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tubaruco, to lemmyshitpost in This is horsecaca. As a pansexual male, I prefer a Dutch oven.

where the hell did that image come from

ickplant,
@ickplant@lemmy.world avatar

You should try browsing deep into stock images sometime. Some weird shit in there.

Bougie_Birdie, to memes in Billions must fry
@Bougie_Birdie@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

I often see memes about world events before I see a headline, they’re on to something here.

I also just had to go look out the window to make sure the sun wasn’t blowing up, because you never know

The_Picard_Maneuver,
@The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website avatar

Don’t worry, I’ll DM you a meme if it happens.

jerrythegenius,
@jerrythegenius@lemmy.world avatar

Can you send it to me as well please?

BmeBenji, to memes in Billions must fry

While I agree with the sentiment here, any sudden event happening with the Sun is is the only kind of event that could not be communicated by memes. It would require someone to witness the light of the supernova, create a meme, and post it from the section of the Earth experiencing noon, and for someone experiencing midnight to read the same meme at the same exact moment the supernova reaches them. Internet doesn’t travel faster than light, and the knowledge of a supernova happening requires being hit with the light generated by it.

Lux, (edited )

that was the joke

oce, (edited )
@oce@jlai.lu avatar

Our sun will not explode, it will become a red giant, progressively grill us, pulse and contract to a white dwarf. Got a couple hundreds of millions of years before the intensity becomes unbearable, that’s a thousand times the age of our species. Hopefully we have figured interstellar travel by then, if we don’t have already destroyed ourselves. www.space.com/solar-system-fate-when-sun-dies

threelonmusketeers,

I’m hoping we figure out starlifting before then. With a bit of help, our sun could last much longer.

brbposting,

Yeah let’s just ignore alien memes

BmeBenji,

Alien memes can’t get to Earth any faster than a light can

brbposting,

LIKE THEY HAVEN’T THOUGHT OF THAT 👽

jabathekek, to lemmyshitpost in Oreos set to replace communion wafers.
@jabathekek@sopuli.xyz avatar

From the moment I understood the weakness of my bread, it disgusted me. I craved the energy and sweetness of sugar.

AdmiralShat,

The Omnomnomissiah?

Andonno, (edited )

I aspired to the purity of simple carbs.
Your kind, cling to their complex carbohydrates. As though they will not break down and fatten you. One day the diet you call balanced will starve you, and you will beg my kind to save you.
But I am already saved…

Because sucrose is eternal.

Even in death I serve the Nomnissiah.

The_Eminent_Bon, to lemmyshitpost in This is horsecaca. As a pansexual male, I prefer a Dutch oven.

I would argue dutch ovens aren’t pans

ObviouslyNotBanana,
@ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

They’re deep pans if you think about it

Seudo, to lemmyshitpost in You ask too much of him

Straight up description of an entity thousands report seeing while on DMT tho.

afraid_of_zombies, (edited )

Which indicates that it is

  1. A failure state the human brain goes into. Like how certain optical illusions work on nearly everyone
  2. Humans build narratives off senses. If there is already a cultural narrative and you have weird data will put it in there. You got a round peg and your culture gave you a round hole.
  3. A physical chemical allows you to outwit infinitely powerful infinitely higher beings and they are powerless to stop it.

3 doesn’t seem very likely.

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA,
@HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world avatar

Inre #3 I dunno the god I worship is outwitted by butter.

agamemnonymous,
@agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works avatar

Where does outwitting come into the equation in the first place? By all accounts, the interaction is reported as being entirely consensual.

afraid_of_zombies,

Because they choose to be invisible.

agamemnonymous,
@agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works avatar

Where’d you get that idea?

afraid_of_zombies,

Inference. Being invisible to us and complex is going to take a lot of effort to deceive us. You can’t see with an invisible eye. You can’t avoid sinking into the core of the earth unless you have some density, which makes you wonder why we never see their footprints. So if all our senses and technology has failed to find them they must be actively working towards that goal.

whostosay,

How hard to animals try to use camouflage? Maybe it’s just a natural state.

afraid_of_zombies,

As I point out it doesn’t end there. Even if somehow some way humans just naturally couldn’t see them we have other senses we have other sensing technology we have inference. Mud and dust that show no footprints, radio site surveys that show no interference, radar, infrared, lidar…A lot of this stuff you can see for yourself

youtu.be/nXlqv_k4P8Q?si=HM3a8uUWbdlBc-TE

Heck how do they pass thru buildings to get in and out with density? Would we not all notice random doors and windows opening and closing? How many secure sites on earth where you need to badge in to a every room.

agamemnonymous,
@agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works avatar

Ever read Flatland?

afraid_of_zombies,

Yeps. Great FICTIONAL story. Ever read Batman Year One?

agamemnonymous, (edited )
@agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works avatar

No, but I’m not sure how it’s relevant to a conversation about invisible beings. I suppose you suspect that information beyond your ability to sense is impossible, your love of science and rationality has twisted into science fundamentalism.

