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dQw4w9WgXcQ, to memes in Presidential fitness test

Before going to the comments section, I was like “wtf is this post?”

After reading a few comments, I’m fully bewildered. What the fuck is up with your crazy country?

Chriswild,

We don’t know either. It’s just fucked and nobody cares.

DragonTypeWyvern,

It’s a fitness test for students so the government can track public health metrics. That Lemmy has a problem with it says a lot about Lemmy and nothing about America being “crazy.”

That’s unrelated.

MaoZedongers, to lemmyshitpost in Do-over

Ayo is the Fred

hexabs, to lemmyshitpost in Does Lemmy skew old enough for this one?

Idk about old, but lemmy does skew American enough for me to mot understand this.

cashews_best_nut,

The damn Septics are everywhere. Like a meaty fart that clings in the air.

PatFussy, to lemmybewholesome in Continuing the cycle

https://imgs.search.brave.com/CV2Jyd0Lcu2wjhwgR4LswNlOgkdaw9Rd-RP84kmELGs/rs:fit:860:0:0/g:ce/aHR0cHM6Ly9pLnBp/bmltZy5jb20vb3Jp/Z2luYWxzL2I5Lzkw/LzQ2L2I5OTA0NjU1/ZWM2NzIzMWVmYzQ5/NGQ5NDFmN2U5OWVi/LmpwZw

I_Fart_Glitter, to lemmyshitpost in Does Lemmy skew old enough for this one?

This commercial aired during the Superbowl in 2006, which was like… 5 years ago… right…?

Beelzebob,

I remember the 06 Superb Owl game! The Great Horns vs The Screeches! What a wonderful time! But the commercial has been around since 69.

AngryCommieKender, (edited )

The original commercial aired in 1968

popicon.life/5-sweet-facts-mr-owl-tootsie-pop-mas…

force, to lemmyshitpost in Does Lemmy skew old enough for this one?

i’m literally a young adult and the commercial aired all the time when i was a kid, this isn’t old at all

JohnDClay, to lemmyshitpost in Does Lemmy skew old enough for this one?

I’ve never seen it, but definitely picked up the reference from cultural osmosis.

aeronmelon, to lemmybewholesome in Continuing the cycle

Unfortunately, too many of us have grandmas that share the kind of memes that don’t exactly compare to macaroni stick figures.

1990s: “Grandma, look! It’s you made out of macaroni!”

2020s: “Grandson, look. This is proof that Obama is a space alien preparing the planet for enslavement.”

RIP_Cheems, to lemmyshitpost in Does Lemmy skew old enough for this one?
@RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world avatar

Hmm, let’s see here. Ah1, ah 2, ah 3…

RIP_Cheems, to memes in Presidential fitness test
@RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world avatar

The pain. THE PAIN.

WhiskyTangoFoxtrot,

Steady! I warn you not to try jerking away. I am old, but my hand can drive this needle into your neck before you can escape me.

RIP_Cheems,
@RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world avatar

Coach, please let me out of the closet. I want to go home.

threelonmusketeers,

Does Elmo have choice to not?

corsicanguppy,

Fear is the mind-killer.

swab148, to memes in Presidential fitness test
@swab148@startrek.website avatar

Is this some sort of PE meme that I’m too Marching Band to understand?

someguy3, (edited )

Marching in the elements, while carrying an instrument, while playing, god forbid you have a wind instrument. That’s gotta be more physically gruelling than a PE class catering to the lowest common denominator.

captain_aggravated,
@captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works avatar

Marching band was considered a varsity sport at my high school. Because if the golf team are considered athletes, so am I.

hungryphrog, to memes in Choose carefully

Your gf doesn’t do that? Weird.

Ziglin,

Is your girlfriend perchance a Dyson Sphere?

clearleaf, to memes in Someone make glasses that do this please.

This reminds me of blocking ads on twitch. You can’t skip the ad but you can instead look at a black screen for the exact same duration. And that’s preferable.

m3t00, to lemmyshitpost in Does Lemmy skew old enough for this one?
@m3t00@lemmy.world avatar

3

scumola,

It’s th.th.th.th.three

WindyRebel, (edited )

Let’s find out. One, two-hoo, a-three! Three.

WhiskyTangoFoxtrot,

Decompress the main shuttlebay.

kittenzrulz123, to lemmyshitpost in Does Lemmy skew old enough for this one?

I recognized this and I’m not old… Am I?..

RIP_Cheems, (edited )
@RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world avatar

Buddy, I’ve been asking the same question for a while now, and as a far as the youth is concerned, we’re ancient.

Chocrates,

No cap.

twack,

Based.

RGB3x3, (edited )

Rly doe, fam, u be trippin’ if u think u got drip… sheeeesh. Cheugy like no cap

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