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glimse, to comicstrips in Found him [Martin Rosner]

Jake Johnson is really funny though

chuckleslord,

See, the joke is that his name is so incredibly generic Midwest… dude that no one even knows who you’re talking about.

Now, the guy who plays Nick Miller from New Girl, he’s actually the funny one.

quilan,

Josh Johnson is another hilarious J. Johnson!

doingless, to memes in Presidential fitness test

I topped my school’s record score on those tests. I haven’t been able to afford to go to the dentist in more than 20 years. I wish they would have focused on making our society sustainable instead.

Gestrid, to memes in Presidential fitness test

The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. [beep] A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. [ding] Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.

shalafi, to comicstrips in Something on the wing [Tyler Hendrix]

I’m guessing no one gets this one?

“Nightmare at 20,000 Feet” - The Twilight Zone

www.youtube.com/watch?v=fXHKDb0CNjA

dipshit,

I though it was a new Boeing Max 9

The_Picard_Maneuver,
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samus12345,
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The_Picard_Maneuver,
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A casino where I always win?

Slovene,
candyman337,

Many people are aware of the reference even if they haven’t seen the full film

samus12345,
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ininewcrow, to comicstrips in Something on the wing [Tyler Hendrix]
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Money bags on the wing that paid for the upgrade to have a seat.

A cost cutting measure because those that didn’t pay for the upgrade usually don’t complete the journey.

m3t00, to memes in Someone make glasses that do this please.
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css is arcane magic

BeefDaddySupreme, to memes in Presidential fitness test
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Wanna do some pacers?

calmnchaos, to comicstrips in Something on the wing [Tyler Hendrix]

And it’s only a $20 discount…

don, to comicstrips in Something on the wing [Tyler Hendrix]

In what universe is anyone in economy getting bags of peanuts that large

FlightyPenguin,
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And so much legroom.

Viking_Hippie,

Those aren’t peanuts. Pnuts are salted packaging foam. https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/f79e0c2b-82be-4fae-aa38-f94584395dc7.png

henfredemars, to comicstrips in Something on the wing [Tyler Hendrix]

Hilarious as someone currently crammed into such seat waiting for departure.

The_Picard_Maneuver,
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Hope you remembered to bring goggles. And a coat.

odium,

And oxygen tank, and an astronaut suit.

LazaroFilm, (edited ) to comicstrips in Something on the wing [Tyler Hendrix]
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This comic is brought to you by Boeing.

— Boeing, an open door to the skies.

frezik,

The real monsters were airline executives the entire time.

superduperenigma,

“When one door closes, another door violently blasts open”

agent_flounder,
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You sure? I see no flames or crashing.

RootBeerGuy, to comicstrips in Something on the wing [Tyler Hendrix]
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Pnut

Viking_Hippie,

They’re like packaging peanuts, but with salt.

MycelialMass,

With millions of packs made do you know how much theyd save omitting those redundant letters??

samus12345,
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lemmefixdat4u, to lemmyshitpost in Does Lemmy skew old enough for this one?

It takes a lot fewer licks now than when this commercial came out (shrinkflation).

Underwaterbob, to lemmyshitpost in Does Lemmy skew old enough for this one?

I miss Saturday morning cartoons. Sure, looking back, a lot of those cartoons sucked, (quality is on average much higher these days) but it was more about the ritual and the expectation. Saturday morning TV was for me.

Peppycito,

I’ve got a hankerin’ for a hunk of cheese!

somethingp,

Yeah most of those used to be shit but it was like a ritual every weekend. Are Saturday morning cartoons not a thing anymore?

Jomega,

They got replaced by 24 hour dedicated children’s channels, which in turn got replaced by streaming.

somethingp,

I’m not that old! I had Nickelodeon and Disney Channel and Cartoon Network, but there were still Saturday morning cartoons on WB and PBS. The Saturday morning cartoons weren’t as good as the others but it was still something special about the mornings.

m0darn,

As a parent of young children I’ve learned that Saturday morning cartoons are actually for my wife and I to have a moment to ourselves.

Gestrid, (edited ) to lemmyshitpost in Does Lemmy skew old enough for this one?

Mister Owl, how many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop?

I was a kid when I first saw that commercial, and it was already old by then.

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