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WarmSoda, to comicstrips in The plumber has no mercy

This is horrible. I can still hear his teeth on the cement, and I haven’t watched that movie in decades.

fylkenny, to memes in International game of 'Food Telephone'

America had just bad eyesight or the belgian flag was already faded. So black became more blueish and yellow became white.

Fuck_u_spez_, to risa in Kirk is too busy for paperwork

Bruh this is one trippy ass meme to stumble upon while one is on ketamine holy shit

The_Picard_Maneuver, to risa in Kirk is too busy for paperwork
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Here’s the rest of the (long) thread that I cut off for readability, but it’s also pretty funny:

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saltnotsugar, to memes in Really be some crazy people out there thinking they piss gold

If it smells like poop everywhere you go, check under your own shoe.

SpaceScotsman, to risa in P'takh means Girlfriend

French and Portuguese at the convention, their arms open.

saltnotsugar, to risa in P'takh means Girlfriend

Not gonna lie. I’d watch a Star Trek romantic comedy called Klingon To You.

b00m, to memes in The most useful state comparison
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The most mooseful of informations

Stamets, to risa in We all look great now. Very uniform-ready.
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I shit thee not, this actually happened to me.

I applied for cosmetology class when I was in high school. No one questioned it at all because not only was I a blatantly obvious nerd but I was also the only openly gay guy in the school. First day I’m told to meet in a room I didn’t even know existed. Fucking mirrors everywhere. Circular tables around the mirrors with decapitated heads for as far as the eye could see, all with horrific hairstyles and blank, expressionless faces. Went in. Sat down. Realized I was the only one in the room with a set of testicles and started to slowly piece together where I done majorly goofed.

Class was surprisingly good. I can french braid now. I did fail however because the teacher hated me. Not only was I gay, which she didn’t like, but I wasn’t a “stereotypical” gay guy which she somehow found more infuriating. A dude who didn’t come off as particularly effeminate but was comfortable enough doing peoples hair. 2 weeks before the final class she ‘lost’ my module and expected me to make up the entirety of the semesters work in 2 weeks. All worked out. She broke her ankle the next year after someone got berated so hard they pissed themselves. Janitor was on the way to clean it up, she wasn’t looking where she was going, and slipped in it and fell down a nearby set of stairs.

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Cyberwitch_7493, to memes in Want some so bad but not willing to trade organs for it
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It’s kinda like comparing universal healthcare to individual payer for-profit insurance. One rewards everyone as a universal system with consistency (at least in theory) and the other rewards only rich people.

xusontha, to risa in Me at a party when someone mentions they also like Star Trek

Me kidnapping my friend to watch Lower Decks

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Look at that I’m learning markdown

Blackmist, to memes in But if you're 3 minutes late they throw a hissyfit

You guys are getting to see your doctors?

TheWiseAlaundo, to memes in But if you're 3 minutes late they throw a hissyfit

I actually did ask my Doctor about why this happens once. Mainly it’s because if a patient before you has something that needs more time it messes up the schedule for every patient after… and this happens every single day. If no one cancels their appointments, then this problem just continually compounds throughout the day. The best bet to being seen on time is to be the first patient of the day.

Or just intentionally show up a few minutes late and take the mild scolding from the receptionist. It’s not like they’re going to turn ya away

ButtholeSpiders, to memes in Think about it

Think about it? It’s all I think about already!

some_guy, to comicstrips in Think of who you're hurting before you consider piracy.

Odd contradiction. I support pirating when a person can’t access media legally (whether due to financials or just dick-moves by corps). However, this is the same logic that writers are striking against with streaming and I sure as hell support them.

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