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Hyperreality, to risa in There are exactly two types of Star Trek fans

So bubbly and cloying, and happy... just like the Federation. If you drink enough of it, you begin to like it.

pete_the_cat, (edited ) to comicstrips in Introductions are hard [ADHDinos]

I just moved to Miami 1.5 weeks ago from the North East US, there’s a massive Cuban (and Hispanic in general, but mostly Cuban) population. I’m a guy and I’ve seen this other guy get off on my floor and he lives close to me (it’s a huge building), like once before. We get off and head the same way. I introduced myself and asked what his name was. He has a strong Hispanic accent and said something I didn’t understand at first, so I asked him to repeat it. It sounded like he said his name was Jenatin so I repeated it as I heard it and he just said “yeah” and we parted ways. It wasn’t until I got in my apartment that I realized he was probably saying Johnathan and I felt like a smacked ass 🤦‍♂️

Stamets,
@Stamets@startrek.website avatar

It happens man! Next time you see him just apologize. Then again that might be the Canadian in me that makes it seem so easy.

pete_the_cat,

Yeah, next time I see him (it’s been a few days so far) I’m gonna be like “Hey!Jonathan, right?” and go based off of that.

LegionEris, to memes in C'est la vie

Joke’s on you, sassy crab. Sunday is my Friday! I have three days off now! Weekend is on!

jarfil, to comicstrips in Introductions are hard [ADHDinos]

An anxiety t-rex… 😨

Kolanaki, to risa in I respect that
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Two lies with a truth between them is the most insidious design.

saltnotsugar, to risa in PC Load Letter? Naw man, I don't know nothin' about that.

“Does anyone in your crew ever yell Khan really loud?”
No. Nah man. Shit no man. I believe you get your ass kicked for yellin something like that.

armus, to risa in PC Load Letter? Naw man, I don't know nothin' about that.

That’s easy man, two decks at the same time

Track_Shovel, to memes in It's just more convenient
@Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net avatar

I don’t get it, apart from companies wanting to cover their corporate real estate investments.

All of my work is on a computer

All of my colleagues’ work is on computer.

So why the fuck would I want to meet in person to address a problem? So one of us can literally breathe down the other’s neck looking at the same screen?

GTFO.

schmidtster, to comicstrips in Introductions are hard [ADHDinos]

Is everyone too anxious to comment first or something? I’ve had a bowl, so I’m past that, hopefully.

PoastRotato,
@PoastRotato@lemmy.world avatar

My dumb ass was sitting here for a minute trying to figure out what sort of gremlin drinks booze from a bowl before I realized you meant weed 🤣

agent_flounder,
@agent_flounder@lemmy.world avatar

Meanwhile I’m like “bowl of what, Wheaties?”

schmidtster,

A bowl of Skywalker by Dutch Passion.

schmidtster,

There’s places (Boston pizza started it I think) that have “fish bowls” for your drinks. A fishbowl of peach Bellini will start the night off right, but yes, some home grown cannabis.

And obvs I was being deliberately vague for engagement, sue me.

Bonehead, to memes in It's just more convenient

When I worked for Bell, they had just ended their WFH policy. I was required to be in the office every day. The rest of my team was still under the policy according to their contract, including my boss who was a 10 minute walk from the office, so they all worked from home. And most of my meetings involved teams in 3 different cities, not to mention the fact that it was Bell, so all meetings were over the phone with a screen sharing app. There were some other people that worked in the office, but they worked with different teams so I didn't interact with them beyond saying "hi" in the break room as I was getting coffee. But it was apparently very important that I be in the office.

Some days I really appreciate the fact that I left IT.

Semi-Hemi-Demigod, to memes in It's just more convenient
@Semi-Hemi-Demigod@kbin.social avatar

This is why hybrid is a dumb idea unless everyone in the meeting is in the office on the same day.

Diplomjodler, to memes in It's just more convenient

The company I work at has a couple of buildings spread out over a larger campus. Before COVID, you’d just go over to the other building for meetings. Now nobody can be arsed to walk across any more. But we still have to come in because face to face communication is sooo important!

VioletTeacup, to risa in I respect that
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Garak is calm because he knows that they’re in the justice zone, where it’s impossible to commit a crime.

ininewcrow, to lemmyshitpost in Feel old yet?
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hunter2, to comicstrips in And that's how I met your mother [Loading Artist]

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