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RootBeerGuy, to comicstrips in Something on the wing [Tyler Hendrix]
@RootBeerGuy@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

Pnut

Viking_Hippie,

They’re like packaging peanuts, but with salt.

MycelialMass,

With millions of packs made do you know how much theyd save omitting those redundant letters??

samus12345,
@samus12345@lemmy.world avatar
don, to comicstrips in Something on the wing [Tyler Hendrix]

In what universe is anyone in economy getting bags of peanuts that large

FlightyPenguin,
@FlightyPenguin@lemmy.world avatar

And so much legroom.

Viking_Hippie,

Those aren’t peanuts. Pnuts are salted packaging foam. https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/f79e0c2b-82be-4fae-aa38-f94584395dc7.png

JaymesRS, to memes in Presidential fitness test

Speaking of crazy things in US PE classes, if you learned to Square Dance, it was because Henry Ford was a racist who was afraid of Jazz.

yeather,

There’s usually a dance section included in PE instruction, mostly to break up hard physical activity snd allow kids to have fun. The type of dancing depends on the school and the state, we did salsa dancing in Florida.

captainlezbian, (edited )

We waltzed in german Catholic land, but we also square danced because midwest

Chetzemoka,

You’re younger than I am. For my generation, it was all square dancing.

JaymesRS,

Same. I lived in Minnesota and Indiana and did Square Dancing in both.

son_named_bort,

Same here. Nobody liked it.

Mouselemming,

I’m over 60, growing up in SoCal we had Square Dancing and the Maypole but also the Mexican Hat Dance, plus Tinikling, the Filipino one with two poles. Oh, and I think a bit of Hula.

(Later as a teacher I taught my 2nd graders some Russian dancing I had learned from my ballet teacher, because little kids are bouncy and kicky and we could do it inside when it rained.)

NJSpradlin,

We did the Macarena where I was in GA.

Zron,

“Allow the kids to have fun”

Should have told that to my PE teacher in grade school. I’ve never been good at dancing, and I got pulled aside multiple times in front of the class because I just couldn’t follow some of the dances we were supposed to do. These weren’t for competitions or anything, just as an activity.

That’s when I learned that not all bullies are children.

corsicanguppy,

Let me guess: “if you only applied yourself, you’d get it. It’s easy (for me). Watch!”

Anticorp,

That might be why it was added to the curriculum at first, but that’s certainly not why it stayed, nor why we did it at my school. It’s a pretty fun activity too, so a good use of that PE time.

corsicanguppy,

Man. We hated square dancing time in PE.

ethanolparty,

I had horrible eyesight and was shockingly inept at all sportball games, even compared to other hopeless nerds, so I found it slightly less awful than the stuff we usually did.

poppy,

I never had dancing in PE in any grade. Can’t decide if that sucks or not. Maybe I’d have better coordination now. We did get roller skating week though.

ZombieMantis, (edited )
@ZombieMantis@lemmy.world avatar

We did square dancing, but I’m from Texas, so our families joined the hoedown. I was so proud of my bolo, fond memories.

And I don’t think it was part of the curriculum, I think they were just throwing a party for graduation or something. It’s been years, and this was when I was little, in elementary school.

I_Fart_Glitter, to lemmyshitpost in Does Lemmy skew old enough for this one?

This commercial aired during the Superbowl in 2006, which was like… 5 years ago… right…?

Beelzebob,

I remember the 06 Superb Owl game! The Great Horns vs The Screeches! What a wonderful time! But the commercial has been around since 69.

AngryCommieKender, (edited )

The original commercial aired in 1968

popicon.life/5-sweet-facts-mr-owl-tootsie-pop-mas…

henfredemars, to comicstrips in Something on the wing [Tyler Hendrix]

Hilarious as someone currently crammed into such seat waiting for departure.

The_Picard_Maneuver,
@The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website avatar

Hope you remembered to bring goggles. And a coat.

odium,

And oxygen tank, and an astronaut suit.

TropicalDingdong, to memes in Presidential fitness test

All those who vote to make this test required for all presidential candidates say aye…

grue, (edited )

Being fit to be drafted is for the little people. Presidential candidates can just get out of it by claiming to have bone spurs.

hungryphrog, to memes in Choose carefully

Your gf doesn’t do that? Weird.

Ziglin,

Is your girlfriend perchance a Dyson Sphere?

sunbrrnslapper, to memes in Presidential fitness test

I did it to impress George Bush Sr. I’m not sure he cares either.

jopepa,

Same reason W wanted to be president and same result

sunbrrnslapper,

Haha!

