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tpihkal, to comicstrips in Little Caesar's [beetlemoses]

Is this a screenshot from Escape the Backrooms?

CryptidBestiary, to comicstrips in Little Caesar's [beetlemoses]

As a person who’s been in a Little Caesar’s, can confirm. That’s why the pizzas are so cheap, you must escape a liminal space first

funkless_eck,

if the space serves a purpose (must be escaped from) is it liminal any more and is actually now a locus?

lars, to lemmyshitpost in Let's not mention that His dad was looking at your dick.

Don’t make fun of stuff that people have no control over. Big dicks are hot. Small dicks are hot.

The only people that really care are people you’re not sleeping with. Fuck them. Not literally.

sagrotan, to lemmyshitpost in Let's not mention that His dad was looking at your dick.
@sagrotan@lemmy.world avatar

Look who’s talking, stick man

set_secret, to lemmyshitpost in Let's not mention that His dad was looking at your dick.

or that he is his dad

peg,

Or that his dad is in the small dick.

c0mbatbag3l, to lemmyshitpost in Let's not mention that His dad was looking at your dick.
@c0mbatbag3l@lemmy.world avatar

It’s to be a lesson to someone else, or something. Idk.

superfes, to lemmyshitpost in Let's not mention that His dad was looking at your dick.

Man, momo Jesus is a dick.

ininewcrow, to lemmyshitpost in Let's not mention that His dad was looking at your dick.
@ininewcrow@lemmy.ca avatar

Plot twist … Jesus is the father … of himself!

B1naryB0t, to lemmyshitpost in Let's not mention that His dad was looking at your dick.

Back in his day a small dick was considered civilized and even divine. A large dick was considered brutish and barbaric.

lowleveldata,

TIL I’m born divine

seiryth, (edited )

Funny what happens when the small dicked get into positions of influence

MeDuViNoX, to lemmyshitpost in Let's not mention that His dad was looking at your dick.
@MeDuViNoX@sh.itjust.works avatar

I can’t touch the bottom of a tuna can, but I can blow the sides out of it!

AnonWyo,

Why the hell ya sticking your dick in a tuna can?

MeDuViNoX,
@MeDuViNoX@sh.itjust.works avatar

It’s the only place that reminds me of her.

Annoyed_Crabby, to comicstrips in Found him [Martin Rosner]

Did he get amnesia and couldn’t remember anything passed 2 years ago?

feedum_sneedson, to comicstrips in Found him [Martin Rosner]

Well, I don’t get this at all.

Anticorp,

You’re not alone. Hey! Maybe we’re the main characters too?

The_Picard_Maneuver,
@The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website avatar

They’re just common movie/TV tropes.

pastermil, to comicstrips in Found him [Martin Rosner]

Lemme guess, he’s silent most of the time except when fighting?

Dasnap, (edited ) to comicstrips in Found him [Martin Rosner]
@Dasnap@lemmy.world avatar

“He sits at the back of the classroom next to the window.”

The_Picard_Maneuver,
@The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website avatar

Does the teacher often call on him while he’s daydreaming?

don, to comicstrips in Found him [Martin Rosner]

President Not Sure in his teenage years

Diabolo96, (edited )

Sir, he’s in his late twenties and yet has managed to fool everyone that he’s only 17.

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