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dojan, to lemmyshitpost in Is that your boyfriend?
@dojan@lemmy.world avatar

I’m never planning on lifting 225 kilo, but good luck to anyone who is trying to!

Aurenkin,

Yeah that’s insane. I’m barely able to do 105kg, pretty sure I’d have to get bitten by a radioactive spider to have a chance of getting to 225

datelmd5sum,

or an anabolic spider

trouble,

It’s 225 pound or 100kg converted

dojan,
@dojan@lemmy.world avatar

Oh. The point stands! I can carry my dog, he’s about 35kg. Beyond that I’ll pay someone to carry stuff for me.

Matty_r,
@Matty_r@programming.dev avatar

225kg is world record levels. Very few people can do that.

RIP_Cheems, to memes in Presidential fitness test
@RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world avatar

The pain. THE PAIN.

WhiskyTangoFoxtrot,

Steady! I warn you not to try jerking away. I am old, but my hand can drive this needle into your neck before you can escape me.

RIP_Cheems,
@RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world avatar

Coach, please let me out of the closet. I want to go home.

threelonmusketeers,

Does Elmo have choice to not?

corsicanguppy,

Fear is the mind-killer.

evasive_chimpanzee, to lemmyshitpost in Does Lemmy skew old enough for this one?

That’s a barred owl.

Fun fact: you can talk to them, and they’ll talk back. Whether it’s a good idea or not, I have no clue, but I’ve done it

MyDearWatson616,

Fun fact you can talk to just about anything

DoucheBagMcSwag, (edited )

This reminds of of the classic MS DOS mindscape point and click games like Shadowgate or Deja Vu (“What would you like to SAY to the table?”) And the typical responses of such nonsense:

You have strange views of companionship friend

You are greeted with silence

Delirium is the gateway to insanity!

MataVatnik,
@MataVatnik@lemmy.world avatar

They just aggressively clack their beaks at me

Voyajer, (edited ) to lemmyshitpost in Does Lemmy skew old enough for this one?
@Voyajer@lemmy.world avatar

I would hope so, GenZ would have seen that commercial growing up. Edit: Actually isn’t it still being aired?

ColeSloth,

I haven’t watched a TV commercial in probably over a decade, but I guess I kind of assumed that they were still showing these.

swab148, to memes in Presidential fitness test
@swab148@startrek.website avatar

Is this some sort of PE meme that I’m too Marching Band to understand?

someguy3, (edited )

Marching in the elements, while carrying an instrument, while playing, god forbid you have a wind instrument. That’s gotta be more physically gruelling than a PE class catering to the lowest common denominator.

captain_aggravated,
@captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works avatar

Marching band was considered a varsity sport at my high school. Because if the golf team are considered athletes, so am I.

dejected_warp_core, to memes in Someone make glasses that do this please.

I have a pair that kind of does this. When I put them on, the ads go away but are replaced with huge phrases like “OBEY” and “THIS IS YOUR GOD” on every building. 7/10 - improved but not blocked.

dudinax,

You’re going to have to fight OP for half an hour before they try them.

mojofrododojo,

fight the shit out of OP. and they’re gonna smash your balls.

dejected_warp_core,

I would, but have you seen his posting history on this site? I can’t possibly match talent like that.

FinalRemix,

People look weird with them on, too…

Thcdenton,

“This one here, real fuckin ugly!”

anarchy79,
@anarchy79@lemmy.world avatar

Please explain to out of loopers.

Thcdenton, (edited )

youtu.be/qQgyoHsknIk?si=5aKTpXU3N9yF25-g

anarchy79,
@anarchy79@lemmy.world avatar

video not available? I think i may have taken too many antibiotics

Thcdenton,

Updated link. “They Live” (market scene)

foggy, to memes in Presidential fitness test

This very far predates George w Bush.

This predates George HW Bush

Chetzemoka,

Reagan kid here, can confirm

ObviouslyNotBanana,
@ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

Was Reagan impressed?

RizzRustbolt, (edited )

Bitch didn’t even show up to give me my award.

“Oh mommy… I’ve been shot…”

What a whiner.

captainlezbian,

Yeah it was Eisenhower. He was concerned our youth would be less fit than Europeans

Stovetop,

Eisenhower also predicted the US military industrial complex.

Man called 'em as he saw 'em I guess.

southsamurai, to memes in Choose carefully
@southsamurai@sh.itjust.works avatar

But it’s in incomplete list. Without boobs, it isn’t a fair comparison.

Master,

Dyson sphere has boobs

cmgvd3lw,

But no nipples

Mannimarco,

Boobs are pretty neat

m3t00, to lemmyshitpost in Does Lemmy skew old enough for this one?
@m3t00@lemmy.world avatar

3

scumola,

It’s th.th.th.th.three

WindyRebel, (edited )

Let’s find out. One, two-hoo, a-three! Three.