Jaybob32, to lemmyshitpost in Does Lemmy skew old enough for this one?

It takes 1149 licks

xia,

Or one continuous lick.

0nXYZ,

I need a spindle speed in order to record a duration?

kittenzrulz123, to lemmyshitpost in Does Lemmy skew old enough for this one?

I recognized this and I’m not old… Am I?..

RIP_Cheems, (edited )
@RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world avatar

Buddy, I’ve been asking the same question for a while now, and as a far as the youth is concerned, we’re ancient.

Chocrates,

No cap.

twack,

Based.

RGB3x3, (edited )

Rly doe, fam, u be trippin’ if u think u got drip… sheeeesh. Cheugy like no cap

Pinklink, to lemmyshitpost in Does Lemmy skew old enough for this one?

90s mascots were so random. Like why an owl with a graduation hat? He just graduated, so now he is wise, and can offer insight into lollipop licking? Was that his major?

mwproductions,

“Until the second half of the twentieth century, mortarboards were often worn by schoolteachers, and the hat remains an icon of the teaching profession.” [source]

So they weren’t saying that he just graduated, they were saying that he was learned (the tortoise even says, “he is the wisest of us all”).

AlligatorBlizzard,

And owls being symbolic of wisdom is at least as old as as the Greek gods - Athena’s symbolism included owls.

MBM,

Which is ironic because owls are pretty dumb

beizhia,
@beizhia@lemmy.world avatar

That’s how it used to be. You asked questions to people who were believed to be wise, and then their answer was what the truth was. And most of the things we “knew” were just wrong.

Not that it’s less complicated now…

jettrscga,

You’re focused on that? Why was the boy naked with only a tootsie pop, and talking to an owl?

hexabs, to lemmyshitpost in Does Lemmy skew old enough for this one?

Idk about old, but lemmy does skew American enough for me to mot understand this.

cashews_best_nut,

The damn Septics are everywhere. Like a meaty fart that clings in the air.

AFKBRBChocolate, to memes in Presidential fitness test

I still have my presidential physical fitness award. I’m old, mine is signed by Nixon. It’s a very official looking certificate with a patch that I put under the glass in the frame. Back when I used to hang my work awards on my office wall, I used to have that one in with them. Most people didn’t ever notice, but every once in a while someone would be looking at them and I could always see the exact moment they realized what it was.

AngryCommieKender,

Mine’s signed by Clinton.

AFKBRBChocolate,

More admirable but not as funny

corsicanguppy,

Is that the same flex as the “I ate a grilled-cheese in Woolworth’s” badge of honour?

AFKBRBChocolate,

I don’t think I know the reference, but it sounds equivalent.

jopepa, to memes in Presidential fitness test

Did you know all of those sit and reach boxes were manufactured by Halliburton? Follow the money…

jettrscga,

How much could a box cost? $10k?

corsicanguppy,

We were poor rural Canadians. Our sit-and-reach used a wooden ruler and a blocky wood scrap.

Kolanaki, (edited )
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

I remember doing the presidential fitness tests; but my school didn’t have any equipment for it… My school didn’t even fund a rich asshole?! We just did it for funsies?!

jopepa,

Follow the funsies…

RizzRustbolt,

Bozo! I fuckin’ knew it!

Your reign of ping-pong terror stops now!

jopepa,

Honk Honk! Burst of confetti and a red balloon remains. It floats but doesn’t rise, though the string is attached to nothing.

gibmiser,

Man, I had to go check it just in case.

stratosfear,

Did you find the proof? I gave it a half-effort on mobile and didn’t succeed…

dependencyinjection,

And?

jopepa,

Was it Lockheed Martin?

EvacuateSoul,

In Civil Air Patrol they just screwed a ruler into a box.

Anticorp, to memes in Choose carefully

Hold up! Isn’t a Dyson sphere pretty low maintenance once it’s built?

JohnDClay,

I guess it would depend on the temperature resistance and how the power is transmitted. Even solar panels wear out, and the collection surfaces of a dyson sphere would be a lot higher temp. But with something that scale, I’d imagine it would be a ton of maintenance work even if was a tiny amount per area.

Unforeseen,

Yeah it’s a misconception, it’s the Dyson swarm that’s high maintenance

schema,

I mean wouldn’t you still have to maintain the electrics of a sun sized surface? I guess you could use its own power for maintenance robots…

Anticorp,

All I know is that Picard’s Enterprise found a long abandoned Dyson Sphere and it was still functional.

Fedizen, (edited )

I doubt it. A structure like that would be an enourmous engineering project pummeled by solar radiation on the inside and space debris on the outside.

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