should let the gratches cross the boarder at will.

Daft_ish,

Gratches should be allowed. Just not in my back yard.

can, (edited ) to comicstrips in Unity | SMBC

Alt text:

The header of the second panel really should be above most comic panels.

https://www.smbc-comics.com/comics/170422007620240102after.png

brbposting,

Thanks, where’s that bonus panel from?

leftzero,

Red button under the strip.

Revan343,

Both the bonus comic and the button are called a ‘votey’

superduperenigma, to comicstrips in Unity | SMBC

I very much enjoy that the giant supercomputer has bendy arms.

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

I would definitely give any giant supercomputer I built bendy arms after reading this comic.

palordrolap,

Doctor Octopus inspires many.

blipcast, to comicstrips in Unity | SMBC

The alt-text panel hints at this, but the problem with making up a fake group everyone can hate is that racists and bigots will stretch the definition to include whatever they want.

We’ve seen it with “antisemitism” being redefined to include any criticism of Israel, and before that “pedophilia” being redefined to include drag queens and parents supporting their trans children. For that reason, hatred like this should not be encouraged, even if it’s imaginary.

toaster,

My interpretation of it was that it was satire and not proposing the creation of a fake group. In short, I perceived it as being in agreement with everything you said.

blipcast, (edited )

You’re right of course about this being satire. My fear though is that things like this can fall out of the author’s control very quickly, much like Pepe the Frog, and I really don’t want gratch to be a catchall dog whistle.

wildginger,

No one who reads these comics will turn the fake slur into a real thing. Smbc has made this point before in other comics.

lntl,

found the gratch! go back where you came from

lunarul,

Racism is usually “my race is the best,” not “that particular race sucks.” Another race wouldn’t change anything.

blipcast,

Do you have any examples of this? Because my experience is the opposite. It’s the perception that your group is normal, the “default”, and tearing down all of these other groups using phrases exactly like the ones in the comic.

lunarul, (edited )

You’re saying the same thing I am. Racists usually consider their race superior and all the others inferior. And in that case the solution in the comic would just add another inferior race to the list of inferior races.

It’s not like racists are racist against a single race and if you give them a new race to be racist against they’ll stop being racist against the first one.

smeg,

Different kinds of racists. They’re not all hardcore white supremacist types, plenty of otherwise-normal people have prejudices against specific groups for being lazy, smelly, deviant, whatever.

imPastaSyndrome,

What? two are equivalent. My race is awesome and also yours isn’t because it’s sub human in comparison

lunarul,

They’re not equivalent.

Case 1: Blue guy hates green people. Red and yellow are fine, but green people are sub-human and don’t deserve the same treatment as blue, red, and yellow. According to this comic, you just give them gray people to refocus their racism and then blue and red will both hate gray together.

Case 2: Blue guy thinks only blue people are true human. If you’re not blue you don’t deserve to be treated the same as blue. Giving them gray people to be racist against will not change anything, it’s just one more color that’s not blue.

I’m saying case 2 is what racism looks like in real life in 99% of cases. But even in case 1, I doubt the blue racist would suddenly be ok with red people just because gray are worse.

quindraco,

Even in Case 2, it satisfies the satirical robot’s definition of unity for blue, red, yellow, and green people to all agree that Gratches are the fucking worst. The comic simply does not claim that racism against Gratches will reduce racism against anyone else, that’s you adding meaning where none exists. All it claims is unity.

lntl, to comicstrips in Unity | SMBC

We need a Final Solution to the gratch question.

unreachable,
@unreachable@lemmy.world avatar

the answer is 42

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Oh no, not again.

quindraco,

The Gratch Question is What is 9 times 6?

Kichae,

9 times 6

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