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ReallyActuallyFrankenstein, to lemmyshitpost in You ask too much of him

This is a good angel to support the theory that angels are actually misunderstood four-spatial-dimensional beings who survived the universe collapsing to three spatial dimensions.

samus12345,
@samus12345@lemmy.world avatar

This is a good angel

Interesting time for that particular typo.

tate, to memes in Billions must fry
@tate@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

I know it’s overly pedantic to say this:

The sun can’t go supernova because it hasn’t finished fusing hydrogen. When it does finish, it will swell up to a red giant. This has to happen before it can explode, and the swelling process will take a very long time (in human terms).

gibmiser,

Well, ya see he used that word IF. Admittedly it is doing some heavy lifting here, but… well, thanks for the science fact I guess.

Wogi,

Do you feel better having said it?

Sotuanduso,

Yeah.

Wogi,

Well then I’m happy for you stranger

ObsidianZed,

Secondly, would it even be possible to know in that the sun has exploded?

The meme says “in the 8 minutes it takes for the light to reach us” but that would also be the precise moment in which we learn of the explosion leaving us with no time to make memes.

Which leads me back to my initial question, how, if at all possible, could we setup an early (seconds/minutes) warning system for such an event?

Possibly some kind of quantum entangled alarm system in a lower orbit around the sun?

Completely tossing around BS of course, just an interesting thought experiment.

ricecake,

Quantum entanglement can’t actually transmit information, it just looks like it can sometimes due to how quantum mechanics can get weird.

Get a red ball and a blue ball, and two boxes. Close your eyes and out one ball in each box. These box-balls are now “entangled”, in that you know that the contents of one is not the content of the other.
Send a box to a different country, and open yours. You instantly know that the other ball is red, since yours is blue, but the holder of the other box knows nothing new.

With the QM, it the same basic setup except both particles are in an indeterminate state, and when you look you’re making it “pick” which state it’s in, and it also makes the other one “pick”.
You can’t force it to collapse one way or the other without breaking the entanglement either, so it’d be like red-blue ball, and when you force it to be red, the other ball now has a 50/50 chance of also being red.

My guess for the only way to get some warning would be if the supernova had some form of initial, not-cataclysmic flash or outgassing shortly beforehand.

ObsidianZed,

Is that not just quantum superpositioning, which I thought was technically a separate, though possibly intertwined, concept?

ricecake,

Superposition is just the “it’s in multiple states at once” part. Entanglement is the property of making how one particle comes out of superposition interrelated with how another one does.

bstix,

No and yes. If it happened instantaneously then no.

However, scientists are capable of predicting solar flares well in advance. They can do that by looking at what is happening on the surface of the sun. If it was about to explode, there’d likely be some kind of unusual activity there for several days prior to the explosion. The sun is also rather big. So even if aliens decided to blow it up unexpectedly, it’d probably take more than a few minutes for the explosion to engulf the entire sun, meaning that you would have time to send a meme before lights went out.

I’m not really sure what other purpose a warning system could have. There’s no good place to hide if the sun goes out.

ObsidianZed,

it’d probably take more than a few minutes for the explosion to engulf the entire sun, meaning that you would have time to send a meme before lights went out.

Okay, good. That makes me feel better.

funnystuff97,

What if it happened at night? Then we’d be fine, right?

teft, (edited )
@teft@lemmy.world avatar

The sun isn’t big enough to go nova, period. It will swell up in ~5 billion years when it runs out of hydrogen in the core and starts burning helium. Then the sun will start climbing the fusion chain up to iron and there the fusion reaction in the core will die out. When this occurs the outer shell will kind of just slough away leaving a planetary nebula and an extremely hot naked mostly iron core. This core is a white dwarf and will just continue to glow for a few tens of billions of years until it loses all its heat. No fusion is happening in this bad boy it just glows from the residual heat and the heat is so hot it takes longer than the current age of the universe for that heat to dissipate.

Back to the original point though is that the sun won’t explode in a supernova because it lacks the mass to do that. You need a star that is at least 8 times as massive as the sun in order to get a supernova.