WhiskyTangoFoxtrot,

Decompress the main shuttlebay.

ChillCapybara, to lemmyshitpost in Does Lemmy skew old enough for this one?

Ask Mrs. Owl for the real wisdom.

WindyRebel,

Who!

Thcdenton, to memes in It's just a coffee

I’ve been free for so long I forget what it’s like

Chestnut,

What do you use for music?

Kusimulkku,

VLC

Dyskolos,

Bandcamp (pay what u want) and soulseek.

marx2k,

Ahh soulseek. That takes me back

Dyskolos,

Back? It’s still extremely relevant for niches :)

Thcdenton,

Youtube + ublock

Jorgelino, (edited )

On mobile i’ve got an app that lets me play youtube videos with the screen locked so i use that as well.

It’s a bit annoying cause the app does have ads as well, but only when you open it. If you put a video on and close it (leaving it playing on the background), there’s no ads

RubberElectrons, (edited )
@RubberElectrons@lemmy.world avatar

Oh, I’ve been using Newpipe to do this. Zero ads, free and open source too. Interface is a little rough, but you’ll get the hang of it quick.

Jorgelino,

Oh nice. I’ll check it out, thanks!

GregorGizeh, (edited )

My YouTube algorithm is just terrible. It will circle back the same 5-10 videos I have watched or liked some years ago, sprinkle in some rightwing political bullshit, or show only very tangentially related results.

Recent example: an underground artist popped into my head I used to listen to during my school days, and I wanted to go through their album for nostalgia.

Entering the artist and album name gives me two tracks from that album, a handful of other artists who have at some point collaborated, and the aforementioned unrelated or political results. Clicking through some of the videos always cycles back to the same few suggestions.

I even tried this on incognito mode to see if my login bricked the algorithm, but it was equally shitty. Apparently google can’t even get their own content indexed properly, not to mention actual web search.

Thcdenton,

The trick for me is to search playlists. But it might be a region issue depending on where you live

Klaymore,
@Klaymore@sh.itjust.works avatar

yt-dlp to download, Strawberry and JetAudio as music players, and Kid3qt for batch renames/metadata management

KillingTimeItself,

archive.org actually has quite a decent clearweb variety. The usual suspects have everything else.

Revan343,

Soulseek is good

baseless_discourse, (edited )

bandcamp is pretty great. Granted, they are still a for-profit company; a popular community based solution would be nice. But they do let you download lossless file to self-host or just listen on device.

The only complain is the lack of classical music (not modern/contemporary classical) on there. But I would imagine most classical music is public domain by now. I just don’t know where to find them…

Edit: found it: www.classiccat.net or internet archive has a huge collection of classical music.

JusticeForPorygon, to lemmyshitpost in Does Lemmy skew old enough for this one?
@JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.world avatar

They still play it today. It came out in 1970. That’s 53 years iirc

0x0,

Only 70s kids will get this

Heliumfart, to risa in Hi, Borg.

I feel like it could also lead into the expanse, early Mars…

directive0,
@directive0@lemmy.world avatar

Yeah FAM 100% feels like Expanse: The Prequel to me but totally different in tone and format. Just this last season I think we witnessed the genesis of the OPA and MCR.

Zoboomafoo,

There’s a colony ship in The Expanse named Mark Watney, so I like to think it’s the same timeline

Phegan, to lemmyshitpost in Does Lemmy skew old enough for this one?

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disheveledWallaby, (edited ) 

<span style="color:#323232;">1, 2, 3, 4, 5.
</span><span style="color:#323232;">6, 7, 8, 9, 10.
</span><span style="color:#323232;">Eleven. Twelve!
</span>
slingstone,

I heard the song in my head.

slingstone,

This is the correct answer.

macaroni1556, to memes in Someone make glasses that do this please.

Rather than blocking it out, replace it with greenery, shrubs, trees, flowers, grasses

Some of the most beautiful areas of any city are where people and nature are together. Just give me big ass trees alongside the towering buildings!

anarchy79,
@anarchy79@lemmy.world avatar

And instead of blocking it out, destroy it, and do the things that you said instead.

repungnant_canary,

I mean, if we’re talking about New York you’ve got a huge ass park just around the corner. But yeah, I agree

anarchy79,
@anarchy79@lemmy.world avatar

A park. How nice.

macaroni1556,

Yup, it’s amazing. And the real estate around central park is some of the most valuable in the world!

But plants are nearly free, so we could just have that in more places…

anarchy79,
@anarchy79@lemmy.world avatar

I heard they let us live.

Overshoot2648,

They also cool down the surrounding impermeable surfaces. We need more trees!

anarchy79,
@anarchy79@lemmy.world avatar

I love trees.

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