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kajko, to lemmyshitpost in Does Lemmy skew old enough for this one?

I’m 37, but I have no clue what this is.

Frozengyro,

32, have seen the commercial thousands of times.

HerbalGamer, to memes in Presidential fitness test
@HerbalGamer@sh.itjust.works avatar

Tell me you’re in a cult without saying you’re in a cult.

son_named_bort, to memes in Presidential fitness test

I had to impress Bill Clinton. I failed to do so, so he came to my house to call me a loser.

jettrscga, (edited )

That’s why you had to do the sprints. To be ready to escape Bill Clinton when he appears.

They tried to warn you.

captainlezbian,

Obama wasn’t mad, just disappointed that I was out of shape

sunbrrnslapper, to memes in Presidential fitness test

I did it to impress George Bush Sr. I’m not sure he cares either.

jopepa,

Same reason W wanted to be president and same result

sunbrrnslapper,

Haha!

Fridgeratr, to lemmyshitpost in He was like a brother to me...

It’s ok, I understand 🥲

JimmyBigSausage, to memes in Presidential fitness test

I had to do it to Impress Pres. John F Kennedy.

GuyDudeman,
@GuyDudeman@lemmy.world avatar

My efforts were to impress Arnold Schwarzenegger and George H.W. Bush.

Abird1620, to lemmyshitpost in Does Lemmy skew old enough for this one?

I was right on the tail end, born in 2006. I definitely remember this commercial.

Kolanaki, (edited ) to lemmyshitpost in Does Lemmy skew old enough for this one?
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

Ah-one, ah-two, ah-three, crunch. Ah-three licks.

evasive_chimpanzee, to lemmyshitpost in Does Lemmy skew old enough for this one?

That’s a barred owl.

Fun fact: you can talk to them, and they’ll talk back. Whether it’s a good idea or not, I have no clue, but I’ve done it

MyDearWatson616,

Fun fact you can talk to just about anything

DoucheBagMcSwag, (edited )

This reminds of of the classic MS DOS mindscape point and click games like Shadowgate or Deja Vu (“What would you like to SAY to the table?”) And the typical responses of such nonsense:

You have strange views of companionship friend

You are greeted with silence

Delirium is the gateway to insanity!

MataVatnik,
@MataVatnik@lemmy.world avatar

They just aggressively clack their beaks at me

HenriVolney, to lemmyshitpost in He was like a brother to me...

Winter is coming! … or, is it?

CodaChroma, to memes in Presidential fitness test
@CodaChroma@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

They had to make sure middle schoolers would be ready to fight a war at a moments notice

Che_Donkey, to lemmyshitpost in Does Lemmy skew old enough for this one?
@Che_Donkey@lemmy.ml avatar

yes…

https://lemmy.ml/pictrs/image/4f4b7242-0977-4255-93d4-651002d3c711.jpeg

jopepa, to memes in Presidential fitness test

Did you know all of those sit and reach boxes were manufactured by Halliburton? Follow the money…

jettrscga,

How much could a box cost? $10k?

corsicanguppy,

We were poor rural Canadians. Our sit-and-reach used a wooden ruler and a blocky wood scrap.

Kolanaki, (edited )
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

I remember doing the presidential fitness tests; but my school didn’t have any equipment for it… My school didn’t even fund a rich asshole?! We just did it for funsies?!

jopepa,

Follow the funsies…

RizzRustbolt,

Bozo! I fuckin’ knew it!

Your reign of ping-pong terror stops now!

jopepa,

Honk Honk! Burst of confetti and a red balloon remains. It floats but doesn’t rise, though the string is attached to nothing.

gibmiser,

Man, I had to go check it just in case.

stratosfear,

Did you find the proof? I gave it a half-effort on mobile and didn’t succeed…

dependencyinjection,

And?

jopepa,

Was it Lockheed Martin?

EvacuateSoul,

In Civil Air Patrol they just screwed a ruler into a box.

TehBamski, to memes in Presidential fitness test
@TehBamski@lemmy.world avatar

www.youtube.com/watch?v=BwSts2s4ba4

macaroni1556, to memes in Someone make glasses that do this please.

Rather than blocking it out, replace it with greenery, shrubs, trees, flowers, grasses

Some of the most beautiful areas of any city are where people and nature are together. Just give me big ass trees alongside the towering buildings!

anarchy79,
@anarchy79@lemmy.world avatar

And instead of blocking it out, destroy it, and do the things that you said instead.

repungnant_canary,

I mean, if we’re talking about New York you’ve got a huge ass park just around the corner. But yeah, I agree

anarchy79,
@anarchy79@lemmy.world avatar

A park. How nice.

macaroni1556,

Yup, it’s amazing. And the real estate around central park is some of the most valuable in the world!

But plants are nearly free, so we could just have that in more places…

anarchy79,
@anarchy79@lemmy.world avatar

I heard they let us live.

Overshoot2648,

They also cool down the surrounding impermeable surfaces. We need more trees!

anarchy79,
@anarchy79@lemmy.world avatar

I love trees.

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