You remind me of myself in my youth. Humility certainly gets easier with age. I recommend dialing back the antagonism a bit, I warn you that in 10, 15 years you’re going to look back and cringe.

If you’re anything like I was, that warning won’t make a difference though. It’s strange being on the other side. I wish it could be otherwise, but it’s unlikely. I suppose if there were a way to effectively communicate this, then I could’ve been spared a great deal of bitterness when I was younger. Alas.

Chickenstalker, to memes in Betrayal

How is it that we have socially ostracisized tobacco smoking but smoking weed is ok?

mmazikinn,

Geez I don’t know, maybe it’s because tobacco is wildly more toxic and carcinogenic. Maybe it’s because tobacco causes hundreds of thousands of deaths every year. Or perhaps it’s because tobacco is loaded with thousands of equally as toxic additives. Just spit balling here.

rimjob_rainer,

Wasn’t it the other way around?

MrJameGumb, to lemmyshitpost in Oreos set to replace communion wafers.
@MrJameGumb@lemmy.world avatar

The body of Christ now has a sweet creamy center just like me!

tacosanonymous,

You’re ready to let Jesus inside you.

AnonWyo,

“Jesus is coming!”

I damn well hope so. He’s been edging for 2,000 years.

jabathekek,
@jabathekek@sopuli.xyz avatar

The rapture is starting to smell very sticky.

CodexArcanum, to lemmyshitpost in You ask too much of him

It helps to be tripping absolute balls on mushrooms, peyote, or other hallucinogens. Well “helps” in the sense that while the angel will seem normal, ordinary rocks will now terrify you.

Hellnikko,

That’s where the burning bush comes in.

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA,
@HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world avatar

I’ve got an ointment what should help with that

RIP_Cheems, to memes in Betrayal
@RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world avatar

Well we never had D.A.R.E.

occhionaut,

Dont worry

Its comin’ up

stebo02,
@stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

what’s DARE??

IzzyScissor,

Drug Abuse Resistance Education

Notably, people who take this course are actually more likely to use drugs and alcohol.

stebo02,
@stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

okay but do they use more drugs because they took the course or did they take the course because they knew they would be more likely to use drugs?

CaptnNMorgan,

It was mandatory in public schools for a while.

CaptnNMorgan,

Because they would blatantly lie about the drugs so finding out how untrue it was made what “education” that was actually real seem less credible

RIP_Cheems,
@RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world avatar

Drug abuse resistance education, where the goal was to get kids to not do drugs, join gangs, or be violent by using a pledge.

wetnoodle, to memes in Betrayal
@wetnoodle@sopuli.xyz avatar

Man I signed that and now I sell weed (legally)

platypus_plumba,

Don’t you DARE smoke it though.

AutistoMephisto, to lemmyshitpost in You ask too much of him
@AutistoMephisto@lemmy.world avatar

If an angel appears before you in human form, they come bearing good news. If they appear before you in their true form, they come bearing responsibility.

Test_Tickles,

In my experience, if they appear before you in human form, it will cost you a few hundo to fuck it. If they appear in the other form, then if you offer it some of whatever you just took, it will fuck you for free.

werefreeatlast,

Fuck that I’m carrying a helo just in case. Toss on the meatball with wings at first sight. I need me some good news.

MacFearrs, to lemmyshitpost in Meeting a celebrity
bfg9k,
@bfg9k@lemmy.world avatar
afraid_of_zombies, to lemmyshitpost in You ask too much of him

Bible: Angels visit earth and have consensual relations with human women. Angels also visit Abe and Sarah appearing to be humans. Angels visit Lot and appear to be human.

Also Bible: be not afraid of me despite being a lovecraftian nightmare!

Can’t even keep their lies straight

Jomega,

Seraphim are only one type of angel. The Cherubim are perfectly fuckable if you’re into the whole four heads thing.

afraid_of_zombies,

I wonder if they have four of other body parts. In which case it could really work out well for you.

Nobody, to memes in Betrayal

I was disappointed to find out that people aren’t aggressively offering you free drugs everywhere you go. Those DARE bastards lied to me.

LaunchesKayaks,
@LaunchesKayaks@lemmy.world avatar

The only people who have offered me drugs are friends who were offering to be polite. I always decline, but use the phrase “No thank you” to let them know I appreciate the gesture.

jdf038,

You mean you don’t yell “that’s not cool, man,” and then pull out a skateboard, do a kick flip, and then ride off?!

LaunchesKayaks,
@LaunchesKayaks@lemmy.world avatar

Well, I will from now on. I wanna look that cool

xantoxis,

“That was so weird and uncool, he’s never even skated before as far as I know.”

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