Che_Donkey, to memes in Billions must fry
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The_Picard_Maneuver,
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Wogi,

Great now give me a star trek meme about some terrible world event.

I’m thinking an Archer based meme if you got em.

The_Picard_Maneuver,
@The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website avatar

Hmm… How about this one (not mine) about saving the whales and spam calls?

https://startrek.website/pictrs/image/546e557f-c180-4275-9127-827b0385a0e7.jpeg

LemmyIsFantastic, (edited ) to memes in Betrayal

Pretty sure you’d have seen a shit show for anyone who chose not to sign. Especially in like 5th grade when you got this stuff. Most 10 years olds are scared shitless by cops.

TokenBoomer,

Alcohol is the gateway drug

LemmyIsFantastic,

Meh, seems to be both. Don’t get me wrong, alcohol is way worse overall. But in my experience the biggest gateway drug to harder stuff is music festivals and learned household behavior from kids in shitty situations.

ericbomb, (edited )

So funny story about that, because I decided I hated going to school I went to an “alternate” high school that was also where kids who were kicked out of traditional school went.

They’d be like “you get this candy bar if you pledge not to do drugs or drink underage!” And some teens would straight up say “nah I’m good” and I just appreciate the honesty of those kids.

teft, to memes in Billions must fry
@teft@lemmy.world avatar

/checks post time

Phew

takeda,

If it happens we won’t know about it for 8 minutes until it reaches us.

lettruthout, to memes in Billions must fry

Oh, from the title it looked like this was a statement by the oil industry - defending it’s profiteering in the face of climate change.

ricecake,

I was skimming and thought the sun baby was saying “billionaires”, and I was like, right on comrade sun baby. Right on.

EgonDhuman, to lemmyshitpost in I hated the Colonel, with his wee beady eyes!
LinkOpensChest_wav,

Wow, I don’t really care for his music, but I’ve got to respect this

gnomesaiyan, to memes in Betrayal
@gnomesaiyan@lemmy.world avatar

I don’t do drugs, I just smoke weed.

Ultragramps,
@Ultragramps@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

It’s a Plant, mon! From da ert!

doingless,

Yeah they were right about shit like heroin and meth, I knew enough people who threw their lives away to that shit. But my stoner friends were successful and chill. It’s the only drug I care for. I know about benefits of psychedelics but it isn’t for me.

son_named_bort, to memes in Betrayal

Do they know that Drugs Are Really Expensive?

jaybone,

They told me people would hand out drugs for free to get me hooked. Where are all these free drugs?

son_named_bort,

They’re in Halloween candy.

AngryCommieKender,

More accurate than the BS acronym the program uses. I cannot believe it’s still around…

moody, to memes in Betrayal

I don’t touch the devil’s lettuce. I’m more of a jazz cabbage man.

fogstormberry,

ive always called it gods green gift (not religious anymore)

jordanlund, to comicstrips in Resume gap [Elder Cactus]
@jordanlund@lemmy.world avatar

I used to sell books back in the day in a super hippie crunchy counter culture town.

One day this guy came in we lovingly described as “a little bit fried”… Heavy drug use left him just a little crispy around the edges.

But he was making an effort, he had on a suit and tie that was maybe 20 years out of date. A GoodWill find probably.

“Hey man, is there a book that can help me fix a hole in my resume?”

“Well… it kinda depends on how big a hole you’re talking about and what you were doing…”

. . .

“I TOOK TEN YEARS OFF TO FOLLOW THE DEAD!!! 🤘🤘🤘🤘🤘”

“You know, in any OTHER town that could work against you… in THIS town… you could put that ON your resume and have people go ‘DUDE! WHAT SHOWS DID YOU SEE???’”

LinkOpensChest_wav,

Deadhead grindset

jordanlund,
@jordanlund@lemmy.world avatar

“Ticket Procurer” It’s a skillet! :)

agent_flounder,
@agent_flounder@lemmy.world avatar

Hell yeah. And I don’t even like the Dead (sorry don’t hate me) but anybody living their best life vs living to work is ok in my book.

LazaroFilm,
@LazaroFilm@lemmy.world avatar

You could probably write off as roadie position for A-list talent on world tour.

Wogi, to memes in Betrayal

I was one of the very small number of children that bought that bullshit, that all drugs are bad and what have you, but even I thought signing that pledge was kinda fucked up. Like you were required to sign it, we didn’t have a choice.

Cossacks,

I thought the same thing, we had to sign it or we failed 5th grade (or that’s what I was told).

partial_accumen,

Like you were required to sign it, we didn’t have a choice.

Only years later with exposure to contract law did we learn about that pledge lacking “equal consideration” rendering the document null and void.

waigl,

Does “duress” not enter into it as well?

killeronthecorner,
@killeronthecorner@lemmy.world avatar

Then sprinkle on some child abuse and, voila!

jaybone,

Sprinkle on some crack and book em, Lou.

OmegaMouse, to lemmyshitpost in Meeting a celebrity
@OmegaMouse@pawb.social avatar

Byeah

Maven,
@Maven@lemmy.world avatar

Byeah

limelight79, to risa in “You can use logic to justify almost anything. That's its power - and its flaw.” -Captain Janeway

Plot twist: Kirk wins and claims her as his own, and takes her on the Enterprise.

oKtosiTe,
@oKtosiTe@lemmy.world avatar

The next pon farr is gonna be aaaawkwaaaard!

GraniteM,

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TheInsane42, to piracy in I should figure out how myself
@TheInsane42@lemmy.world avatar

It’s interesting to see that subscriptions are forced upon users everywhere.

I only game on mobile in games that are basically f2p. When I like something in that game or want to do a monthly pass I pay for that, once. I have deliberately no payment option what so ever linked to the mobile account as I don’t trust Google not to sneak in an unwanted payment. (Or a game fritzing out and doing a payment for me)

Yes, games are entertainment and just like TV/streaming, a subscription could be useful for die-hard gamers, but I see digital content being ‘sold’ for buyers to ‘own’ and then the bought items being removed to much. Corporate greed is spiraling out of control.

newthrowaway20,

I don’t trust Google not to sneak in an unwanted payment. (Or a game fritzing out and doing a payment for me)

This doesn’t happen. You can just admit you don’t trust yourself not to spend more money.

TheInsane42,
@TheInsane42@lemmy.world avatar

I already had games tell me I couldn’t spend when I didn’t order anything, so I’m good this way. No payment method linked to my account without a clear intent to spend that exact moment. Link paypal, spend, unlink paypal works perfectly. (or else when I have cash, buy a giftcard when the amount is close enough to what I want to spend.

jjlinux,

Correction, corporate greed spiraled out of control long ago. It’s just that more and more of us can see it as time passes.

I figured this out about 7 years ago. I used to do drugs when I was younger (thank God for getting me off that train) and the “drug pusher” behavior of these companies was just too evident. So, for me it was sort of a natural reaction to put as much distance as possible from “ZuckMyBerg” and his crap services, then Microshit and Crapple followed shortly after. The hardest part was moving away from Google (I know, they could easily be the worst offenders, but who’s to say), and I’m almost 100% G-Free. Streaming (audio and video) followed closely.

At first it was a real struggle, trying to self-hosted as much as possible. But with all the amazing FOSS devs out there, it’s also getting increasingly easier.

Yes, it’s a lot of effort to move from all this cloud stuff and subscriptions to using only your own stuff, specially getting family and acquaintances to move away from the mainstream crap, in particular communication services (WhatsApp and the like). In all honesty though, I’m happy with this tradeoff, because only the people that really want to have me around choose to add the secure and private services I’m willing to use, effectively removing irrelevant individuals from my life.

My biggest concern right now are not evil corporations, but governments (democratic or otherwise) backing up all this privacy invasion and abuse.

When shit hits the fan, a lot of people will say (or just think) "damn, he told me about this and I didn’t listen.

We, the ones that keep informed on these matters, have the responsibility to attempt to make others aware. Although it’s really hard since most of us are not on mainstream channels and won’t touch the common stuff with a 10 foot pole.

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